Keeper and I prepared for a trip and then headed out to the beach, because of course PMJ is at the beach, he's a Water-type Pokémon.
<Keeper> Hey PMJ!
<PMJ> 'Sup.
<Keeper> So, uh, being as you're so smart and knowledgeable and all... do you know anything about the distortion of space?
<PMJ> Nope.
<Keeper> Dammit. >_<
<PMJ> I mean, I guess I could tell you about Palkia.
<Athena> Yeah, I already told Keeper about him, CJ's counterpart and all.
<PMJ> But did you know that he lives in the.... Spacial Rift?
<Athena> Well, I figured he'd have some fancy ass home like that.
<Keeper> I don't suppose you could just Surf us there like you could with the Hidden Land, could you? >_>
<Lapras> Sorry, but I'm going to have to disappoint you again. I've got no idea where that place is.
<Athena> Well, thanks anyway, bro. <3
<PMJ> <3 *swims off into the sunset*
Keeper and I looked at each other, shrugged, and then headed back to our own place. We'd sleep for now and see if we could figure out anything about where the Spacial Rift might be in the morning. However, in the middle of the night, we were both woken up by an earthquake.
<Keeper> Ohnoes, it's Regigigigigas back to troll us with another "treasure" dungeon.
<Athena> No, it---
Before I could say anything, there was a huge flash of light. The shaking stopped and the light flashed out, leaving a giant Pokémon standing in our living room. It was Palkia!
<Keeper> Ohgod, I wish Pokémon would stop doing this. I peed myself a bit again...
<Palkia> Mwahahahaha, I have found you! >:3
<Athena? Us? >.>
<Palkia> Defilers! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!
<Keeper> I take it this is Palkia, then. <_<
<Palkia> There will be no escape! I shall trap you in my giant balls of light and transport you to the very place you wanted to go to!
<Athena> Oh, okay, thanks for the free ride.
Palkia made a nice powering-up pose and then swept us away to a place that could only be the Spacial Rift.
<Keeper> Wh-Where are we?
<Athena> Spacial Rift, obvs.
<Palkia> This is the Spac--- shut up, you.
<Keeper> It looks kind of like a---
<Palkia> I said shut up!
<Keeper> I thought you were talking about Athe--
<Palkia> You DARE to distort space without my permission?!
<Keeper> Sorry. :<
<Palkia> I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you now.
<Athena> Well, you should have planned better because there's a convenient ledge for us to jump off behind us. Smell you later!
<Keeper> Athena, what? Noooooooo!
Before Keeper could protest, I grabbed his arm and jumped off of the ledge behind us. I didn't know where it would take us, but anything was better than eaten by a giant space monster. We landed on the ground at what suspiciously looked like the beginning of a dungeon, complete with a Kangaskhan statue at the entrance.
<Keeper> Oh jeez, a little warning next time?
<Athena> Yeah, well, sorry for saving you from being eaten by a space monster. I'll leave you to die next time.
<Keeper> Where are we? Why did Palkia attack us? I'm still half asleep and I don't understand anything... :<
<Athena> Well, it looks like we can go through this dungeon. I'm sure we'll at least be safe until we reach the end of it.
<Keeper> The perfect plan!
And so Keeper and I saved and progressed onwards into the dungeon. The enemies were tough but manageable, and although the dungeon was long, we did have a break spot towards the middle that was handy. Eventually we made our way to the final floor, noticeable once again because of the open floor plan and the lack of music.
<Keeper> Hey! It's a dead end. :<
<Athena> I dunno, looks like more like a boss room, if you ask me.
<Keeper> But there's no boss! What should we do, stand around and wait for him to appear?
<Athena> Well, the floor is beginning to rumble, so I don't think we'll have to wait for long...
<Keeper> Another earthquake?!
<Athena> It does seem to be Palkia's calling card...
Sure enough, with a huge flash of light, Palkia teleported in front of us and the dark, ominous music began.
<Keeper> It's Palkia!
<Athena> Oh, good, I was beginning to think your obvious meter was broken.
<Palkia> Resistance is futile, puny weaklings. You shall never escape!
<Athena> Maybe not, but we can fight.
<Palkia> Mwahahahahaha, it is your fate to be obliterated by me!
<Athena> Yeah, well, I learned in FE:A that it's pretty easy to change fate, so I'll take my changes.
<Keeper> Yeah! Bring it on!
