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Water types have arrived!

Shining Articuno HP: 110 - Water
Basic Pokémon

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Ability: Hails of Contempt
As long as this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon, place 1 damage counter on each of your opponent's Pokémon between turns.

[W][W] Bright Winds 20+
Your opponent reveals their hand. This attack does 10 more damage for each Energy card found there.

Weakness: [M] x 2
Resistance: [F] - 20
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: A legendary bird Pokémon that is said to appear to doomed people who are lost in icy mountains.

UTS #008/039, Shiny Holo Rare
Snover HP: 70 - Water
Basic Pokémon

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[W][C] Wobbly Smack 60
Flip a coin. If heads, this Pokémon does 20 damage to itself.

Weakness: [G] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: It lives on snowy mountains. Having had little contact with humans, it is boldly inquisitive.

UTS #009/039, Common
Abomasnow HP: 120 - Water
Stage 1 - Evolves from Snover

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Ability: Blizzard Twister
Once during your turn (before your attack), you may shuffle 1 Energy card from your discard pile into your deck.

[W][C][C][C] Momentum Slam 60+
This attack does 40 more damage for each Pokémon on your bench with [W] Energy attached to it.

Weakness: [G] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C][C]

Pokédex: It lives a quiet life on mountains that are perpetually covered in snow. It hides itself by whipping up blizzards.

UTS #010/039, Uncommon
Palkia HP: 130 - Water
Basic Pokémon

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[W] Spacial Claw
Search your deck for a card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then, shuffle your deck.

[W][W][C] Draconic Distortion 60+
If this Pokémon has a Tool card attached to it, this attack does 60 more damage.

Weakness: [G] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: A legendary Pokémon of Sinnoh. It is said that space becomes more stable with Palkia’s every breath.

UTS #011/039, Rare
 
I have very little time, but I felt it necessary to whip up something for someone...

Lucario HP: 110 - Fighting
Stage 1 - Evolves from Riolu

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Ability: Punch-Out Celebration
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon, once during your turn (before your attack), search your deck for a [F] Energy card, and put it on 1 of your Pokémon.

[F][C][C] Unique Roundhouse 70+
This attack does 20 more damage for each Special Energy card attached to this Pokémon.

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: None
Resistance: [C]

Pokédex: By reading the auras of all things, it can tell how others are feeling from over half a mile away.

Promo #003
Holy Diamond (Item)

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Pokémon Tool: Attach a Pokémon Tool to 1 of your Pokémon that doesn't already have a Pokémon Tool attached to it.

If the Pokémon this card is attached to is damaged by an opponent's attack (even if that Pokémon is knocked out), for every 3 damage counters placed on the Pokémon this card is attached to, place 1 on your opponent's Active Pokémon.

Promo #004

Happy birthday @Blakers! Hope you enjoy! :)
 
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Hey it's been awhile! Lightning types are finally here!

Raikou HP: 120 - Lightning
Basic Pokémon

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[L] Lightning Fang 20
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Paralyzed.

[L][C] Magnetic Spark 40+
This attack does 40 more damage for each [M] Pokémon in play.

Weakness: [F] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: This rough Pokémon stores energy inside its body, then sweeps across the land, shooting off electricity.

UTS #012/039, Rare
Stunfisk HP: 80 - Lightning
Basic Pokémon

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Ability: Dirty Grimes
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon, you may flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned. Put 4 damage counters on that Pokémon instead of 1 between turns.

[F][F] Mud Flopping 50

Weakness: [F] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: Its skin is very hard, so it is unhurt even if stepped on by sumo wrestlers. It smiles when transmitting electricity.

UTS #013/039, Uncommon
Zekrom HP: 130 - Lightning
Basic Pokémon

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[L][L][L][L] Bolt of Ideals 200

Weakness: [F] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C][C]

Pokédex: Concealing itself in lightning clouds, it flies throughout the Unova region. It creates electricity in its tail.

UTS #014/039, Holo Rare
Helioptile HP: 50 - Lightning
Basic Pokémon

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[C] Sunlight Exposure 10x
This attack does 10 damage times the amount of [R] Energy cards in your hand.

[C][C] Digging Around 20
Search your deck for a Supporter card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then, shuffle your deck.

Weakness: [F] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: None

Pokédex: The frills on either side of its head have cells that generate electricity when exposed to sunlight.

