Someone get the paddles of life, I think I am about to die of sheer "AWWWWWWW"
*EMT* CLEAR!
*me* *wakes up and sees pikachu mega lucario, and Mega Charizard Y and proceeds to faint again*
*EMT* WAKE UP, YOU MUST FIGHT TO LIVE!! CLEAR!*
*me* *wakes up* Can't live any longer, too much cute! *faints*
*EMT* Someone clear his history, close out the website and block him from this article, no wait, contact the owner of the website or we're going to be busy all year!
*moments later in Somewhere*
*assistant to the person at marketing that thought of this idea* Chief, people all over the world are fainting because of these mega evolution Pikachu's cuteness causing a short circuit in the brain, we have to avoid lawsuits, we have to stop this!
*lead person at marketing* No, no, we don't stop, this is just phase 1, phase 2 shall begin shortly, quick get the company funds, we are going to be buying a LOT of puppies soon, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And THAT everyone is how the people at pokemon are TOTALLY going to take over the world using cuteness! #endofPSA