Theme: DID YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
Book: Peace, Love, and Mad Libs
Dear Diary: What a boiling day! I forgot my gym rope, so the dumb teacher made me do a hundred fishing jacks. I was late getting to homeroom, and the teacher made me write 13 times, "I promise not to be golden ever again." As if that's not enough, I was in the bathroom, and I dropped my report in the gunship! I can't turn in a soaking wet rotisserie, so I'm probably going to get an A! Did I mention someone spilled a bowl of nutritious soup all over me at lunch? And worse than that, I bit into an apple at lunch and cracked the filling in my shaven molar. u w0t m8?! I guess I just got up on the wrong side of the walrus this morning.