UTS #015/039, Common
Heliolisk HP: 90 - Lightning
Stage 1 - Evolves from Helioptile

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Ability: Generator
If this Pokémon is your Active Pokémon, search your deck for up to 2 Energy cards, and attach them to your Pokémon in any way you like. Then, shuffle your deck.

[C][C] Light Blast 40

Weakness: [F] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: None

Pokédex: They flare their frills and generate energy. A single Heliolisk can generate sufficient electricity to power a skyscraper.

UTS #016/039, Common
 
Incredibly not in the mood to add to set, but I need to post something. So uh, have this:

Shining Corsola HP: 80 - Water
Basic Pokémon
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Ability: Versatile Branches
Once during your turn (before your attack), choose 1:
- If one of your opponent's Pokémon is knocked out during your turn, take an extra Prize card.
- Heal 50 damage from 1 of your Pokémon.
- Your Active Pokémon's attacks do 20 more damage (after applying Weakness and Resistance) during your turn.

[W][C] Water Cleansing 30+
If your opponent's Active Pokémon has a Status Condition, this attack does 60 more damage. Then, remove the Status Condition from that Pokémon.

Weakness: [G] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: It continuously sheds and grows. The tip of its head is prized as a treasure because of its beauty.

Not completely sure about the wording on some of it, but it's fine for now.
 
Hey, an update. I guess these still happen. Time for Part 1 of Psychic types!

Spoink HP: 60 - Psychic
Basic Pokémon

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[P] Haptic Bouncing 10+
Flip a coin until you get tails. This attack does 10 more damage for each time you flipped heads.

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: Spoink keeps a pearl on top of its head. The pearl functions to amplify this Pokémon’s psychokinetic powers. It is therefore on a constant search for a bigger pearl.

UTS #017/039, Common
Grumpig HP: 100 - Psychic
Stage 1 - Evolves from Spoink

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[P][C] Scour
Shuffle your discard pile, and draw a card from there. If the card is a Tool card, shuffle up to 10 cards from your discard pile into your deck.

[P][P][P] Pearls of the Soulless 60+
If your opponent's Active Pokémon is a [D] or [N] type, this attack does 90 more damage.

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: Grumpig uses the black pearls on its body to wield its fantastic powers. When it is doing so, it dances bizarrely. This Pokémon’s black pearls are valuable as works of art.

UTS #018/039, Rare
Mesprit HP: 60 - Psychic
Basic Pokémon

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Ability: Emotional Risk
Flip a coin. If heads, if this Pokémon is Knocked Out during your opponent's next turn, take a Prize card.

[P] Sensory Dial 10
Choose 1:
- Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned.
- Heal 20 damage from 1 of your Pokémon.
- Discard any Stadium card in play.

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: None

Pokédex: It sleeps at the bottom of a lake. Its spirit is said to leave its body to fly on the lake’s surface.

UTS #019/039, Holo Rare

God these are either broken, make no sense, or both. Also, counting promos we're halfway through this set.
 
I got bored, so now Psychic types are done.

Nihilego ◇ HP: 120 - Psychic
Basic Pokémon [ULTRA BEAST]

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◇ (Prism Star) Rule: You can’t have more than 1 ◇ card with the same name in your deck. If a ◇ card would go to the discard pile, put it in the Lost Zone instead.

Ability: Brainwashing
Once during your turn (before your attack), you may flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon can't attack during your opponent's next 2 turns.

[P][P] Toxic Cliffs 40+
If your opponent's Active Pokémon is Poisoned, this attack does 100 more damage. This attack's damage isn't affected by resistance.

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: It appeared in this world from an Ultra Wormhole. Nihilego appears to be a parasite that lives by feeding on people and Pokémon.

UTS #020/039, Rare
Poipole HP: 70 - Psychic
Basic Pokémon [ULTRA BEAST]

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[P] Head Acid 10
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned.

[P][C] Ultra Ram 20+
This attack does 10 more damage for each Ultra Beast (both yours and your opponent's) in play.

Pokédex: An Ultra Beast that lives in a different world, it cackles wildly as it sprays its opponents with poison from the needles on its head.

UTS #021/039, Common
Naganadel GX HP: 200 - Psychic
Stage 1 - Evolves from Poipole [ULTRA BEAST]

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[C][C] Foul Stench 50

[P][C] Spatial Wheel 40x
Look at the top 7 cards of your deck. This attack does 40 damage times the amount of 'Ultra Beast' Pokémon found there.

[P] Adhesive GX
Search your opponent's deck for up to 8 cards, and discard them.

