*Keeper flips through list
. Again.
<Keeper> So I guess there's still a few of you around.
<Keeper> Though we seem to have misplaced Reinforce.
<Keeper> Any thoughts on how the war is progressing that you'd like to share?
<Ice Espeon> Well, I'm winning.
<Vom> That's not true!
<Keeper> I asked for thoughts, Vom, not facts.
<Celever> I like cake. That's a thought.
<Brave Vesperia> THE CAKE IS A LIE.
<Ice Espeon> What cake?
<thegrovylekid> The cake waiting at the end of the challenge!
<Keeper> The Challenge is ending? This Year? With cake?
<Juliet> What challenge?
<Ice Espeon> It's a game.
<Celever> Yeah, my game.
<Brave Vesperia> Games are fun.
<Vom> Why aren't we playing a game?
<Ice Espeon> Isn't that what this is?
<Juliet> I thought we were at war.
<thegrovylekid> War is a game!
<Keeper> HOLD IT.
<Keeper> Now, go back to that part with the cake.
<Celever> It's in the kitchen, I think.
<Brave Vesperia> Cake seems to be a recurring theme.
<Brave Vesperia> Still a lie.
<Keeper> Lie or not, EVERYBODY!
<Keeper> TO THE KITCHEN!
*scufflescuffleshiftleftclickctrl+alt+deljazzsandwichmunchwasdtomove*
<Smeargle> Smearg.
<Keeper> Where is the cake!?
<Celever> Cake is good. That's both a fact and a thought.
<Juliet> I found it!
<Keeper> Good, hand it over!
*Juliet lifts plate with slice of cake.
<Juliet> Why? It's the last piece.
<Brave Vesperia> Is it vanilla? I'll fight you for it if it's vanilla.
<Juliet> Erm, looks like chocolate.
<thegrovylekid> Even better!
<Keeper> There's only one way to settle this!
*Keeper releases Abra.
<Keeper> Make it disappear!
*Abra lifts cake with awesome psychic powers.
*Abra brings cake slice closer.
*Abra eats cake.
<everyone> ...
<Keeper> Not like that!
<Ice Espeon> Oh, look! I found another one! The actual last slice. Mine now.
<Keeper> Alright, everybody! Find your hungriest Pokemon and fight for the slice!
<Ice Espeon> Wat.
<Celever> Why our hungriest? Not our strongest?
<Brave Vesperia> Logically, if our hungriest Pokemon was fighting for that cake, they could be our strongest.
<thegrovylekid> Works for me.
*thegrovylekid tackles Ice Espeon.