The figure moves from the shadows
It was...
DARK!
"Hey!"
Dark breaks through tDL's computer and starts slapping him
Dark: "Why tDL, did you think you could kill me off!"
tDL: "Sorry! I thought it would make great story!"
Dark: "IF YOU WANT GREAT STORY HIRE J.J. ABRAMS (Creator and producer of Lost)!"
Dark and tDL's eyes go dreamy.
Dark and tDL: Losssssttttt <3 <3 <3"
...
tDL flicks Dark back in the computer
tDL: "Stupid cast!"
Kaiserchu squeezed harder, "You know what I mean, now, I'll let you live because belive it or not..." Kaiserchu glanced at the Medicham, "...Someone wants you to stay in exsistance, so don't anger me again! Okay?"