If card pretty-fying is something you need additional grunt work with (as it seems from the recent posts), I'd be happy to help out. While I've never specifically made fake cards, I'm pretty decent with graphic things, and have done work with photoshop, etc. in fun, volunteer, and professional settings.
All I'd need is someone to provide me with the needed materials: card blanks, artwork, text, and fonts.
The downside is that, starting tomorrow, I'll be leaving on a trip for Amsterdam for a week and a half, so it'd be a bit before I could even start, and the amount of free time I have varies, so I may not be the most efficient worker.
If you're interested, feel free to drop me a PM. I'd be happy to make up a sample card for you if you want, to get a feel for how I work.