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Story 1: TDL and Not-TDL in Jail (primarily written by Yoshidude)
TDL walked down the hallway with a grim look on his face. As many times as he told them he didn't do it, they just couldn't believe him. His reputation was more threatening then any other, and his recent fight against his friend Not-TDL forced him to go where he was going. His hair was graying, and his walk was crooked. TDL was experiencing what some like to call a mid-life crisis, and Not-TDL, who used to be his friend, was all the same. He noticed his door, the door he would enter that would make his life extremely miserable. Not-TDL looked at TDL with disgust, but TDL walked on. He walked into the mess hall, where all of the other people looked at him as he entered and got his food. He sat by himself, except for Not-TDL, of course. TDL was in prison, if one hadn't guessed already. He wasn't pleased with himself, but this is where he would learn that breaking the rules is something you would always regret, whether it be breaking a rule in school, or breaking one of the rules of the Ten Commandments. No matter how small the rule, he would soon know there were always consequences.

I break rules.

"Hey, TDL," Not-TDL whispered to get TDL's attention. TDL ignored him.

"Yoo-hoo, TDL?" Not-TDL tried again. TDL still didn't answer.

"Are you still mad? It was partly your fault anyway," Not-TDL tried for a third time. TDL grunted, and Not-TDL sighed.

"Look, it may have been partly my fault, but you can't deny that you took part in that. So we're in here for the same reason," Not-TDL said. TDL finally spoke up.

"Look, you! I tried to be nice, but you pushed me too far. I told you to stop what you were doing, and you continued. I'm not going to sit here and listen to you make excuses of how it wasn't completely your fault. It was your fault entirely, if I should say so myself," TDL replied in an angry manner, and he stuffed some peas down his throat.

Who peed in my cereal?

"Oh, really? So that fight we had involved me punching myself?" Not-TDL asked as he put some mashed potatoes into his mouth.

TDL quickly swallowed his food. "I never said it that way. If you had never done what you did there, that would have never happened," he defended himself.

"Well, excuse me, I didn't know that coming in physical contact with someone wasn't worthy of being punished for."

said that, she did

"That's not the point! You were baiting me into that fight. You knew I had a low temper, so you tried to make me fight you. The sad thing is, it worked."

"Are you serious? What I did was not that consequential. It's you who thinks that every little thing is worth getting in a fight for," Not-TDL defended himself again.

"If it got us in jail, then it was that consequential."

A bell rang from the far end of the mess hall. A loud voice boomed through the mess hall.

"Prisoners! Listen up!" the prison guard yelled out. "Finish up your food, return the trays back to the kitchen, and go to your cells! You have five minutes to do so, or you'll be sleeping outside tonight!" TDL got up and returned his tray, Not-TDL following him.

"Will you go away?" TDL asked.

"You do know we have the same cell, right?" Not-TDL replied. TDL froze.

"The same cell...." he started.

"Unless you want to sleep outside," Not-TDL responded.

"I think I might just do that," TDL thought. He walked over to one of the prison guards.

"What do you want?" the prison guard asked rudely.

"Can I sleep outside tonight?" TDL asked. The prison guard gave him a funny look, and then
burst out laughing.

"Don't be foolish," the guard said while laughing. "You really don't want to sleep outside. Trust me." He began to walk away.

"What's the problem with sleeping outside?" TDL asked. The guard turned around, with a look on his face as if a donkey had just asked the question.

"...You just don't want to be there, okay? Now get to your cell," the guard ordered.

TDL sighed and walked back towards his cell. Not-TDL followed.

"Can't sleep outside?" Not-TDL asked.

"Nope, and they won't even tell me why," TDL answered. "I guess I'm stuck with you." Not-TDL frowned.

It seems like you tried too hard to pull off a joke here.

"Hey, we used to be friends. Maybe this is where we should be, to rekindle our friendship. You don't think one fight ruins a friendship, do you?" Not-TDL asked. TDL continued to walk down the hallway without response, which caused Not-TDL to frown.

