Okay, since this forum is dead pretty much, I felt that it was time to tell a short story about a good friend of mine and his experiences.
DISCLAIMER: A "Chapturo" is NOT a NEW addition to the Taco Bell family of tacos and burritos. Yes, we know it sounds like something they would make. No, you cannot have any nachos.
Kronar is the main character of the story. For copyright purposes, we arent allowed to use his real name (he will get ghosted) so he is Kronar, hear him uh....(come on...think of words OTHER than roar)....cry? whine? ________ <-Insert word of your choice here. Kronar is an odd fellow, finding it hard to fit in with the mainstream world.....he dosent like much of anything except for his Death Emo /wrists Metal music he listens to, and has no IRL non-pbchat friends....UNTIL
So.....back we are. Thanks to our sucky lawyers, we arent allowed to disclose the real name ofRosemary "The Girl" so we shall call her Pepper. We also are not allowed to disclose a real picture of her either, so here is a famous artist's rendition of what she looks like.
Kronar and Pepper met at a "kinda-party" which using my context clues, I can tell you was not really a party at all. Kronar was hanging out with some people and suddenly, she walked in and took his breath away /lame. He couldnt speak. She broke the ice by talking first:
"Umm....you have something on your shirt there"
"Whoops ._."
From there they went out to a bonfire and enjoyed the night from the fire. They didn't talk for the rest night, but hey, its progress, right? Oh, it isn't? nvm then.
Anyways, from then on it was true love....on Kronar's side. He kept wondering what would become of this strange but amazing relationship. Supposedly they were going to his prom together (set up by some good friends) so he was more nervous than anything. A REAL GIRL! AT PROM! WITH HIM! Can you believe it? Me neither, thats why this is called FICTION =]
*End of Public Service Announcement disguised as a fun, picture-filled story*
Chapturo Uno: Meet Kronar
DISCLAIMER: A "Chapturo" is NOT a NEW addition to the Taco Bell family of tacos and burritos. Yes, we know it sounds like something they would make. No, you cannot have any nachos.
Kronar is the main character of the story. For copyright purposes, we arent allowed to use his real name (he will get ghosted) so he is Kronar, hear him uh....(come on...think of words OTHER than roar)....cry? whine? ________ <-Insert word of your choice here. Kronar is an odd fellow, finding it hard to fit in with the mainstream world.....he dosent like much of anything except for his Death Emo /wrists Metal music he listens to, and has no IRL non-pbchat friends....UNTIL
Chapturo Dos: Meet "The Girl"
So.....back we are. Thanks to our sucky lawyers, we arent allowed to disclose the real name of
"Umm....you have something on your shirt there"
"Whoops ._."
From there they went out to a bonfire and enjoyed the night from the fire. They didn't talk for the rest night, but hey, its progress, right? Oh, it isn't? nvm then.
Anyways, from then on it was true love....on Kronar's side. He kept wondering what would become of this strange but amazing relationship. Supposedly they were going to his prom together (set up by some good friends) so he was more nervous than anything. A REAL GIRL! AT PROM! WITH HIM! Can you believe it? Me neither, thats why this is called FICTION =]
Chapturo Tres: PROM!
Prom was fun.....so I've heard. Supposedly she had fun too....this is all we are allowed to say on this subject. Kronar didn't fail at life and the world is once again out of balance.Chapturo Quartro: The Future :O
In the future, Kronar and Pepper will live happily ever after....unless Kronar never asks her out, in which case, Kronar will go to college, become enraged at the world and eventually take it over. And then Pepper will be gone and the world in ruin. Lets not go that route, eh buddy?*End of Public Service Announcement disguised as a fun, picture-filled story*
