^^true true...
Ok, so yesterday i was at a store called air traffic, and my friends Knight and Sarah were working, so Sarah was helping these 2 customers, a son and a dad, the son being about 7, and so I turned to Knight, and I was like:
"Knight, what would you do if a horde of zombies walked through that door?" And he goes:
"Well, I would slam the door shut on them, and kill off the rest. Then, I would kill those 2*points to customers*. Then, I would thoroughly inspect you and sarah and then kill you if need be."
So at this point, I am laughing very hard, and he starts as well. We both are laughing, and after about 5 minutes, I asked him how he would kill them. So he looks around the store, and looks back at me.
"Well, Michael, I would have to kill the older guy first. So I would take some kite string, put it on his neck, and kick his back, slicing his head."
Of course he doesnt say that, he just makes the motions, and I am on the ground in tears of laughter, it was hilarious...