Pokémon GX Rule: When your Pokémon GX is knocked out, your opponent draws 2 Prize cards.

UTS #022/039
 
The one good thing boredom ever leads me to. Fighting types are now here!

Meditite HP: 50 - Fighting
Basic Pokémon

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[F] Fake Out
If you go first, you can use this attack on your first turn. Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon can't attack during your opponent's next turn.

[F][C] Focus Palm 30

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: It never skips its daily yoga training. It heightens its inner strength through meditation.

UTS #023/039, Common
Medicham HP: 90 - Fighting/Psychic
Stage 1 - Evolves from Meditate

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Ability: Pain Sensory
This Pokémon's attacks do 40 more damage (before applying Weakness and Resistance).

[F][F] Zen Kick 40
Discard 1 Energy card attached to your opponent's Active Pokémon.

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: Through crushingly harsh yoga training, it gained the power to foretell its foe’s actions. It battles with elegant, dance-like movement.

UTS #024/039, Uncommon
Dwebble HP: 80 - Fighting
Basic Pokémon

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[F] Solid Rocks 10+
This attack does 10 more damage for every [F] Pokémon in play.

Weakness: [W] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: When it finds a stone of a suitable size, it secretes a liquid from its mouth to open up a hole to crawl into.
UTS #025/039, Common
Crustle HP: 130 - Fighting
Stage 1 - Evolves from Dwebble

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[F][C] Rock Blast 10x
Flip 5 coins. This attack does 10 damage times the number of heads.

[C][C][C] Cleansing the Ecosystem
This attack does 50 damage to all of your opponent's [R], [W], and [F] Pokémon.

Weakness: [W] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C][C]

Pokédex: It possesses legs of enormous strength, enabling it to carry heavy slabs for many days, even when crossing arid land.

UTS #026/039, Uncommon

And that's 2/3rds of the set completed. Probably gonna stop making any type of set after this one is completed, and I'll just be making little collections like these, and other little random things as I go. Well, see you next time, and thank you for stopping by!
 
I guess it's been 2 weeks, so here's the next update. All 3 of these types only have 1-2 Pokémon in them, so I figured I'd just get them all out now.

Shiftry HP: 130 - Dark
Stage 2 - Evolves from Nuzleaf

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[D] Sly Gamble 10+
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 more damage. If tails this Pokémon does 20 damage to itself.

[D][D][C] Camouflage Collision 80

Weakness: [F] x 2
Resistance: [P] - 20
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: It lives quietly in the deep forest. It is said to create chilly winter winds with the fans it holds.

UTS #027/039, Rare
Registeel HP: 120 - Metal
Basic Pokémon

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[M][M][M][M] Archaic Crash 180
Discard all Energy attached to this Pokémon. If there are a Regirock and Regice in play, do not discard Energy cards from this Pokémon.

Weakness: [R] x 2
Resistance: [P] - 20
Retreat: [C][C][C]

Pokédex: Its body is said to be harder than any kind of metal. A study has revealed that its body is hollow.

UTS #028/039, Uncommon
Dialga HP: 150 - Metal
Basic Pokémon

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[M] Recharge
Search your discard pile for a [M] Energy card and attach it to this Pokémon.

[M][M][M] War Cry of the Ages 40x
This attack does 40 damage times the amount of [M] Pokémon in play.

Weakness: [R] x 2
Resistance: [P] - 20
Retreat: [C][C][C]

Pokédex: It has the power to control time. It appears in Sinnoh-region myths as an ancient deity.

UTS #029/039, Holo Rare
Shining Xerneas HP: 130 - Fairy
Basic Pokémon

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[Y] Rebirth
Heal 50 damage from 1 of your Pokémon.

[Y][C] Life Force 40+
Flip a coin for every [Y] Energy attached to your Pokémon. This attack does 10 more damage for each heads.

Weakness: [M] x 2
Resistance: [D] - 20
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: When the horns on its head shine in seven colors, it is said to be sharing everlasting life.

UTS #030/039, Shining Rare

Oh my god someone please point out if there's something wrong with the wording on that Registeel. It's definitely wrong, someone please let me know how to fix that second sentence. Until then, see you in 2 weeks.
 
Okay so um... massive update. My latest mini-set, Ultra Space has now been finished. Your guess is as good as mine as to why I was so motivated to finish these cards off, but um, I guess it's been done.

