The letter 'e'adan15 said:
Riddles
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catutie said:here is the answer out of the book verbatim
In this true incident, the man had been let out of prison for the day in order to enter the marathon. After completing the race, he kept on running to avoid returning to prison.
;D i thought someone would at least guess that he was running from the police D:
here is another
this one is easy. Why are 2 animals alone in a boat in the middle of an ocean?
Clue:
They were deliberately cast adrift from a famous boat
The animals can sometimes offend the senses
;D easy right?
ya its the letter e
still need an answer to this one
They were skunks.
GS got it
the two animals were skunks on noah ark and they were sent adrift cause they stunk lol
ill do one that no one will guess ;D
A man is standing at a bus stop carrying an ordinary kitchen chair in his hands. Why?
Clues:
The man would have liked to have sat on the chair while he waited for the bus, but he could not.
The man was unhappy, and the chair was the cause of his unhappiness
When he got on the bus, the man had difficulty paying his fare.
the two animals were skunks on noah ark and they were sent adrift cause they stunk lol
ill do one that no one will guess ;D
A man is standing at a bus stop carrying an ordinary kitchen chair in his hands. Why?
Clues:
The man would have liked to have sat on the chair while he waited for the bus, but he could not.
The man was unhappy, and the chair was the cause of his unhappiness
When he got on the bus, the man had difficulty paying his fare.
The chair was glued to his hands.
Hyperbeem said:
D: you got it so easy.
He was repairing the chair when he super glued it to his hand. He was taking the bus to the hospital to get it removed.
FINE
A careless driver caused and accident. Fortunately, both he and the driver of the other car were wearing seat belts and were uninjured. However, a passenger in the other car (who was not wearing a seat belt) was very badly mangled in the accident and lost both his legs as a result. When the case came to court the careless driver escaped with a small fine. Why was the judge so lenient?
Clues:
(i dont see how this help but...) The driver's care was white. The other car was black.
The judge was racist against blacks oh and fix your spelling errors.
The careless driver was rushing to the hospital because his sister had fallen from a 34 story building and had landed on top of an apple shack that happened to be infiltrated by 86 jewel theives who were asking for directions to Central Park. The sister had 16 lacerations and a fractured tongue. So the carteless driver was in a rush to get his sister to hospital. Of course, the accident improved her condition dramaticly....