Hilareous school moments

Sporny

Sporny

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i'm sure you all had an extremely funny moment in school, so I thought it would be fun to share them with the rest of us.

I'll start.

The start of a new school day. lessons were about to start, so we had to gather the rest of our class. Me and a couple of friends were still talking, but we were talking in The Forbidden Area. Thats a square on the ground marked with red lines. One of the teachers was trying to get us out of the zone, because we were hindering the traffic. He said:'Come on, get outta here!'. My friend said:'Man, what's wrong with him?' Then the teacher replied:'What did you say, young man?' 'Well you could also ask it politely instead of poking us in our ribs', my friend said.
'That's it kid, hand over your diary, you're so screwed!'.
That was so hilareous :p
 
Funny.. Oh yeah! I was in the bus playing my PSP and My friend asked me if He could play it. I said "yes" And when I was about to hand it to him it fell on the seat and it BROKE! e_e
 
One time at school I was talking with my friend and I saw someone I knew across the road and I wanted to ask him a question. He was also walking with a friend talking and not looking forwards, before I could shout his name he then walked into a lamp post (HARD)

I was laughing all the way home
 
Well...there is this kid in my honors geometry class that thinks he is a higher level thinker (genius) than all of us (except me, I am a genius) and he thinks he can outthink the teacher. So, one day he was in an argument with the teacher and the teacher says, "Shut it mohammed, I have studied math longer than you have lived! I think I know more than you." LOL. This was very funny :D
 
lolz this kid in our class (taylor bayless) gets on one of the teachers nerves.
one day he was pissed at the teacher and said "you can suck my *part*" (im not sure if im allowed to say it here) and the teacher goes "excuse me, what am i going to suck?" (he's colombian so he doesn't know much English) and taylor got in trouble.
another day that we all think our teacher doesn know perverted words taylor starts talking about another perverted word (probably not allowed to say it here) and then our teacher goes, what did you just say? you are not supposed to talk about ******* here! and taylor got busted bigtime
it was hilarious
 
one day i was in band class my teacher said you did the best to day brass section and then i stood up and yelled "heck yeah we are freiken owesome".Then my band director sent me to the office and while i was leavin he said"you are so true!!!!!!!"
 
we were in spanish and me and my friend were throwing gumwrapper airplanes at each other the whole time and at the end of class she said we both did great.

another is where we were in project and some kid stole the teachers coffee and it took her like 10 minutes to relize that her coffee was gone.
 
ZOMG, funny.

Once, at gym, my friends were screaming at each other and at the end, my gym teacher gave all of us chocolate for being quiet.

Stoopid Old, deaf teachers.

:O
 
Fire Mew said:
one day I was in band class my teacher said you did the best to day brass section and then I stood up and yelled "heck yeah we are freiken owesome".Then my band director sent me to the office and while I was leavin he said"you are so true!!!!!!!"
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that is just too funny
 
I wasn't there, since I graduated from my HS last year, but my girlfriend's brother has an agenda that has deathnote written on it. The teacher saw this and took it away from him, thinking it was a list of people he wanted to kill. Needless to say, the cops got involved and had to search his house. I found it quite funny. The whole thing was resolved.
 
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