Palkia wasn't exactly difficult, but annoying to beat. It removed status effects quickly, slowed us down, and its Intimidator ability stopped us from acting about half the time. It took a lot of time and a couple Reviver Seeds, but finally we brought the big guy down.
<Palkia> GRROOOOAAAARGH! *freeze*
<Keeper> Huh? He stopped moving. o_o;
<Athena> Keeper, did you hit him with another Ice Fang? >_>
<Keeper> No, it was a Wide Slash, I---
<???> Palkia has been enveloped by the nightmare, like Porygon-X.
<Keeper> Wait, what? Who's there?
<???> The power of darkness... it's spreading...
<Keeper> That doesn't sound good.
<???> Would you care to enter Palkia's nightmare?
<Athena> Do we have to? <_<
<???> You'll learn why he attacked you.
<Athena> Fine, fine, we'll go.
<???> Excellent....
Keeper and I braced ourselves as we were once again teleported into the nightmare of a sleeping Pokémon. I expected another dungeon, but instead it was a room, similar to the one we had just fought in, complete with Palkia sitting on the ground in front of it.
<Keeper> Oh, uh, hey Palkia, 'sup?
<Palkia> What are you guys doing here? I remember we battled but then... why am I dreaming?
<Athena> Well, we kicked your ass for starters.
<Keeper> And then you kind of, uh, ended up in a Nightmare.
<Palkia> Figures. Of course you two would cause troubles like this.
<Athena> Look, can you please tell us what the hell is going on?
<Palkia> Don't pretend you don't know that you're horrible anomalies causing the distortion in space that's causing all this. Of course I'm prepared to wipe you from the face of existence to prevent the spreading of darkness.
<Keeper> Well, yeah, but, we figured there had to be another way... I mean, you're in charge of space and all, so can't you, um, fix it?
<Palkia> Don't you think I've tried that already? >_< I dunno why, but it's not working. I don't have any control over this distortion, and all it's doing is getting worse and worse! The only way to take care of this problem is to get rid of both of you.
<Keeper> Oh, damn. Maybe we do have to disappear after all. :\
<Palkia> It sucks, I know, but please understand.
<???> There you are!
A flash of light appeared behind Palkia and resolved into the familiar shape of Cresselia who joined our little conversation.
<Cresselia> Oh yes, tut tut, I'm afraid the growing darkness spreads even further. Palkia is right; we must eliminate you guys ASAP. *hovers closer*
<Athena> *cringes and pulls back*
<Keeper> After all we did... is there really no other solution? I don't want to die. D:
<Cresselia> Nope! Prepare for your end...
<Keeper> Alright, fine, but please just tell us... after we're dead and gone... will the world really and truly be saved for good?
<Cresselia> Yes, of course, I would never lie. Are you satisfied?
<Keeper> I guess so... if this is the only way... at least we'll die saving the world... ;~;
<Palkia> Hold up, Cresselia...
<Cresselia> *sigh* What is it?
<Palkia> You know, I was really pissed off and attacked them earlier, but... these guys don't really seem bad at all. based on what you said, I mean... it's not like they're doing anything out of malice or anything. In my dreams when you showed up you told me they were evil, but...
<Athena> Dude, we are totally not evil! We even--
<Cresselia> Don't be fooled by appearances, Palkia. We must end them.
<Athena> *whisper* Psst, Keeper, doesn't this seem weird to you? Even Palkia only thought we were the cause of the problems because of what Cresselia said...
<Keeper> *whisper* Yeah, you'd think the lord of space or whatever would be able to sense that himself. >_>
<Cresslia> Enough whispering! The time has come to get rid of you!
<???> No, they were right all along!
With a flash of light, another Pokémon appeared in our midst, it was.... a second Cresselia? It raised its head and the Cresselia in front of us morphed into.... Darkrai?!
<Keeper> Waaaaahhhhh!!! *hides behind Athena*
<Palkia> What the *$%& is this *($^&?!
<Cresselia> I was just in time it looks like! :3 Ahead there is the Pokémon that has caused all of these problems, the fearsome Darkrai named... ChillBill!
<ChillBill> Damn you Cresselia....!! *shakes fist* I was just about to get rid of those jerks once and for all, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling Pokémon!
<Cresselia> Please listen, Athena, Keeper, Palkia. CB here has been lying to you this whole time.
<Everyone> Whaaaaat? o_o;
<Cresselia> That false Cresselia was nothing but an illusion created by CB to deceive you and make you believe his lies. *sigh* So typical of him.
<CB> >:3
<Cresselia> Though I admit that I was thrown off by you deciding to take such an active role in this whole scheme.
