Ths is a pokemon fanfic as if pokemon ruled the world and there were no such things as humans. Here is the prologue.
Pokemon Impossible
Prologue: The Squad?
“Now!” shouted the pokemon. The whole building had blown up and any pokemon inside, well, it wouldn’t be too well for them. The squad headed back to their base, only to find their boss outraged. “Sir, we had to do what we had to do!” Machoke screamed. “You didn’t need to blow the place up after you got the item! Who told you to do this?” shouted Primeape, the boss of the Pokemon Impossible. “Sir, they were coming after us!” shouted Machoke. “It is no use, I guess we have to show you our true form!” shouted Machoke’s partner, Blaziken. “What the heck?” said Primeape in shock. But he wasn’t scared at all. He was just shocked at the fact. “You always made me laugh, Machoke. I guess now I know why you were so bad at these missions, you can’t even figure out that I have already won!” shouted Primeape. Primeape used Thrash and beat both Machoke and Blaziken up. They were defeated from only one strike of the attack, but Primeape was completely worn out. “Ha, ha, ha! You thought you were so almighty…” said Primeape. “Is everything alright boss?” asked Primeape’s secretary, Nidoqueen. “I, need to rest. Get the police and put both Machoke and Blaziken…in jail. Ughh” said Primeape as he fell unconscious from the thrash attack. “Oh my gosh, sir, call an ambulance!” shouted Nidoqueen. After one whole day this was all over the news. But some news channels portrayed this event in a different way. The most watched news channel portrayed this event as a new opening for 3 more agents, but any of this has not been confirmed yet. “Wow, a job opening! Sweet, I have been sitting on my butt for such a long time! I know I’ll make it as a secret agent!” said Lucario happily! He ran out of his apartment building and sprinted all the way down to the office. “Great thing I live near this place or this would have been a real hassle” said Lucario to himself. He ran right through the doors and the crowd of Cameramen and other news related things and jumped into the building. He smelled the air and went to the counter. “Hello, I am here for the job opening!” shouted Lucario. The woman pointed to a line of other pokemon. There were Arcanine’s and Machamp’s and any other pokemon that was tougher than the toughest. Lucario’s mouth dropped in awe. “But…but…awe man!” shouted Lucario. “Go sit!” shouted the woman pokemon at the counter. Lucario sat down and had a real big frown on his face. Another pokemon entered the building. It was a beautiful girl Ampharos. “You’re pretty” said Lucario out loud. A Machamp turned around and said “Excuse Me?!” “Uhh, I was talking to myself, ya” said Lucario. The Machamp turned around with a grumpy look on his face. “Oh man, how am I ever going to get chosen?” thought Lucario. Lucario sat, and sat, and sat until a few hours had passed already! “Oh come on!” screamed Lucario! The Machamp in front of him turned around again. “What do you want?! I’ll mess you up!” shouted Machamp. A door opened and everyone became silent. “We will now begin our search. We will go through every one of you and take a brief look at you and see if you are fit enough for this. If we don’t like you, we tell you that and you get out! Do you understand!?” shouted Primeape. The whole crowd was silent. “Yep, I totally understand you!” shouted a Jolteon from the line. “Excuse me?” replied Primeape. “I said I am ready!” said Jolteon once again. “Out now!” shouted Primeape. Jolteon walked out of the door and started to cry. “Hey, don’t you have feelings? I’ll take you on right here right now!” shouted Lucario. “Excuse me? Get out!” shouted Primeape. Jolteon turned around before she went out the door. “I said, I am not leaving until you say sorry!” shouted Lucario. Jolteon had a little smile on her face. “Well then, looks like we have here a tough one…?” said Primeape. Primeape came at Lucario with a Mega Punch but Lucario jumped up and countered with an Aura Sphere! Primeape fell to the ground and was hurt, but not defeated. The whole crowd was silent and the Jolteon had an even bigger smile on her face. “Get in my office, now!” shouted Primeape. Primeape turned around and looked at the Jolteon. Jolteon cleared her throat at him. “Fine, fine, I’m sorry!” shouted Primeape. Jolteon stuck her tongue out at everyone else in the line and ran out of the building happily.
Ch. 1: Hired or Fired?
