How to Pick Up Chicks Guide 2009-2010 (2nd Edition)

Lol more guides. This is a refined version with funnier lines however. Enjoyable guide that will surely help. :eek:

dmaster out.
 
ROFLiron said:
^oh oh oh, now that we have learned how to pick up chicks, can you do a guide on all the key essentials of a first date. you know like how to make sure to order something small for her at the resturant so she wont get fat and other important things we need to know!
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OH YES! Thank you very much for the suggestion. I will definately write a guide/article on that! Hahaha. ;D

Hmm. This could be a regular, weekly thing. Where every week, Doctor Krucifier posts a new guide. *hint hint*

dmaster said:
Lol more guides. This is a refined version with funnier lines however. Enjoyable guide that will surely help. :eek:

dmaster out.
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This is a second edition. I don't know if you ever saw or read my first one I posted like ages ago lol.

I don't think this guide will help. If anything it will get you arrested. Especially the very last pick up line example. ;o
 
ROFLiron said:
I will subscribe to such amazing doctor Krucifer self help guides!
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Krucifier. Everyone always forgets the second i. Hahaha. :D

But yeah. I'll make it a regular thing, where I post new articles/guides like this here in the random topic centre. Any got any other suggestions? ;p


For the record, and in case anyone had any doubts, these are supposed to be humerous... Please do not take this guide, or any I am will write in the future seriously. You'll probably get arrested. ;o
 
esperante said:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Cyanide and happiness much? :p

I made a comment about that. You can see it near the end of the guide. ;o

ROFLiron said:
oh it totally is krucifier, my b
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Haha. It's alright. Have you got any other suggestions? That first date one is a good one. I can have a lot of fun with that one. >:D
 
Funny guide. I loled at this part:

Chicks are otherwise known as girls, females, or baby factories.

It is truth however, so far be it for me to judge. Personally, another pick up line is:

"Hey baby, you like bread? Cause I want to make some buns in the oven, O!" Lol. No haha.
 
I am a girl so I just want to say thanks for the guide. Now I know if anybody tries to use those pickup lines on me, I know they are on Pokebeach and/or like Pokemon. :p
 
@krucifier, you could how to lose a girl in the worst way, how to be a PLAYER, how to tell if your current girlfriend has isses/ is a femminist/ witch, or worse is not even a girl o_O
 
How to Pick Up Chicks: Special Internet Stalker Edition.
 
ROFLiron said:
@krucifier, you could how to lose a girl in the worst way, how to be a PLAYER, how to tell if your current girlfriend has isses/ is a femminist/ witch, or worse is not even a girl o_O
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Good ideas. Thanks man. I'll definately have to do them! Haha. Stay tuned! :D
 
Rummage said:
I got a good one, don't call a girl a chick -.-'
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But dude. They are chicks. And you want to be dudezoned by her, because you are such a dude, dude. You aren't going to get dudezoned by calling chicks girls, dude.

InfinityFangX said:
this thread makes me feel uneasy for some reason o_0
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Haha. Well, I'm not actually serious. The guide is just a joke.

In my first version of this guide that I posted like, well, what, a year and a half or more ago now? Or something like that. Everyone thought I was serious and for real. It was funny as.

ROFLiron said:
^^chicks love to be called chicks.
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Like totally, dude. ;p
 
wait guys this was a joke i already used it on three girls now theyre alseep in my living room what do i do?? ???

sadly I know a few people who actually treat this as their view of getting girls... and it actually works on some people.
 
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