Platinum: Barrel Scraper Returns

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I recently read the original thread, (which was by bacon, or now known as scampy) that was made in 2006, and I loved some of the spoliers that were in the thread. Some of them made me laugh out loud. So I decided to make a remake of the set: Platinum: Barrel Scraper Returns

In this thread, you can post funny spoliers. You can make spoliers that just are really stupid. You can make a spolier of George W. Bush, if you like.

I have three rules, however:

1. Do not make them super underpowered, even if they are supposed to be stupid (i.e giving them 0.001 HP)
2. Do not make the really broken. (i.e giving them 40000000009999 HP, giving them an instant-win attack)
3. No spam

Go nuts, everyone! I want to see REALLY hiliarious spoliers come from this thread! Even better than the original! =D

I will link to the original thread later. We don't have to worry about n00bs posting in it, for someone already revived the thread and it got locked.

Cards in set:

1. MylesPower (Post #2)
 
MylesPrower 90 HP Type: Water

Poke-Body: Starmie Friends
If there are any Starmie in play (Yours or your opponent's) MylesPrower instantly faints out of to much love for them. Your opponent draws two prize cards instead of 1.

( ) Starmie Summoning 20

You may search your deck and your discard pile for any starmie and place them on your bench. (You don't need Staryu under it-Starmie acts as a basic pokemon

{W}{W} Myles is having a Baby?! 100

If you use this attack the real MylesPrower just got taken to the hospital along his side was PokeLen, and Myles gave birth to a...STARMIE?! Myles is now knocked out, to much labor. >_<

Weakness: Pokelen & Starmies
Resistence: {L}
Retreat: {C}{C}{C}{C} <----- Pregnant =O

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Sorry to hate on you Myles but I couldn't help but revive yours and Lens joke. :p

How did I do on this spoiler?
 
Ya...probaly not the smartest idea of mine. But he sent me a Skype Message...and well he clicked into my mind and I remember when we all were saying myles is pregnant and how Len did it...well I couldn't help but make the card.

Next up: KG!

I call dibs on all staff
 
Noobnerd 90 HP {C}

Poke-Power- Permaban
After this match, the defending pokemon is now permabanned from this format.

{C}{C}{C} Locking your thread !? 80

Weakness- Spam.
Resistence-{P}- 40
Retreat Cost-{C}{C}{C}

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
 
Try and make it a bit more humorus, and BTW I had dibs on all of the staff. :p Read the above post. Under the KG, it is hidden in a dark gray text.
 
Tell me that this is not too underpowered:

Noob {C} HP 50

{C} How does this work?
Discard your hand. Flip a coin. If heads, your turn ends. If tails, your turn ends.

{C}{C} EPIC FAIL
Noob is knocked out.

Weakness: {C}{W}{F}{R}{D}{P}{L}{G}{M} x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: {C}{C}{C}{C}
 
Blasphemy. D:
 
Here's mine.

darkrai1246-{C}-HP 10

{C}i haz bad speling and gramar
Your opponent is knocked out due to going blind from staring at his atrocious spelling and grammar.

{C}{C}{C} Mod Powers
darkrai1246 receives mod powers. The world blows up.

Weakness-{C}{G}{W}{L}{F}{R}{P}{M}{D} x100000000000000000000000000000
Resistance-
Retreat-None cause he's gone*PARTY*.
 
Simple one:

Dentist HP 60 {C}
Poke-Body Intimidate
As long as you are holding a toothbrush while playing this game, all damage done to Dentist is reduced by 20.

{C} Take an X-Ray $500
Your Tournament Organizer must walk out of the building an will come back with an X-Ray. If your opponent cannot pay for the X-Ray, you win the game.

{C} Fill a Cavity
Flip a coin. If tails, the operation fails and your opponent's turn is skipped (for he/she will probably in too much pain to play during that turn anyway).

Weakness:
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: {C}

Rulings on Dentist said:
Q: Can the TO just doodle on a sheet of paper to save time?
A: Yes.

Q: What are we supposed to do with the X-Ray?
A: Keep it, of course.

Q: Can I just use a popsicle stick and pretend it's a toothbrush?
A: No. It must be a dentist-approved toothbrush.
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Snorchu- 90HP

Pokepower: Spamming games
Once during your turn you may ask your opponent to play a game on pokebeach. If you laugh, your opponent can make you play a ridiculous game until one person gets bored. The first person to get bored must stop going on pokebeach game corner

é é [C] Pikalax army: 50x This attack does 50 times the number of pikalaxs on your bench. You cannot make more pointless games anymore and your pikalaxs will never evolve.

weakness: Fighting
resistance: Steel
retreat [C] [C] [C] [C]

I was never a funny person so this won't be as funny as anyone else's
 
Zyflair said:
Tell me that this is not too underpowered:

Noob {C} HP 50

{C} How does this work?
Discard your hand. Flip a coin. If heads, your turn ends. If tails, your turn ends.