“You think you can come to my office and make a mockery of me?” shouted Primeape. Lucario turned his head and said No in a real soft voice. “You think you can come here and just distort everything?” shouted Primeape. Lucario replied the exact same way as before. “Well you know what?!” shouted Primeape. “What?” said Lucario as he was about to get out of his chair and leave the office. “You’re hired” said Primeape in a really low voice. “I’m what?” asked Lucario. “You’re hired! Now get out of my office and pretend you were fired and come here first thing in the morning at 11:00 AM!” shouted Primeape. Lucario didn’t respond and his smile turned into a frown. He had to start it now or his frown would turn back into a smile. He had to fool the others. “Are you still reading that?” asked Lucario. “The newspaper, no why?” asked Primeape. Lucario snatched it and walked out of the room with the newspaper covering his face. Everybody noticed him but didn’t care much about him and they get chattering on. The next morning Lucario turned on the news at 10:00 AM. It was talking about the exact room he was in yesterday for about the whole day. “Wow, nobody was hired, would you look at that” said Lucario. He bit his lip in awe and turned off the television and started mumbling to himself. “Everyone but me” he said taking a bite from his morning yogurt and pointed to himself. “Lucario, you did it again” said Lucario to himself. He sat down on his table and starts rambling on about how good he is and then took a look at his watch. “What the heck? How long have I been talking to myself? But I am talking to myself now and now and now, too! Oh darn it, another minute wasted! I gotta stop talking to myself!” shouted Lucario as he ran out of his apartment and down to the office. There were still news people there and it took Lucario 15 minutes to get through the crowd. He finally ran into the office, signed in, which took about another 4 minutes, and then he jumped into a seat and waited to be called in. “Lucario, you can go in now” said Nidoqueen. Lucario jumped up and hopped into his seat. “You are 15 minutes late, what happened?” said Primeape. “Well, I was, uhh…” said Lucario. He couldn’t think of any excuses so he said the truth. “Talking to myself, hehe…” said Lucario. Primeape didn’t find it funny. “What do you think this job is a joke? We save lives for goodness sake!” shouted Primeape. There were other pokemon in the room. There was that same Machamp that had been eyeballing Lucario yesterday and there was an Ampharos and Ninetales. It was also the same Ampharos from yesterday. “Are there the other chosen ones?” asked Lucario. Primeape nodded and sat down in his chair behind his big office desk. He opened a big folder with a bunch of papers inside. “Alright, are you all ready for this mission? After this mission, the team leader will be decided, is that understood?” asked Primeape. Everyone nodded. Lucario raised his hand and he was trembling. “Yes?” said Primeape as he pointed at Lucario. “Well, what if you don’t want to be the leader?” asked Lucario. “If you are chosen and you do not want to lead, you will tell us that after we tell you that you are chosen, understood?” said Primeape. They all nodded and they were all given a sheet of paper. “Those are all the jobs there are. Leader, Tactics, Gadgets, and Decision Maker. You might think the leader makes the decisions, but he doesn’t. Understood?” asked Primeape. They all nodded again and for some reason Machamp was trembling too. “Machamp, this guy is freaking me out” whispered Lucario. “I know, me too” whispered Machamp. He handed them another paper about their first mission. “You all need to work together to finish this mission successfully. You can back out now if you are not up to it” said Primeape. Machamp and Lucario then got serious. “I’m up to it” said Ninetales. Ampharos nodded. “Ya, I am up to it too!” said Lucario. “Me too!” shouted Machamp. “Very well, tomorrow come into my office first thing in the morning at 9:00 AM and they Helicopter will take you to your destination, farewell” said Primeape. “Hey Machamp, you wanna go watch some wrestling? I just got two tickets” said Lucario. “Wrestling? I wrestle, I am in today’s match!” shouted Machamp. “Really, well, I am going to be watching you!” said Lucario. He walked away and his smile turned into a scared look. He was now even more freaked out. He didn’t know if he could be with such people! “Everything ok, Lucario?” asked Primeape. “Yep, everything totally perfect” said Lucario as he sprinted out of the office and went back to his house. He called up his friend Pachirisu and then they went over to the Wrestling Ring. “Everyone, get ready for the ultimate face off of the two rivals! Machamp vs. Blaziken!” shouted the commentator which was also a Lucario. The two pokemon wrestled and wrestled until their hearts exploded! But the winner came out to be Blaziken. Machamp was almost dead and could not get up! “Wow, that was one good match” said Pachirisu. “Ya, well, I have to get up early tomorrow, see ya later” said Lucario as they both headed off their separate ways.
