Writing Seven Days of Horror

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Hello! This is my story. I think it is very good. Hopefully you think the same about it too! If I could rate my story out of ten, I say it would score 27773!!!!!

[size=xxxxx-large]PROLOGUE

It was a rainy morning. The clouds over Saffron City were dark and gray, and hid the sun completely. A rather odd-looking man, stood with a large cat near a window in his office, high above the streets, contemplating. His face was unreadable.

The man sighed, and sat back down in front of his desk. He twirled his pen between his fingers, stared at the sheet of paper before him, and tried to organize his thoughts. There were so many things to think about and consider... where should he start? He pulled himself together, and wrote a title on the page.

Operation Red Blood

He reflected upon his past. A year... a whole year of his life, dedicated to fulfilling one single goal. The eradication of The Boy. Oh, how he loathed that child! How he wished he could just wipe him from existence! But no matter how hard he tried, the man simply could not seem to dispose of The Boy.

This had to stop, no more failures would be tolerated. The Boy had to be killed. The man continued to look at the paper, and a sick and twisted idea began to grow in his brain. He allowed himself a smile. Yes... Yes... This is it! This plan will succeed! He bent over the paper, and scribbled down his plans furiously.

After 30 minutes of writing, the man leaned back and admired his work. Truly, it was a stroke of genius. No one would suspect a thing.

Operation Red Blood

Dear disgusting child,

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have just won our exclusive competition! We had billions, nay, MILLIONS of entrants, but you are the lucky winner! Aren't you lucky!?

The award ceremony is being held on a deserted island just off the coast of Orre. We ask that you do not bring any Pokemon with you! You may, however, bring 4 human guests! And lots of babies! LOTS.

Exact directions can be found on the back of this letter. Make sure you are there in precisely two weeks time exactly, or we won't be able to give you your prize (the prize is a secret (but it's good! (very good))).

See you in exactly two weeks time!

Yours sincerely,

The man organizing the competition

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for accidents on the premises. This includes death, falling into bottomless pits, drowning in lava, having babies stolen, and getting shot twice (in the face). The winner enters at his/her own risk.

The Phantom Baby Stealer smiled. This was going to be a good day.

he then grabbed the cat and ate it

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I find writing very fun, but it's also rather tiring. Therefore, I hereby grant Heavenly Spoon and PMJ permission to write their own chapters to this story!
 
lolololololol

A sequel to paint flicker gemini hydro asparagus SPELUNK (or whatever)?

This is going to be awesome.

27773/10
 
MORE BABIES. LOTS OF BABIES.

I hope this doesn't give me nightmares. This is scary.
 
I can't wait to see Spoon and PMJ's horrific entries. ;o This is a great start and I love how you ripped off PMJ's fic, but made it so much better.

dmaster out.
 
EPIC. That disclaimer was good too. I can't wait to see what spoon and pmj do to this >.>
 
Dibs on chapter one B]
 
Hmm, loooool bacon. Nice fic, I hope to read more chapters in the near future. Very good, very good. =]
WP
 
Oh dear. I'm certainly going to have disturbing dreams tonight. Though I did get a good kick out of:

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for accidents on the premises. This includes death, falling into bottomless pits, drowning in lava, having babies stolen, and getting shot twice (in the face). The winner enters at his/her own risk.
 
Bet you guys didn't think I'd actually make fun of my own story, did you?

CHAPTER ONE: A Not-So-Startling Revelation That Explains Why Ash Is Such A Great Trainer And Has Lost Only A Handful Of Times In His Entire Career, Plus Cake

Pallet Town.

Pallet Town was many things. It was scenic. It was quaint. Most importantly of all, perhaps, it was the town of the legendary invincible hero, Ash "The Realest Man Who Ever Did Live" Ketchum. A mere twelve years old, Ash had single-handedly stomped three powerful criminal organizations into the ground, won a total of 24 badges in three regions and conquered Hoenn's Battle Frontier, all before hitting puberty.

No one could understand what made Ash so great. Was it his boyish looks? His charm? The general consensus was that Ash owed his success to his abnormally powerful Pikachu, his first and most trusted Pokemon.

The only Pokemon to have been traveling with Ash since day one, Pikachu has won countless battles for Ash, overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds (such as being frozen solid in a giant stalagmite made of ice and, upon Ash's pleas, shattered the ice and defeated his opponent) time and time again. Modern science called it a miracle. Ash's friends called it love.

Ash called it the AR-9000.

Yes, our hero has a secret. 'Twasn't an ounce of love in those miraculous comebacks. No, sir. If one of his Pokemon was feeling blue, he'd simply reach into his pocket. A flick of the switch here, a button press there... and that Pikachu who had not thirty seconds prior been on his last legs had suddenly "found the energy" for one last Volt Tackle, "full power."

Full power. Ash found it hard not to smile every time he ordered his Pokemon to unleash an attack at full power, since his Pokemon was, in fact, at full power, as if they'd just come from the Pokemon Center.

