Platinum: Barrel Scraper Returns

The Kid HP 10 {C}
PokeBody Restart
If The Kid is Knocked out, press "R" on your keyboard, and The Kid is not Knocked out (your opponent still takes a prize).

PokePower Jump and Dodge
If the opponent declares an attack, you may press "Z" on your keyboard and prevent all effects, including damage, done to The Kid from that attack.

{C} Shoot 10

Weakness:
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: {C}
 
Napoleon 100 HP{C}

Poke-Power- Gather Army
Search your deck for Napoleon's Army and putit in your hand.

{C}{C}{C} Stab 70
Stab your opponent in the chest. If he/she dies, you win.

Weakness- Bigger Armies.
Resistence- Smaller Armies
Retreat cost- {C}{C}{C}{C}

Napoleon's Army 1,000,000 HP{C}

Poke-Power- ATTAAAAAAAAAACK !!!!!!!1
Punch your opponent.

{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C} CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!1111111! 1,000,000
Charge at your opponent and beat the life out of him.

Weakness- Bigger Armies.
Resistence- Smaller Armies
Retreat cost- {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}{C}
 
Trainer Card
Waterloo

Discard all cards with "Napoleon" in its name. If one side has no Pokemon in play, that side loses.
 
Zyflair said:
Trainer Card
Waterloo

Discard all cards with "Napoleon" in its name. If one side has no Pokemon in play, that side loses.
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Trainer Card
Napoleon

Your opponent cannot use any trainer with "Waterloo" in its name.
 
MylesPrower 90 HP Type: Water

Poke-Body: Starmie Friends
If there are any Starmie in play (Yours or your opponent's) MylesPrower instantly faints out of to much love for them. Your opponent draws two prize cards instead of 1.

( ) Starmie Summoning 20

You may search your deck and your discard pile for any starmie and place them on your bench. (You don't need Staryu under it-Starmie acts as a basic pokemon

Myles is having a Baby?! 100

If you use this attack the real MylesPrower just got taken to the hospital along his side was PokeLen, and Myles gave birth to a...STARMIE?! Myles is now knocked out, to much labor. >_<

Weakness: Pokelen & Starmies
Resistence:
Retreat: <----- Pregnant =O
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Your spoiler utterly fails.

1. You consantly spelt 'too' incorrectly
2. The entire spoiler is worded incorrectly for a Pokemon card
3. Weakness can only be a type and amount
4. Human males cannot become pregnant
5. You spelt 'resistance' incorrectly
6. LENNY DOESN'T SCARE ME :OO
7. The entire Myles-Starmie joke is wearing thin, especially when referenced by someone who virtually had nothing to do with it.

Good day.
 
EX barrel scraper - 10,000 HP - {G}

Poké-Body: Good Times
As often as you like during your turn (before your attack), you may view EX barrel scraper. You may laugh at the hilarity within and wish you were around during that time, but you weren't, so you lose.

{C}{C} Can't Step 150
You can't step to the greatness of the original. The Defending Pokemon is now a poser.

{G}{D}{C}{R}{F}{W}{L}{M}{C}{C}{C} Things Like This Aren't Funny 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.3
You're not cool or funny by doing this - just a noob. Stop it. Quit ruining this thread.

Weakness: Almost everyone in this thread
Resistance: Noobs, but it gets less and less every day
Retreat Cost: None. EX barrel scraper lives on in our hearts forever

If I see any more IDIOTIC submissions, this thread gets nuked. ;[
 
Omnigross_98 said:
Trainer Card
Napoleon

Your opponent cannot use any trainer with "Waterloo" in its name.
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You can't make a card like that! It's not historically accurate! Don't deny it!

Napoleon came to the Waterloo, Napoleon saw the Waterloo, Napoleon was defeated at the Waterloo.
 
CREATOR OF ORIGINAL THREAD APPROVES. ANYONE CAUGHT WHINING CAN GO EAT MY CAT.

But yarrrrrrrrs, I'd like to see some better quality guys. I know for a fact you can do better than this. >:[
 
Yeah, I like them, but they are no where near as good as the original thread. Those made me lol at least five times.

Anyway, here is....George Lopez

George Lopez HP: 90

Poke-Power: I got This!: Once during your turn, you may say: "I got this!" If you do, Kncok Out your entire Bench and let your opponent sit there and laugh at you while you try to realize what he or she is laughing at.

(C)(C)(C) WAPAH!! 80
Flip a coin for all of your Benched Pokemon in play. If heads, that Pokemon is Knocked Out. If Tails, that Pokemon is Knocked Out. If the coin lands on its side, you sir are a genius.

Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: Carmen's new boyfriend
Retreat Cost: Your T.V Bill
 
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