Then Haunted Water comes up behind me... Oh no. (Haunted Water is Gary)
"Gramps, you idiot, I'm soooo sick of waiting!" Haunted whinges.
"Haunted Water, Let me think... Oh, wait... I told you to come to my special place. Wait a second. Leon, three pokemon choose one, then Haunted will get an advantage by picking the one tougher than yours."
"Thanks, but Haunted can have all three. I'm sure he'd like them more than me."
"Wow... Leon, thats so nice of you--"
"Leon, CHOOSE ONE!"
"Leon, I hate you." Haunted Water whispers to me... And I know the smell of his breathe could be enough to kill me.
I walk over to the three containment units held to keep the specimens called Pokemon. Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle.
Dinosaur, Dinosaur, Turtle. Great selection. I pick one at random and pick up Charmander. Great. With my luck, I just chose the species with the hardest meta game.
"There, old man, happy now?"
"Yes. Now Haunted Water, choose Squirtle."
"But-- Fine." I watch as Haunted grabs the containment unit holding Squirtle.
I decide to name Charmander, Drohn. I don't know why. Some Indian name that first popped into my head. Why not? Its just going to end up dying to Pidgey...
"NOW FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT!" Oak yells and points to me and Haunted Water. Great. Not a Pidgey, but a Squirtle.