With everyone's attention focused on the battle, all it took was a few words of encouragement to his Pokemon to cover his tracks and no one was the wiser.

Today, Ash was having a battle with his friend and love interest, Misty. Ash was finding it very difficult to defeat her, despite being at an enormous advantage. Pikachu was definitely getting the whip tonight.

"Pikachu, Thunderbolt!" he cried as Misty's Starmie had delivered another devastating attack. Pikachu gathered up as much energy as he could and fired at the psychic star.

Misty was amazed. Why hadn't Pikachu fallen yet?

Five Hydro Pumps, all of which hit their mark.

Eight direct hits of Psychic.

Twelve shots of Ice Beam.

Pikachu should be a streak on the pavement by now, and yet here he was, firing off another Thunderbolt attack. "Starmie, Double Team!" she quickly ordered. Pikachu's massive attack struck only a copy as Starmie continued to duplicate itself.

Ash grumbled. Did he hit the wrong button or something? He felt around in his pocket, the image of the AR-9000 fresh in his mind, and pressed the "full HP" button again.

Misty continued attacking. "Okay, Hydro Pump again!"

Pikachu gulped. Thirty copies of Starmie all launching the same attack. Game over.

"No way I'm going out like that," Ash thought as he pressed a button labeled "Evasion Clause."

Instantly, Pikachu saw one of the Starmie glowing with a bright red aura. Was that the real one? Only one way to find out! He made a dash for it as Starmie fired. The pressurized water slammed into Pikachu with enough force to dent metal, and slammed the mouse Pokemon through a tree.

Yes, you read that right. Through the tree.

Pikachu was instantly killed. He found himself surrounded by a white light. Emerging from this light was...

"Nurse Joy?" Pikachu asked in his own pika-tongue as he rubbed his stomach to check for injuries.

"Yeah. You're dead, Pikachu," she said as she puffed on a cigarette.

"I am? Thank god," Pikachu said, walking towards her. "You have no idea what that kid has put me through."

"Actually, I do. We've been watching Ash for quite some time," Officer Jenny explained.

"Really? Saves me the time of - wait a second, weren't you just Nurse Joy?"

Brock frowned. "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh, my mistake," Pikachu said.

Back in the real world, Ash was looking cool as a cucumber. "Come on, Pikachu, get up! You can do it!" he said as he pressed a few more buttons.

Meanwhile, Pikachu was enjoying a smoke of his own. "It's about time I'm finally free from that idiot..." He looked at his hands, which were quickly fading. "Oh no. No, no, no, he's doing it again! Don't let me go back! SAVE ME, FOR THE LOVE OF CAKE SAVE ME."

Jessie and James laughed a ridiculous laugh. "You'll be with that kid for the rest of his life! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Meowth, that's right!" Pikachu said. "Wait, what?"

Everything went black.

And then Pikachu opened his eyes.

"Look, he's getting up!" Professor Oak said. "And there's not a scratch on him! Amazing."

Ash grinned. This thing was worth every penny. "Pikachu, Volt Tackle, full power!"

Pikachu considered committing suicide again, but Ash would just bring him back to life. Again. He had no choice but to take the boy's command.

"Pikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Pikachu crashed into Starmie with tremendous force. Starmie was knocked out instantly.

"Ash is the winner!" Professor Oak declared.

"Screw this, I'm out of here," Misty said, recalling Starmie and flying away on her Zubat.

"Ash, you battled magnificently!" Professor Oak said.

"You think so?" Ash questioned

"I sure do." Professor Oak answered

"Oh boy" said Gary, who had witnessed the whole thing.

"I feel like having some cake. What about you guys?" Ash's mom questioned, who everyone in Pallet Town had the hots for

"Cake sounds good to me!" said Ditto, posing as Officer Jenny.

They all went inside and had some cake, and it was good.
 
That is amazing and I love you for that and it is amazing

The Pikachu death scene was excellent lol

RIGHT SPOON. YOU ARE UP.
 
:O Teamwork Fan Fiction! That's the best kind. This story is turning out to be really exciting. \o/
/me waits for more.
WP
 
PMJ said:
Modern science called it a miracle. Ash's friends called it love.

Ash called it the AR-9000.
/me is sure there is no word in the English language that can describe all of the epicness in that chapter.
 
MAYBE LATER, DON'T RUSH GENIUS (Mr. Genius for you guys)

It's going to be hard to compete with you guys, though :O
I'll probably need at least a half a dozen ton of belly-rubbing.
 
Genius is 8 times too slow for me...
I want another epic chapter!
I read the new one and it was good.
Spoon is gonna need at least 4 dozen billions of belly rubbing to make the chapter as epic as it needs to be.
 
Writer's block :O
I now have half a chapterish, but I started pretty late, and I'm getting tired. My otherwise superb writing skills are suffering because of it.
Expect something hopefully tomorrow (within 20ish hours (TCG tournament tomorrow)).
 
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