<Keeper> Howdy everyone! The name's Keeper, but you knew that already, didn't you?
<Keeper> Welcome to my kingdom, Oscuro Mork!
<Keeper> Now, often, when faced with these... Compilcations... Warlords from around the land gather here on a mission.
<Keeper> To be the very best, like no one ever was! (Obviously.)
<Keeper> Now, introduce yourselves would ya? Newbies first.
<bbninjas> Hello! You all can call me bbninjas! My kingdom, the Circus Perpetual, specializes in Grass types.
<bbninjas> Nice to meet you all!
<Keeper> ...I said newbies first. Like, here, we got The SceptileMaster! I'm sure he uses Grass too.
<TSM> NOPE! I'm the one and only master of Ice! From the Icicle Castle!
<Jabberwock> But isn't Sceptile... Weak to... Anyway.
<Jabber> My name is Jabberwock, from Vallishar, kingdom of Poison.
<Jabber> Cross me if you dare!
<Keeper> ...Great! Next we have-
<Reinforce> Reinforce, from the Graveyard Shift, ruler of Ghost types!
<PikaMasterJesi> Do you mean you actually work the graveyard shift, or is that your kingdom or-
<Keeper> Just go with it.
<Jesi> ...Right. Well my kingdom specializes in Electric types obviously, and fittingly is named Sparkdust.
<Blakers> Er, yes. Fittingly.
<Blakers> Am I the only one with the MAJESTIC type of Dragon? My kingdom of Dracoville is home to beasts of old, found in legends and toughened through battle!
<Blakers> Are you afraid yet?
<Reinforce> No not really.
<Blakers> >_>
*Brave Vesperia walks into room holding plate of food.
<Brave> So like did you guys not notice the buffet over there, or-
<Keeper> Brave! You're alive still. Go ahead and tell us about yourself.
<Brave> Oh, well, hi! My name is Brave Vesperia, from the Steel Kingdom.
<bbninjas> You mean Metal?
<Brave> Yes. That's Metal... Type.
<Keeper> ...
<Keeper> This is VG ninjas. Get it together.
<Keeper> We also have the amazing (probably) Professor Palutena, here from the...
*Keeper flips through notes.
<Keeper> "Water You Doing?" Kingdom.
<Keeper> ...I have to question your thought processes when coming up with these things.
<PP> o/
<Keeper> Double o Squirtle, Quakingpunch, and Ninja Penguin! Always great to see new faces. Welcome welcome.
<NinjaPenguin> Hello. I'm from the other Steel kingdom, Penguinium.
*Keeper twitches.
<doubleosquirtle> And I'm from the Dark Kingdom! The KINGDOM OF SHADOW-Y-NESS.
*The room goes silent.
<PP> How, uh, creative(?).
<quakingpunch> And I'm from Fornheim, the kingdom riddled with Psychic types.
<Celever> And I'll go last then, from the Ground kingdom! Celever!
<Celever> We only wear Kaminkos there.
<Celever> ...Or was that the kingdom name, I don't actually know.
<TSM> Has anybody seen simsands? Wasn't he supposed to be here as well?
<simsands>
Uh, yeah, I'm right here actually, just because I'm a little small doesn-
<Keeper> Dunno, haven't seen him.
<Keeper> So there sure are a lot of you here today! Must have been pretty bad to make you all want to kill each other for such a silly game.
<Keeper> Oh well works for me.
<Keeper> So there are a few basic rules here to follow. Do your best to follow them or you won't even get the
chance to fight for survival.
<Keeper> The sun is rising on another beeea-yu-tiful day! Best of luck everyone!
<Jesi> Wait! I only had one line-