Ch. 2: Mission What?
Lucario yawned and got out of bed. He looked at his digital clock and it said 8:10. Someone then knocked on his door. It was his pal Pachirisu. “What do you want?” whined Lucario. “The whole New York City had a blackout if you didn’t know!” exclaimed Pachirisu. “Wait a sec, if my clock says 8:10, that means it is really-“Lucario was stopped by Pachirisu. “Right, which means right now its 8:55 in the morning and you have to get out of here!” screamed Pachirisu. Lucario got a bottle of water and ran out the building. Pachirisu followed him, but Lucario was going so fast that Pachirisu became lost after only 8 seconds! “What the heck?” mumbled Pachirisu as he headed back home. Lucario jumped into the office at 8:59. “Whoa, am I late?” asked Lucario. The door slammed behind him and Primeape had an almost furious face as if he wanted to strangle Lucario. But nobody else was in the office. He must have been earlier than anyone else. “Sorry Primeape, thanks for letting me use your bathroom” said Machamp as he came back in the room. “Thanks Primeape, I just had to go to the bathroom because my make-up was much distorted” said Ninetales as he came back in the room. “Primeape, thanks for letting me use your phone because I had to tell me sister to turn off the oven” said Ampharos. Primeape looked back at Lucario. Lucario had an extremely embarrassed face. “So, shall we go now?” asked Primeape. The 5 pokemon jumped into the Helicopter who was being flown by a mysterious Raichu. He had a cut marked like an X on his cheek. “Alright, here is the mission. Please read it carefully before you make any rash decisions” said Primeape. “Wait, if we make the wrong decision we get a rash?” asked Lucario. All the pokemon looked at him as if he was a really big idiot, but Primeape wasn’t faking the look. “Alright, first you must somehow get inside the base, we will drop you 3 ½ miles away from the base, got it?” asked Primeape. They all nodded and Primeape went on. “You must go in and retrieve the Locked Key. That is the most precious thing to this company, got it?!” shouted Primeape. They all nodded again. “Alright, we are almost at our destination point. Get ready for landing” said Primeape as the huge Helicopter dropped down and the pokemon jumped off. “I’ll be right here waiting for you guys to come back and don’t worry, we have guns” chuckled Primeape as he started to flex his Biceps. The four pokemon ran off about 3 miles and they were worn out! “Oh my god! This will take forever! Why couldn’t they put us up only 2 miles!” shouted Machamp. “You fool, you are the strongest one here and you are whining. You make me laugh” said Ninetales as she stated to run more. All the four pokemon were tired, even Ninetales this time. “Alright, I see the base. Let’s camp out here for a rest” said Ninetales. Lucario just wanted to get inside. He didn’t care about being tired. He cared about the safety of the pokemon world! “Guys, some pokemon are coming this way!” shouted Lucario. They were two Raichu’s! “Those Raichu’s have those exact same cut marks as the other Raichu in the helicopter so does that mean…uh oh” said Lucario as he attacked the Raichu with Force palm but the Raichu grabbed Lucario just with his own tail and tackled him into the ground. “So, is that how you want it? I’ll kill you in one strike!” shouted Lucario as he used Bone Rush and it was a super effective attack that knocked out Raichu in one slam! “I got this one” said Machamp as he grabbed the other Raichu and threw him in the air and then used Cross Chop on him while Raichu was still in the air. Raichu fell to the ground all cut up and knocked out. “Wow, if they are going to be this easy, I can’t believe Primeape didn’t think of hiring an ant at first” said Machamp. They crept into the base without being seen. There were other Machamp guards outside. Machamp took care of them. He used Cross Chop on them when they weren’t looking and they were defeated easily. Machamp brushed the dirt of his hands and looked at Lucario. “What now?” he mumbled. Lucario took a look at his map. It said the key was in a generator in the middle of the base. “We have to get inside though there will be a lot of fighting involved. Are you all in?” asked Lucario. They all nodded and they got close to the door. Lucario broke the door open and wiped his hands on the wall. “Let’s do this!!!!”
