*Hey, you can talk through minds... nice! You didn't hear what I said about your dress, did you?*
"We would like to start a massive drilling project off the coast of Sinnoh. Of course, we'll need more than 10 million to do this."
"Well... looks like Princess is... This is stupid!"
Dark ruffles his long blonde hair back to normal and throws his glasses at the mayor
"Thanks for the money, idiot!"
He does a roundhouse kick to the mayors face
"GWYN! SCRAMBLE IT!" *That was so cool!*
*touches the Mayors forehead and scrambles his memories to make him think he ran into a wall*
*the, touches Darks forehead to make him think he is Jackie Chan*
IC: I walk behind a guard and say 'Hello, Im lost. Can you help me find my way back to my house? Its the big white one."
"Yeah sure little girl.Its right down there." he says and turns his head the opposite way and points and the house I was describing.
*I grab his neck and snap it. Then i attempt to drag him behind the bushes, but another guard sees me.*
*Absol runs over there and sticks his head thing up his butt. Then gengar goes over there and shadow punches him in the gut. They drag him behind the bushes and then drag the guy I was trying to drag behind the bush. They then return to their pokeballs.*
"Wow... Uh... I got to go see my friends... so... light's out!"
He gives a final round house kick, knocking him out *Time to get my plane ticket... his wife... I forgot his wife saw the whole thing...*
He looks up to see the mayor's wife
"Gotta... go..."
Dark rushes out the door