Hello fellow Pokemon Enthusiast! I'm sure by now you've all played the newest Pokemon games, X and Y. In this article, written by "Team Power Outage!!!", we'll discuss some fan-favorites of the Sixth Generation. The Pokemon chosen by our lovely host, Professor Palutena, showcase each team member's creativity and originality. Our members consist of the artistic HypnoticChairman, the grammar nazi Shiny Goodra, the straight forward GM DracLord, and the loveable Prince Dedenne. Oh, and there's me, Keeper of Night. We wish you all the best as you go back to school this year. Hopefully, this essay will encourage you to try your best at all times!
Ever since Caterpie and Weedle were introduced in generation one, a cute bug type Pokémon has always accompanied a new region. Scatterbug is the latest addition to our army of bug types. Also known as the 'Scatterdust Pokémon', it has a stature of one foot tall and weighs 5.5 pounds. As with many Pokémon, Scatterbug can have one of three abilities, the average Scatterbug can be found with 'Shield Dust' or 'Compound Eyes', whilst another rare group of Scatterbug can have the hidden ability known as 'Friend Guard'. Along with most bug type Pokémon, Scatterbug evolve at very low levels. At level nine, Scatterbug evolves into Spewpa, which then evolves into Vivillon at level twelve. Scatterbug along with it's evolved forms are very unique Pokémon. The final evolution, Vivillon, can have different wing patterns depending on the international location Scatterbug originated. If a Scatterbug is born in a location that is known for sand, when Scatterbug eventually evolves into a Vivillon, it’s wing pattern will be that of the Sandstorm pattern. Even if the parents were Vivillon with the 'Icy Snow' and 'Sun' patterns. At the moment, we only know of eighteen different wing patterns that a Vivillon can have. Thus, Scatterbug and its evolutions' are a very common Pokémon that are traded between collectors. Although Scatterbug are a common starter Pokémon for young Pokémon trainers, Scatterbug isn't seen very often in the competitive battling scene. Being a Pokémon that has yet to evolve and having a limited move pool of only seven attacks, which is probably the reason for this. Although having many weaknesses, in turn, they have many strengths. In summary, Scatterbug are usually calm, gentle, cute Pokémon that are great for rising Pokémon trainers' because they don't require any complex training, and evolve fairly quickly.
Has anyone ever heard of the Nigerian proverb, 'When will the goat be strong enough to kill a leopard"? If not, let me enlighten you to the fact that the proverb is meant to define being strong. If you were to change the goat to Gogoat and the word leopard to Liepard you will see that it doesn't make sense anymore. This is due to Gogoat being able to learn Brick Break a fighting type move that is Liepards weakness. Seeing the supremacy of Gogoat over Liepard, if we were to take the proverb into the Pokémon world, it should say “When will Liepard be strong enough to survive an attack from Gogoat”. Gogoat not being your average grass type Pokemon, Gogoat is more of a physical attacker which makes sense with it being a goat and not purely a plant or tree. More on this Mount Pokémon is that it chooses supremacy by locking horn with others as stated in the Pokémon Y PokeDex data entry. The most surprising fact is that Gogoat and its pre-evolution is the only male Pokémon being able to learn the move Milk Drink, which is more relevant to a female Pokémon given the nature of that attack itself. Then again, the only other Pokémon being able to learn that attack is a Milktank. At least the ability to learn that attack shows how a Gogoat can be the nurse of all Pokémon in its surrounding habitat, which is the Kalos Mountain Region.
Deep within the wilderness of Route 6 of the Kalos Region, Honedge practice their fencing. What’s Honedge? “It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to man,” as Shakespeare once said on the subject. It is the freaking sword. The only thing mightier than the sword is the pen; however, there’s certainly not a Pokemon resembling a pen. Honedge is truly the mightiest; only King Arthur could prevent him from killing a Geodude. One may claim its evolution is stronger, as it has two swords. However, this is disproven as dual-wielders often die faster than their single-sworded counterparts. Trainers often compete to decide who’s Honedge is larger, longer, and more productive in “battle.” Obviously Professor Palutena’s is the largest, with the members’ of Team Power Outage not far behind. Honedge is also the perfect murder weapon. It is quite simple, really. First, one must grab Honedge firmly by the handle. Then, one murders. When accused of the crime on the basis of having a bloody Honedge, claim it's a shiny. It’s the perfect crime! Either that, or claim it was used as a… whoops, PG-13, not going there! Regardless, Honedge’s might, usefulness, and skill cannot be denied in this here court of law.
In the land of Pokemon there is one creature that stands out among them all. A Pokemon that lives in one of the harshest environments known to man; the sea. Dragalge can be found along the coast of the Kalos Region, floating among the kelp and camouflaged from predators. This gives reasoning to the name that Dragalge earns, being known as the 'Mock Kelp Pokemon'. Known for being the only Pokemon to share the Dragon and Poison typing, it is believed that a Dragalge's toxins can eat through the hull of a ship. Dragalge are highly territorial. They will use their dreaded Toxic attack at anything that approaches without notice. When comparing the size of Dragalge to other sea dwelling Pokemon, we wonder if Dragalge is really a wolf in sheep's clothing. Weighing in at 179.7lbs (or 81.5kg) and having a body length of 5'11'' (or 1.8m), is Dragalge really a deadly dragon hiding in the shadows waiting for passing prey? Or is Dragalge a peaceful Pokemon that only wants to be left alone in it's kelp forest home?
This concludes our review of some favorites from the Kalos Region. Whether you're a Dragalge fan, or prefer the cute Scatterbug, we hope you'll enjoy your adventures in the Kalos region. For now, we wish you luck in the new year of 2014! Back to school and back to learning for us all!