@DogStar - this is the beauty of the deck. Of course it requires a little luck, but man is it fun to pull off. Thank you for the feedback!
@rainyman123 - what did you include in your list to give your version good matchups?
@DatSonicAce - thanks so much man! Haha, it didn't. I don't have a thyroid condition, and I don't own My Little Pony t-shirts.
@PMJ - I appreciate the feedback! Amen, just like I mentioned to Elbow earlier, any criticism is valued - encouraging or constructive. The reason I write the way I write with words like "swag" and "Gucci" and etc. etc. is due to the way...well, I talk in real life. This is the magic of writing fam - you can distinguish yourself with just the right tone, syntax, and diction. I want members to read my articles,
not look at the author's name, and be like, "Yo it's John. This is awesome," or, "Yo it's John. This intro gonna be suspiciously related to the subject matter and potentially cringe-worthy...gonna read it anyway and see how he ties it to said subject." This is characteristic of my style, and I plan on sticking with it until the majority of the readers find that I am not clearly communicating the material at hand. Lemme know when articles become rap lyrics and require Genius to step in. I don't think I'm quite there yet but I might.
I understand the intro and conclusion were heavy-handed and long, (as I literally apologized in the article haha), but too many articles start with "Hey Beachgoers!" or "Hi members of PokéBeach!" that I take pride in hooking the reader with whatever narrative I can come up with. I let my fingers fly with this one. Was having too much fun and am glad that most of the members received it well.
I do aim on working on finding that balance between humor and content, however. You and Elbow both brought that up, and I regret forgetting about the new player's perspective. While I believe I didn't do an awful job in confusing the majority of the audience, I know it might not have been as easy for some. I use a lot of references.
Thanks again for the thought, PMJ.
P.S.: No lie, I laughed when I read your response because "Pimpwalkin' Mateo Johnson" is kind of a "yo yo yo ghetto" username lol.
P.P.S.: I apologize for not having read your article yet. I plan on doing so here in a hot sec. The concept looks great from the title!