Druddigon HP: 110 - Dragon
Basic Pokémon

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Ability: Rough Skin
When this Pokémon is damaged by an attack, put 2 damage counters on your opponent's Active Pokémon.

[F][C][C] Brutal Crush 90

Weakness: [Y] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: It infiltrates tunnels that Pokémon like Diglett and Dugtrio have dug and quietly waits for prey to pass through.

UTS #031/039, Common
Kyurem HP: 130 - Dragon
Basic Pokémon

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[W] Truth
Search your deck for a card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then, shuffled your deck.

[W][C] Ideals
Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is Knocked Out.

Weakness: [Y] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: This legendary ice Pokémon waits for a hero to fill in the missing parts of its body with truth or ideals.

UTS #032/039, Uncommon

Swablu HP: 50 - Colorless
Basic Pokémon

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[C] Low Humming
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Asleep.

[C][C] Party Pecking 20x
This attack does 20 damage times the amount of Swablu on your Bench.

Weakness: [L] x 2
Resistance: [F] - 20
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: It constantly grooms its cotton-like wings. It takes a shower to clean itself if it becomes dirty.

UTS #033/039, Common
Altaria HP: 90 - Colorless
Stage 1 - Evolves from Swablu

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Ability: Thick Fluff
This Pokémon takes 10 times the amount of turns it has been Active for less from your opponent's Active Pokémon's attacks.

[C][C] Radiant Blast 30

Weakness: [L] x 2
Resistance: [F] - 20
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: If it bonds with a person, it will gently envelop the friend with its soft wings, then hum.

UTS #034/039, Uncommon
Regigigas HP: 170 - Colorless
Basic Pokémon

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[C][C][C][C][C] Soul of the Titans 200
This Pokémon cannot attack during your next turn.

Weakness: [F] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C][C][C]

Pokédex: There is an enduring legend that states this Pokémon towed continents with ropes.

UTS #035/039, Holo Rare

Aura Scanner (Item)

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Your opponent reveals their hand. Discard an Energy card you find there.

Item: You may play as many Item cards as you like during your turn (before your attack).

UTS #036/039, Uncommon
Giovanni ◇ (Supporter)

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◇ (Prism Star) Rule: You can’t have more than 1 ◇ card with the same name in your deck. If a ◇ card would go to the discard pile, put it in the Lost Zone instead.

For each of your [P] Pokémon in play, put a card from the top of your opponent's deck into the Lost Zone.

Supporter: You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).

UTS #037/039, Rare
Psychic Crystals (Item)

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Pokémon Tool: Attach a Pokémon tool to 1 of your Pokémon that doesn't already have a Pokémon Tool attached to it.

The Pokémon this card is attached to's attacks do 10 more damage for each [P] Energy attached to it.

Item: You may play as many Item cards as you like during your turn (before your attack).

UTS #038/039, Uncommon
Ultra Desert ✴ (Stadium)

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✴ (Boost) Rule: You can only have 4 Boost cards (including Pokémon-Boost) in your deck.

All [G] and [F] Pokémon in play's attacks cost [C][C] less.

Stadium: This card stays in play when you play it. Discard this card if another Stadium card comes into play. If another card with the same name is in play, you can't play this card.

UTS #039/039, Holo Rare

I'll guess my next move is to start taking requests! That won't happen immediately, requests are still closed at the moment (not for too much longer though). And please please please, if you notice a flaw in spelling, please point that out to me.
 
✶ ✶ ✶ August 2018 ✶ ✶ ✶

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Writing this, I'm fresh off the plane from Cancún, ending my little summer getaway. It's been a hectic month. Lots of summer work, and tons of new education about what it's like to be a CT Surgeon. I've learned how to suture, dissect, take a variety of yearly exams and much more. There was also a massive fire that burnt through multiple buildings, and my family and I were all there to see it. We barely got out before the fire department got in.

In other news, maybe more close to home and on the 'beach, The Seagull's Apprentice is nearing the end! It's been a wild roller coaster ride helping out with this project, but I for sure don't regret it! Come check it out, and see how the long-anticipated finale comes to a close!

This is how I'll be updating in the future, just a small post at the beginning of the month. This is also how I'll be re-opening requests! Post a request you have for me, and I'll be sure to include it in the next update. I hope you're okay with the new update system, this is Lorde, signing off.

Alolan Marowak HP: 110 - Fire
Stage 1 - Evolves from Cubone

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Ability: Spiritual Summoning
This Pokémon's attacks do 10 more damage for each Prize card your opponent has taken.