I'll post chapter 3 Later. Until then please comment on Prologue, Ch. 1, and Ch. 2.
Pokemon Impossible
Prologue: The Squad?
“Now!” shouted the pokemon. The whole building had blown up and any pokemon inside, well, it wouldn’t be too well for them. The squad headed back to their base, only to find their boss outraged. “Sir, we had to do what we had to do!” Machoke screamed. “You didn’t need to blow the place up after you got the item! Who told you to do this?” shouted Primeape, the boss of the Pokemon Impossible. “Sir, they were coming after us!” shouted Machoke. “It is no use, I guess we have to show you our true form!” shouted Machoke’s partner, Blaziken. “What the heck?” said Primeape in shock. But he wasn’t scared at all. He was just shocked at the fact. “You always made me laugh, Machoke. I guess now I know why you were so bad at these missions, you can’t even figure out that I have already won!” shouted Primeape. Primeape used Thrash and beat both Machoke and Blaziken up. They were defeated from only one strike of the attack, but Primeape was completely worn out. “Ha, ha, ha! You thought you were so almighty…” said Primeape. “Is everything alright boss?” asked Primeape’s secretary, Nidoqueen. “I, need to rest. Get the police and put both Machoke and Blaziken…in jail. Ughh” said Primeape as he fell unconscious from the thrash attack. “Oh my gosh, sir, call an ambulance!” shouted Nidoqueen. After one whole day this was all over the news. But some news channels portrayed this event in a different way. The most watched news channel portrayed this event as a new opening for 3 more agents, but any of this has not been confirmed yet. “Wow, a job opening! Sweet, I have been sitting on my butt for such a long time! I know I’ll make it as a secret agent!” said Lucario happily! He ran out of his apartment building and sprinted all the way down to the office. “Great thing I live near this place or this would have been a real hassle” said Lucario to himself. He ran right through the doors and the crowd of Cameramen and other news related things and jumped into the building. He smelled the air and went to the counter. “Hello, I am here for the job opening!” shouted Lucario. The woman pointed to a line of other pokemon. There were Arcanine’s and Machamp’s and any other pokemon that was tougher than the toughest. Lucario’s mouth dropped in awe. “But…but…awe man!” shouted Lucario. “Go sit!” shouted the woman pokemon at the counter. Lucario sat down and had a real big frown on his face. Another pokemon entered the building. It was a beautiful girl Ampharos. “You’re pretty” said Lucario out loud. A Machamp turned around and said “Excuse Me?!” “Uhh, I was talking to myself, ya” said Lucario. The Machamp turned around with a grumpy look on his face. “Oh man, how am I ever going to get chosen?” thought Lucario. Lucario sat, and sat, and sat until a few hours had passed already! “Oh come on!” screamed Lucario! The Machamp in front of him turned around again. “What do you want?! I’ll mess you up!” shouted Machamp. A door opened and everyone became silent. “We will now begin our search. We will go through every one of you and take a brief look at you and see if you are fit enough for this. If we don’t like you, we tell you that and you get out! Do you understand!?” shouted Primeape. The whole crowd was silent. “Yep, I totally understand you!” shouted a Jolteon from the line. “Excuse me?” replied Primeape. “I said I am ready!” said Jolteon once again. “Out now!” shouted Primeape. Jolteon walked out of the door and started to cry. “Hey, don’t you have feelings? I’ll take you on right here right now!” shouted Lucario. “Excuse me? Get out!” shouted Primeape. Jolteon turned around before she went out the door. “I said, I am not leaving until you say sorry!” shouted Lucario. Jolteon had a little smile on her face. “Well then, looks like we have here a tough one…?” said Primeape. Primeape came at Lucario with a Mega Punch but Lucario jumped up and countered with an Aura Sphere! Primeape fell to the ground and was hurt, but not defeated. The whole crowd was silent and the Jolteon had an even bigger smile on her face. “Get in my office, now!” shouted Primeape. Primeape turned around and looked at the Jolteon. Jolteon cleared her throat at him. “Fine, fine, I’m sorry!” shouted Primeape. Jolteon stuck her tongue out at everyone else in the line and ran out of the building happily.
Ch. 1: Hired or Fired?
