The 5 Word Sentence

[safariblade]

Kangaroos at breakfast open mangos.

WHAAT

 

[superpokemon67]

Why hurt Arnold's angry turtles?

TIMMY

 

[Slowpr0]

The Interesting Monkey Made Yogurt

PWNED

 

[ogeray]

"please wipe neatly" elektross demanded

woot!

 

[Snorchu]

Welcome to how not to post.

P O L I S

 

[superpokemon67]

Polish oboes lose in style.

FAILS

 

[corabed]

Fat Athletes Illegally Lose Sadly

A B C D E

 

[Snorchu]

Aperture Buttons Can Destroy Everything.

GLDOS

 

[safariblade]

Good ladys dont own shoes. wat?

IDK OK?

 

[Hot N' Spicy]

I don't know, oversized kitten.

 

[Snorchu]

'LETTERS' is a required field. Since you left it blank, I will post a random quote from Portal 2:
"Estás usando esta software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual."

ASDPD

 

[safariblade]

A silly dude posted dumbly.

HYPERbeem

 

[Yami No Kaabii]

Hey You, Pikachu, Emolga Rocks!

H Y P N O

 

[Afro-G]

Happy Young People Need Oxygen.

S T O M P

 

[Snorchu]

Someone Talks Over My Pencils.

UNERW

 

[safariblade]

Um... no... er... really... what?

LAWLS

 

[Verbivore]

Larry's aunt whines lazily sometimes.

M O T O R

 

[Yami No Kaabii]

My orange's too orange, really.

Z O M F G

 

[Snorchu]

Zebstrika optionally makes fried goose.

Q T E L N

 

[Verbivore]

Quirky Totodile eat large Numel.

G L A D O

(I would add the s.)