Curse you. It's already slowing!*slaps Jade with the most unthinkable evil known to the world:
MWAHAHAHAHAHADevastatingly slow internet
*slaps Asmer with kindness (clearly, you need it :/ )
All g, yo. ^^*slaps LC with green psychic energy
(also, slaps asmer with an apology: Sorry, I wasn't sure if you were being serious or not and sometimes I get kind of touchy. Thanks for clearing that up.)
The irony was that I was going to slap myself with a salmon, but decided to play along the psychic thing last second.*Slaps Asmer with a fish. (You still slapped something)