“You think you can come to my office and make a mockery of me?” shouted Primeape. Lucario turned his head and said No in a real soft voice. “You think you can come here and just distort everything?” shouted Primeape. Lucario replied the exact same way as before. “Well you know what?!” shouted Primeape. “What?” said Lucario as he was about to get out of his chair and leave the office. “You’re hired” said Primeape in a really low voice. “I’m what?” asked Lucario. “You’re hired! Now get out of my office and pretend you were fired and come here first thing in the morning at 11:00 AM!” shouted Primeape. Lucario didn’t respond and his smile turned into a frown. He had to start it now or his frown would turn back into a smile. He had to fool the others. “Are you still reading that?” asked Lucario. “The newspaper, no why?” asked Primeape. Lucario snatched it and walked out of the room with the newspaper covering his face. Everybody noticed him but didn’t care much about him and they get chattering on. The next morning Lucario turned on the news at 10:00 AM. It was talking about the exact room he was in yesterday for about the whole day. “Wow, nobody was hired, would you look at that” said Lucario. He bit his lip in awe and turned off the television and started mumbling to himself. “Everyone but me” he said taking a bite from his morning yogurt and pointed to himself. “Lucario, you did it again” said Lucario to himself. He sat down on his table and starts rambling on about how good he is and then took a look at his watch. “What the heck? How long have I been talking to myself? But I am talking to myself now and now and now, too! Oh darn it, another minute wasted! I gotta stop talking to myself!” shouted Lucario as he ran out of his apartment and down to the office. There were still news people there and it took Lucario 15 minutes to get through the crowd. He finally ran into the office, signed in, which took about another 4 minutes, and then he jumped into a seat and waited to be called in. “Lucario, you can go in now” said Nidoqueen. Lucario jumped up and hopped into his seat. “You are 15 minutes late, what happened?” said Primeape. “Well, I was, uhh…” said Lucario. He couldn’t think of any excuses so he said the truth. “Talking to myself, hehe…” said Lucario. Primeape didn’t find it funny. “What do you think this job is a joke? We save lives for goodness sake!” shouted Primeape. There were other pokemon in the room. There was that same Machamp that had been eyeballing Lucario yesterday and there was an Ampharos and Ninetales. It was also the same Ampharos from yesterday. “Are there the other chosen ones?” asked Lucario. Primeape nodded and sat down in his chair behind his big office desk. He opened a big folder with a bunch of papers inside. “Alright, are you all ready for this mission? After this mission, the team leader will be decided, is that understood?” asked Primeape. Everyone nodded. Lucario raised his hand and he was trembling. “Yes?” said Primeape as he pointed at Lucario. “Well, what if you don’t want to be the leader?” asked Lucario. “If you are chosen and you do not want to lead, you will tell us that after we tell you that you are chosen, understood?” said Primeape. They all nodded and they were all given a sheet of paper. “Those are all the jobs there are. Leader, Tactics, Gadgets, and Decision Maker. You might think the leader makes the decisions, but he doesn’t. Understood?” asked Primeape. They all nodded again and for some reason Machamp was trembling too. “Machamp, this guy is freaking me out” whispered Lucario. “I know, me too” whispered Machamp. He handed them another paper about their first mission. “You all need to work together to finish this mission successfully. You can back out now if you are not up to it” said Primeape. Machamp and Lucario then got serious. “I’m up to it” said Ninetales. Ampharos nodded. “Ya, I am up to it too!” said Lucario. “Me too!” shouted Machamp. “Very well, tomorrow come into my office first thing in the morning at 9:00 AM and they Helicopter will take you to your destination, farewell” said Primeape. “Hey Machamp, you wanna go watch some wrestling? I just got two tickets” said Lucario. “Wrestling? I wrestle, I am in today’s match!” shouted Machamp. “Really, well, I am going to be watching you!” said Lucario. He walked away and his smile turned into a scared look. He was now even more freaked out. He didn’t know if he could be with such people! “Everything ok, Lucario?” asked Primeape. “Yep, everything totally perfect” said Lucario as he sprinted out of the office and went back to his house. He called up his friend Pachirisu and then they went over to the Wrestling Ring. “Everyone, get ready for the ultimate face off of the two rivals! Machamp vs. Blaziken!” shouted the commentator which was also a Lucario. The two pokemon wrestled and wrestled until their hearts exploded! But the winner came out to be Blaziken. Machamp was almost dead and could not get up! “Wow, that was one good match” said Pachirisu. “Ya, well, I have to get up early tomorrow, see ya later” said Lucario as they both headed off their separate ways.