<CB> Why shouldn't I? Everything that has happened with the distortion of space was my doing, and mine alone!
<Keeper> :O!
<Athena> :O!
<CB> You may have stopped me from trying to get you guys too kill yourself, but you cannot stop my MASTER PLAN. Though, if you'd like to try, I suppose you could come visit me in the Dark Crater.
<Cresselia> You won't get away with this, ChillBill!
<CB> Yes I will! >:D *disappears*
<Keeper> He... vanished??
<Athena> Well, at least he conveniently told us where to find him...
We said our goodbyes to Palkia and then Cresselia, the real one, accompanied us back to Treasure Town where she healed Porygon-X from his Nightmare.
<Porygon-X> Yay, I'm all better! Thank you Miss Cresselia! Thank you KA! ^_^
<KA> Aww, well, happy to help, little dude.
<Keeper> So, uh, we came here so quickly via the power of narration... Cresselia, can you tell us how Palkia is doing?
<Cresselia> Oh, he'll be fine. He's working to take care of the distortion back home in the Spacial Rift. He'll probably be busy for a while; I don't think we'll see him in-plot again.
<Tails> Thank you for all of your help, Cresselia! Truly, you are as powerful and kindly as the rumours say.
<Keeper> Yeah, that whole "pulling people out of darkness" thing came in handy.
<Cresselia> Well, it's the only way to keep ChillBill in check. He's my opposite; where I can dispel darkness, he can add it. He puts people into nightmares, and I can heal them. He likes to do the nightmare thing a lot, though, because dreams are the only place he can appear and talk to other Pokémon.
<Athena> Yep, makes sense. Every time we saw him was in a dream, and even Palkia mentioned that.
<Cresselia> Yeah, he's pretty good at the whole illusion thing. And the whole reason he was doing it this time... was to get rid of Athena and Keeper.
<Everyone> :O!!
<Athena> Why would he do something so complicated just to get rid of us? I mean, I know we're the main characters and all, but...
<Cresselia> Well, you guys did save the world before. He probably didn't want you messing with his plans. After all, he was the one behind all of that stuff with the Temporal Tower that you managed to fix before.
<Everyone> :O!!
<Keeper> You mean... ChillBill was the one trying to destroy time, too?
<Cresselia> Yep. He wants to cover the world in darkness and is willing to do whatever he can to achieve that goal.
<Athena> What an asshole.
<Cresselia> First he tried to mess with the tower and destroy time, but you stopped that, so now he's working on distorting space. After all, as the darkness spreads, his ability to trap people in nightmares grows stronger and stronger.
<Keeper> So, he's doing all that himself... but what about Athena and me? And our own space distortion? I mean, sure he was lying about us being the main cause of it, but...
<Cresselia> Yeah, it's true that you both distort space, but only a very tiny bit, and it won't expand or anything. You're fine. None of what ChillBill is doing has to do anything with the both of you, other than the fact that he wants to kill you.
<Keeper> I'm so happy... we don't have to die after all.... the world will be okay even if we still live... ;~;
<Athena> *pat pat*
<IA> We're all happy you can stay alive too! ^_^
<Cresselia> Yes, yes, we're all happy the main characters can live; you didn't really think they'd die, did you? But now we need to worry about taking down ChillBill and stopping his plans. if we confront him directly, he'll just run away, at least that's what he's always done...
<Athena> But he told us he would be in the Dark Crater. Hell, he practically invited us to come confront him directly.
<Cresselia> Yeah, it's probably a trap.
<Keeper> But even if it's a trap, we still have to go! I mean, we can't just let the world be swallowed up by darkness!
<Cresselia> I had a feeling you'd say that. In that case, let me come with you.
<Athena> Yay, just what we need, another Pokémon to use up all of our Reviver Seeds. >_>
<Keeper> But she's a Legendary Pokémon!
<Cresselia> I will do my best not to be a burden to you. I've been chasing ChillBill for a long time, and I'd like to see him taken out. I might have a few tricks up my sleeve that he won't be expecting.
<KA> Hey, I want to go too!
<Tails> And me!
<Zyflair> And me!
<Athena> Definitely not. >_<
<Cresselia> Yes, I'm afraid we'll have to keep a small party otherwise he might sense us. It'll just be the three of us.
<Zyflair> Awww.... :<
<Cresselia> I shall wait here while you guys get ready for the trip.
<Keeper> Alright, let's go prepare; it's final boss time!