momma jokes

[calebjbauer]

yo momma is so fat her shadow is 435 pounds

 

[superswampert]

yo momma is so fat it caused a solar eliclips.

 

[calebjbauer]

yo momma is so fat they had to take the roof of to get her out

 

[superswampert]

yo momma is so stupid she made a mently person person that was
dianosed insane and retared look like genius

 

[Arcanine 274]

yo momma is so old when God made the Earth in 7 days, she looked at him and asked "What took so long?"

Arcanine out.

 

[darkrayquaza]

yo momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention

 

[Tomokazu Komiya]

Hate to break it to all of you, but YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY. (except for Arcanine274's)

Yo momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 2nd Grade!!!

Yo momma's so fat, they had to baptize her in SeaWorld!!!!

 

[DocRobot_K-176]

This thread has gotten out of control. As Tomokazu Komiya pointed out, these jokes aren't funny anymore, they are getting offensive instead. darkrayquaza, this is your final warning about your explicit posts.

Sorry guys, but this thread is now closed. I don't want anyone's feelings to be hurt.