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Most Pathetic Video Game Enemies EVER
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Magikarp from Pokemon Red/Blue-Platinum (and to HGSS.) Magikarp.... a Pokemon play should know him.
Ribbit King too. It is like a golf game but you use a catupult and a frog. Your enemies? Just to name a few: a Clumsy Girl, a Gumball Machine, two Ghosts, an Alien, and a picnic basket! Yeah... that's just horrible.
Ribbit King too. It is like a golf game but you use a catupult and a frog. Your enemies? Just to name a few: a Clumsy Girl, a Gumball Machine, two Ghosts, an Alien, and a picnic basket! Yeah... that's just horrible.
Boogie. That game is awful. Nothing else to say. Play it, and you will cry its that bad.
Gears of war 2. Easiest boss ever all you have to do is shoot it with the hammer of dawn. You are in a helicopter the thing cant even reach you.
scampy said:Alright, so recently I've been playing a cool little game called Blue Dragon. It's not without its flaws, but one of the greatest things about this game are its enemy designs. You battle a huge selection of crazy things, from Steel Eating Tigers to Man Eating Trees.
You also battle this.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a Poo Snake. And it's got my vote for the most pathetic video game enemy ever.
What gets your vote?
Bacon you are incorrect.
I have played and beaten Blue Dragon Plus and Poo Snake is the most amazing character in that game >:O
Yes, yes they do.42 chocolate said:
I think Nintendo likes making you battle useless fishes. .-.
The final boss in Fable 2.
This was one of the best games ever, awesome boss, too. You, sir, suck.scampy said:
Yepppppppp, it's CloudNCandy. The easiest boss in one of the easiest platformers ever (yes, I know, it IS a boss character, no mistake). CloudNCandy's main form of offense is to jump at you incredibly slowly. How do you defeat him? By eating him, of course! And each time you eat a piece, you regain health. I think it's pretty much impossible to lose this battle.
Every single trainer in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ6HJQgI84Y&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ6HJQgI84Y&feature=channel_page
In classic mode in Brawl, the last person you go against is a Big Hand... Are you serious Brawl peopl?-_-
Shadow Ice said:
You mean Master Hand? how is he pathetic? he's been around since the first Smash Bros.
Anyway, as for the topic, I'd have to say either Waddle-Dee from Kirby Superstar or those Cheep-Cheeps from Mario.
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Why hasn't anyone mentioned the Goomba yet?
All they do is walk. They don't jump, try to juke you, attack, or even have any sort of armor defending them. They just walk.
And despite this, they still manage to kill us. No way nothing is more pathetic than that.
All they do is walk. They don't jump, try to juke you, attack, or even have any sort of armor defending them. They just walk.
And despite this, they still manage to kill us. No way nothing is more pathetic than that.
Another pathetic enemy would have to be that mole cricket from Mother 3. Unless you completely suck at video games, you simply can't lose, especially on the 2nd fight(which I'm pretty sure is more than 1/2 way into the game), in which he has the exact same stats.
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Mettaur, Mega Man's Goomba.
Easily the simplest enemy in Mega Man games. It only takes one hit to kill, but can randomly drop health items, even extra lives. It is the perfect creature for grazing items, and despite this, they still manage to kill us. No way nothing is more pathetic than that. Yes the same applies here, PMJ.
Easily the simplest enemy in Mega Man games. It only takes one hit to kill, but can randomly drop health items, even extra lives. It is the perfect creature for grazing items, and despite this, they still manage to kill us. No way nothing is more pathetic than that. Yes the same applies here, PMJ.
And the green ones walk off cliffs.Arcterra said:
Like I said before, Cheep Cheep. It's definitely a whole lot more useless than Koopa/Goomba, but I think it only appears in MK stuff and MP stuff.
42 chocolate said:
No, it's in the actual Mario games. You find them in the water levels.
You know who gets my vote? D/P/P Elite Four and Gym Leaders. I admit I had a few difficulties beating them, but it's the people themselves who are just pathetic.
Is it just me, or has the personality of the classic adventure-style Pokemon games taken a major decline with the addition of the latest three? I'm almost afraid of a future generation. With the steady release of more Pokemon, not only have the creatures become less imaginative, but certainly and more so, the people you meet.
The DPP Elite Four is certainly the worst yet. Proceed through the first doors in the league, and you meet Aaron. You never expect the first member to be a challenge, but good god, surely Lorelei, Will, and Sidney beat the crap out of this. Make light of all of it with your Rapidash/Infernape. All of it. Not to mention the horrible teen punk rockstar personality. Yeugh. Let's move on.
Now for the next big fail, possibly the biggest pun-spewing design hiccup I've ever seen: Flint. You soon learn that Flint is a Fire trainer. "That's cool", you think, until you realize that there are only two Fire-type Pokemon available before the National Dex. ... what? Lopunny? Drifblim!? Steelix!? There's no excuse. Goodness, there's no excuse. Red afros... There's no excuse. (Apparently Flint has all Fire-types in Platinum? I haven't played it.)
Walk into the fourth chamber and who do you realize you need to beat? Blue-haired Austin Powers!? You soon realize that he specializes in the Psychic-type. Thinking I would see a lot of interesting Pokemon and moves, I quickly mashed 'A' to get on with the battle. Long story short, it was just really disappointing. I had found Bertha and Flint harder to beat, and for all of the ridiculous swagger he held, the balance hit the floor.
I could go on and on about how the personality has died, from the nose-bandage girl to the emo, painfully easy to beat Electric Leader, but it would be a waste of time, I guess.
Is it just me, or has the personality of the classic adventure-style Pokemon games taken a major decline with the addition of the latest three? I'm almost afraid of a future generation. With the steady release of more Pokemon, not only have the creatures become less imaginative, but certainly and more so, the people you meet.
The DPP Elite Four is certainly the worst yet. Proceed through the first doors in the league, and you meet Aaron. You never expect the first member to be a challenge, but good god, surely Lorelei, Will, and Sidney beat the crap out of this. Make light of all of it with your Rapidash/Infernape. All of it. Not to mention the horrible teen punk rockstar personality. Yeugh. Let's move on.
Now for the next big fail, possibly the biggest pun-spewing design hiccup I've ever seen: Flint. You soon learn that Flint is a Fire trainer. "That's cool", you think, until you realize that there are only two Fire-type Pokemon available before the National Dex. ... what? Lopunny? Drifblim!? Steelix!? There's no excuse. Goodness, there's no excuse. Red afros... There's no excuse. (Apparently Flint has all Fire-types in Platinum? I haven't played it.)
Walk into the fourth chamber and who do you realize you need to beat? Blue-haired Austin Powers!? You soon realize that he specializes in the Psychic-type. Thinking I would see a lot of interesting Pokemon and moves, I quickly mashed 'A' to get on with the battle. Long story short, it was just really disappointing. I had found Bertha and Flint harder to beat, and for all of the ridiculous swagger he held, the balance hit the floor.
I could go on and on about how the personality has died, from the nose-bandage girl to the emo, painfully easy to beat Electric Leader, but it would be a waste of time, I guess.