{C}{C} EPIC FAIL
Noob is knocked out.

Weakness: {C}{W}{F}{R}{D}{P}{L}{G}{M} x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: {C}{C}{C}{C}
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lol, I like it. It has just the right amount of suckishness (if that's a word) to it.

PMJ said:
Blasphemy. D:
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I'm surprised you didn't lock this thread, PMJ...

Anyway, keep on bringing on some more spoliers! I might make a George Bush one soon.
 
Kevin Garret Type: Ape

Picture: Kevin eating a Bananna, In a Monkey Suite hanging from a branch.

Poke-Power: Competitive Battling:

If your opponent is playing competitively and is really good, your opponent can't draw any prize cards.

Ape Attack {C}{F} 40
Your opponent gets dressed in a bananna suite and Kevin flys through the window and beats up your opponent.

PWN'D {C}{C}{F}{F} 120
You draw 3 prize cards instead of one.

Weakness: Banannas
Resistence: Spoons
Retreat: {C}
 
Judge's Daughter {C} 60 HP
Basic

{C} Daaadddddy!!!
If you have Judge in play the opponent gets a 2 prize card penelty.

{C}{C}I <3 Machamp
Search your deck for a machop,machoke and machamp and put them into your hand shuffle your deck afterward.

Weakness: {F}
Resistence: Annoying brat cards
Retreat cost: none

Judge {C} 90 HP
Stage 1 (evolves from judges daughter)

Judge power: PENELTY!!!
Once during your turn you may use this power.If your opponent makes a mistake end their turn and take a prize card. You cannot use this power if either Judges Daughter isn't in play,hurt or if Judge is affected by a special Condition.

{C} Deck check 10
You may look at your opponents deck and discard any 1 card. If you do you must discard 1 of your in play Judges Daughter.

{C}{C}{C}{C} Caution 50
Your opponent has to wear a chicken costume the rest of the tournament.

Weakness:{F}
Resistence:none
Retreat cost:{C}{C}

What do you think?
 
I liked how they combo. They are not overpowered, but not underpowered either. lol, the resistance is annoying brat cards.

Nice job overall.
 
Pikalax {L} 60HP
Basic
Item:Apple
In between turns take a bite out of a real apple. Then throw the apple at your oppenent's head.

{L}{C} Lighting Bite 20
Flip a coin if heads the defending pokemon is paralyzed if tails this attack does 10 more damage.

Weakness:Edible things
Resistence:{F}
Retreat cost:{C}

Snorchu {L} 90HP
stage 1 (evolves from pikalax)

{L}{C} Nap time! 20
pull out a pillow and a blanky and take a nap.For every turn you miss in this way remove 2 damage counters from all in play Snorchu.

{L}{L}{L} Heavy Charge 100
Discard 2 energy attached to Snorchu and then sit down on the oppoenent's active pokemon.(Literally get on the table)

Weakness:Blankets and Food
Resistence:staying awake
Retreat Cost:{C}{C}{C}{C}

What do you think?
 
Newest Darkrai card:

darkrai1246-{F}-HP 11

{L} Computer Crash- Darkrai's computer crashes and he is knocked out until his return.

{L}{L}{L} Mod Powers
darkrai1246 receives mod powers. The universe blows up.

Weakness-{R}{L}{M}{P} x100000000000000000000000000000.1
Resistance- Spam
Retreat cost- None.

Pokedex description:
He became a fighting type after an accident in school that included an 8th grader, Brass knuckles and a cheap pocket knife.
 
Micheal Jackson (d)

90 HP

Ability: Colour Change

Once during your turn (before your attack), you may use this power. Micheal Jackson is now (c) type for the rest of your turn. This power cannot be used if Micheal Jackson is affected by a special condition.

(c)(c)(d) Thriller 40

(c)(c)(d)(d) EEH-HEEEH! SHOWMOW! 80

If the defending Pokemon is an evolved Pokemon, this attack does nothing.

Weakness: Sunlight
Resistance: Bad Press
Retreat Cost: (c)

"It is said to haunt abandoned Theme Parks. May appear in a future episode of Scooby Doo."
 
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