[R][C] Incinerate 50
Your opponent discards all Pokémon Tool cards attached to your opponent's Active Pokémon.

Weakness: [W] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: When it beats opponents with its bone, the cursed flames spread to them. No amount of water will stop those flames from burning.

Promo #003
Reuniclus HP: 130 - Psychic
Stage 2 - Evolves from Duosion

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[P] Energize 20
Search your deck for a [P] Energy card and attach it to this Pokémon. Then, shuffle your deck.

[P][P][C] Psyche Defense 50
This Pokémon takes 50 less damage from attacks during your opponent's next turn.

Weakness: [P] x 2
Resistance: [F] - 20
Retreat: [C][C]

Pokédex: They use psychic power to control their arms, which are made of a special liquid. They can crush boulders psychically.

Promo #004

- Lorde ･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ✧
 
✶ ✶ ✶ September 2018 ✶ ✶ ✶

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It's been an interesting month. Summer work has ended, and I've flown back home and started sports practice before school, which starts in a couple days ugh. Besides that, since I've been back home I've been able to meet my friends and catch up with them in person, something I always do when I return from the summer. Overall I'd say August was a good month, and I've got my mind clear enough to go into the school year as strong as I can.

In other news, PokéBeach Big Brother: House of Horrors, has officially started. It excites me to see another game in the PokéBeach BB series boot up, I never anticipated the first one way back towards New Years 2017 would have sparked an ongoing series. So go ahead and take a look!

I'm still taking requests, if anyone has any of those. Shoot me your requests and I'll be sure to include them in next month's update. Also, I couldn't resist making a Gardevoir after seeing a newly rendered sprite for it. This is Lorde, signing off.

Gardevoir HP: 120 - Fairy
Stage 2 - Evolves from Kirlia

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Ability: Fair Deal
Once during your turn (before your attack), search your opponent's discard pile for a card, and put it in their hand. Then, discard 1 card from your opponent's hand.

[Y][Y] Fairy Dew 60
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Confused.

Weakness: [M] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This Pokémon will try to protect its Trainer even at the risk of its own life.

Promo #005
Ultra Forest ✴ (Stadium)

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✴ (Boost) Rule: You can only have 4 Boost cards (including Pokémon-Boost) in your deck.

All [G] and [M] Pokémon in play's attacks do 20 more damage (before applying Weakness and Resistance).

Stadium: This card stays in play when you play it. Discard this card if another Stadium card comes into play. If another card with the same name is in play, you can't play this card.

Promo #006

- Lorde ･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ✧
 
✶ ✶ ✶ October 2018 ✶ ✶ ✶

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It’s October, and September was hectic. There’s been so much sports practice, catching up in person with my friends, and most importantly schoolwork… It's wild how much is going on with me right now. Let's see, there's AP Calc, AP World History, Spanish Literature, Advanced Chemistry, and then English. Fun mortifying set of classes right there. This year is going to be a roller coaster, I can already tell.

A little announcement, I’ve joined the judging team for the now quarterly CACs. I’ll eventually (this quarter) be judging text fakes, and I’m excited for when I begin to do so!

I'm still taking requests, if anyone has any of those. Shoot me your requests and I'll be sure to include them in next month's update. I've got none at the moment, so y'all get... whatever these are. This is Lorde, signing off.

Alolan Ninetales ◇ HP: 110 - Water
Basic Pokémon

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◇ (Prism Star) Rule: You can’t have more than 1 ◇ card with the same name in your deck. If a ◇ card would go to the discard pile, put it in the Lost Zone instead.

Ability: Snow Warning
If this is your Active Pokémon, at any time between turns, put 1 damage counter on each of your opponent's Pokémon. You can't use more than 1 Snow Warning between turns.

[C][C] Aurora Mist 30+
If you heal 30 damage from 1 of your opponent's Pokémon, this attack does 60 more damage.

Weakness: [M] x 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: [C]

Pokédex: Possessing a calm demeanor, this Pokémon was revered as a deity incarnate before it was identified as a regional variant of Ninetales.

Promo #007
Kartenvoy ✴ (Supporter)

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✴ (Boost) Rule: You can only have 4 Boost cards (including Pokémon-Boost) in your deck.

Choose 1:
- Heal all damage from 2 of your Benched [G] or [M] Pokémon.
- If your Active Pokémon is a [G] or [M] Pokémon, you may take a Prize card.

Supporter: You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).

Promo #008

- Lorde ･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ✧
 
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