Welcome to Kingdom of Loathing. An adventurer is you! This game has been around for a whopping 14 years now. I first played it myself back in 2006 with my then-boyfriend, and I played regularly for several years. I also met my current husband there, and I'm still an active moderator in the games section of the forums.
The premise of the game is fairly simple: you are an adventurer exploring the titular kingdom, wandering around various areas and performing tasks for the Council of Loathing, as they'd taken over things ever since the Naught Sorceress imprismed the good King Ralph XI. It's a spoof on RPGs filled with lovingly-crafted stick figure art and lots and lots of pop culture jokes. The game itself is simple to learn, but has surprisingly in-depth gameplay as you start learning how to improve your ascensions. In short, it's a game you start to play for the jokes, but stick around for speed-running and optimizing mechanics.
How to Play:
You do not need to make an actual account to play (though you can if you wish). Simply press the giant Play! button on the front page; pick a gender, class, and character name; and you're ready to begin! For the purposes of this game's goal, any class will suffice, though I will say that it will probably be easier if you start as either a Muscle class (Seal Clubber, Turtle Tamer) or Moxie class (Disco Bandit, Accordion Thief).
Once you have made your account, post in this thread to share your username and class choice.
There is an in-game tutorial that will teach you the basics of how to actually play the game, then you will be unleashed on the world where you can start your quest to collect the objects you need to reach your goal.
NOTE: In the event that you have actually played this game and already have an account (unlikely but possible), you must still make a new account for the purposes of this challenge.
Goal:
In order to win this round, you must collect and equip 6 different items. Each of these items can be obtained by a fairly low-level character, so they should not take too much time or effort to acquire.
Hat: Viking Helmet
Weapon: Asparagus Knife
Off-Hand: Low Budget Shield
Pants: Chain-Mail Monokini
Accessory 1: Dirty Hobo Gloves
Accessory 2: Shiny Ring
Players can use a SoSMA to learn the specific locations/requirements to find any of these items. See the SoSMA section below for more details.
Submission:
Once you have obtained the items, you must verify your in-game inventory to me via PM either by screenshot or photograph.
Open up the Equipment section of your inventory tab, equip all of the required items at once, and follow the following instructions for providing proof:
- Screenshot: your image must include PokéBeach open in a separate tab. See here for an example. If there's info in a full screenshot like this that you don't want to show, open it in Paint first and black the sensitive stuff out.
- Photograph: your image must include a post-it or other piece of paper with your PokéBeach username written on it. Like this! Your inventory and both usernames must be legible.
As this is a race, the round will automatically end as soon as all 3 players have submitted their inventories. However, as mentioned in the earlier post, there is a hard deadline as well.
That deadline is Wednesday, March 8th at 5:00pm Central European Time. That is the same as 4:00pm GMT, 11:00am Eastern US time, 8:00am Pacific US time, or approximately 4 hours before the time of this post in your own time zone.
Scroll of Summon Magical Assistant
(Each of you started with a number of Scrolls of Magical Assistant, a magic item that can be used to give you various advantages throughout the game. Each time a new use of the item is revealed, it will be posted about in the Update (like this section here and now), and also added to the OP for easy reference. Please Note: Each Scroll is single use only! Once you use a Scroll for any purpose it is used up and your total number of scrolls goes down by one. If you ever want to know how many scrolls you currently have available at any given point, feel free to ask.)
SoSMA: Help! How can I get this?: If you cannot seem to figure out how to obtain any of the required items, you can PM me the name of the item and use a SoSMA and I will tell you flat out where and how to get it while playing the game. You can use as many SoSMA as you like in this way.
If you have any questions about this particular use of SoSMA, please ask!
And that should be everything! If you have any generic questions about the game, feel free to ask.
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