Ch. 2: Mission What?
Lucario yawned and got out of bed. He looked at his digital clock and it said 8:10. Someone then knocked on his door. It was his pal Pachirisu. “What do you want?” whined Lucario. “The whole New York City had a blackout if you didn’t know!” exclaimed Pachirisu. “Wait a sec, if my clock says 8:10, that means it is really-“Lucario was stopped by Pachirisu. “Right, which means right now its 8:55 in the morning and you have to get out of here!” screamed Pachirisu. Lucario got a bottle of water and ran out the building. Pachirisu followed him, but Lucario was going so fast that Pachirisu became lost after only 8 seconds! “What the heck?” mumbled Pachirisu as he headed back home. Lucario jumped into the office at 8:59. “Whoa, am I late?” asked Lucario. The door slammed behind him and Primeape had an almost furious face as if he wanted to strangle Lucario. But nobody else was in the office. He must have been earlier than anyone else. “Sorry Primeape, thanks for letting me use your bathroom” said Machamp as he came back in the room. “Thanks Primeape, I just had to go to the bathroom because my make-up was much distorted” said Ninetales as he came back in the room. “Primeape, thanks for letting me use your phone because I had to tell me sister to turn off the oven” said Ampharos. Primeape looked back at Lucario. Lucario had an extremely embarrassed face. “So, shall we go now?” asked Primeape. The 5 pokemon jumped into the Helicopter who was being flown by a mysterious Raichu. He had a cut marked like an X on his cheek. “Alright, here is the mission. Please read it carefully before you make any rash decisions” said Primeape. “Wait, if we make the wrong decision we get a rash?” asked Lucario. All the pokemon looked at him as if he was a really big idiot, but Primeape wasn’t faking the look. “Alright, first you must somehow get inside the base, we will drop you 3 ½ miles away from the base, got it?” asked Primeape. They all nodded and Primeape went on. “You must go in and retrieve the Locked Key. That is the most precious thing to this company, got it?!” shouted Primeape. They all nodded again. “Alright, we are almost at our destination point. Get ready for landing” said Primeape as the huge Helicopter dropped down and the pokemon jumped off. “I’ll be right here waiting for you guys to come back and don’t worry, we have guns” chuckled Primeape as he started to flex his Biceps. The four pokemon ran off about 3 miles and they were worn out! “Oh my god! This will take forever! Why couldn’t they put us up only 2 miles!” shouted Machamp. “You fool, you are the strongest one here and you are whining. You make me laugh” said Ninetales as she stated to run more. All the four pokemon were tired, even Ninetales this time. “Alright, I see the base. Let’s camp out here for a rest” said Ninetales. Lucario just wanted to get inside. He didn’t care about being tired. He cared about the safety of the pokemon world! “Guys, some pokemon are coming this way!” shouted Lucario. They were two Raichu’s! “Those Raichu’s have those exact same cut marks as the other Raichu in the helicopter so does that mean…uh oh” said Lucario as he attacked the Raichu with Force palm but the Raichu grabbed Lucario just with his own tail and tackled him into the ground. “So, is that how you want it? I’ll kill you in one strike!” shouted Lucario as he used Bone Rush and it was a super effective attack that knocked out Raichu in one slam! “I got this one” said Machamp as he grabbed the other Raichu and threw him in the air and then used Cross Chop on him while Raichu was still in the air. Raichu fell to the ground all cut up and knocked out. “Wow, if they are going to be this easy, I can’t believe Primeape didn’t think of hiring an ant at first” said Machamp. They crept into the base without being seen. There were other Machamp guards outside. Machamp took care of them. He used Cross Chop on them when they weren’t looking and they were defeated easily. Machamp brushed the dirt of his hands and looked at Lucario. “What now?” he mumbled. Lucario took a look at his map. It said the key was in a generator in the middle of the base. “We have to get inside though there will be a lot of fighting involved. Are you all in?” asked Lucario. They all nodded and they got close to the door. Lucario broke the door open and wiped his hands on the wall. “Let’s do this!!!!”
I'll post chapter 3 Later. Until then please comment on Prologue, Ch. 1, and Ch. 2.