TDL walked through the door to his cell, which was really no more than a room without windows or other doors to any other prison cell - just a concrete block with two beds and a small bathroom. The floor was no more than a large piece of metal to fit the room, and the dark-painted walls made the entire room feel colder. There was a small lamp in the corner of the room for minimal light, but the ceiling was plain and flat.

"Looks like we'll be here for a while," Not-TDL said anxiously.

"Uh-huh," TDL responded. "Let's just hope the ceiling doesn't fall on us. This place is depressing."

"What did you expect from prison, a happy place where they served top-class meals and the rooms were made with hardwood floors?" Not-TDL asked jokingly. TDL didn't smile. "Prison is called prison for a reason."

"Yes, because the person who invented prison didn't think of making the prisoners comfortable," TDL added sassily.

"We're going to have to live with these conditions... that is, if we ever want to get out of here."

"It's hard enough living in prison. But even worse, I have to spend prison with the person that got me in here."

"It might be better than you think."

"How so? We're trapped in this little room, with nothing else to do."

"Well, maybe you should try to think of something."

"What am I supposed to do, stand around and wait for something interesting to happen?" TDL thought aloud, pacing around the room. "All I can do is stare at the ceiling and hope it collapses on me."

"We could talk about what happened," Not-TDL suggested, frowning.

"Whatever..."

And so they talked on and on about how the entire fight that caused them to be thrown in this dungeon in the first place came about. Apparently, Not-TDL was over at TDL's house to watch the football game. Not-TDL was exploring TDL's house, and TDL went looking for him. TDL eventually found him eating all of his favorite foods. TDL ordered Not-TDL to stop, but Not-TDL continued in a joking way. This made TDL furious, and he tackled Not-TDL. They broke vases, destroyed pictures, and put holes in the walls. One of the neighbors heard them fighting and called the cops. TDL and Not-TDL caused enough destruction to be charged with vandalism, and they were both arrested.

... it's my house though.

"Well, I guess we could forgive each other," Not-TDL replied softly. "We were friends, weren't we?"

"I'm not forgiving anybody until I get out of here," TDL replied in a grumpy fashion.

"Well, we may as well get some rest. We'll be prepared for whatever happens in the morning."

"Whatever..."

And so the two fell asleep on their awful mattresses, not aware of their positions. During the night, Not-TDL fell on the floor, but he didn't get up.

~

"Alrighty, it's time to get up!" one of the prison guards yelled in TDL's ear. TDL fell off his mattress and shook his head of hair messily. Not-TDL got up to find himself drooling, and he wiped the saliva off his jaw.

"What time is it?" TDL asked.

"About five o'clock," the guard answered, and fled the room before TDL could smash his head in.

"Five-o-clock? Are these people insane? It's still nighttime!" TDL yelled in fury. Not-TDL wiped his eyes.

"I can't eat at five in the morning," Not-TDL stated. "It's unnatural." The guard returned to the room.

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot. You two will be smashing rocks out in the courtyard," the guard added sneakily. TDL grunted furiously.

"You're kidding, right? You want us to smash rocks at five in the morning?" TDL angrily asked.

"That's exactly what I want you to do," the guard replied in a commanding tone.

"I guess we have to," Not-TDL sighed.

"I am not smashing rocks at five in the morning! I'd love to see you do it, but of course, you're just a chump," TDL sassed back.

"Humph!" the guard disapprovingly murmured, and he turned away for the door.

"You do know you could get in some serious trouble for that, right?" Not-TDL reminded TDL.

"I know," TDL replied confidently. The guard returned with who seemed to be the jail warden.

"It was him! He's the one who called me a chump!" the guard accused TDL.

"I see," the warden studied TDL. "Hmm....come with me. You, too," as he pointed to Not-TDL. Not-TDL shrugged and followed the warden.

"Now I know you probably meant no harm for your words, TDL. That's your name, correct?" the warden asked.

"No, I didn't. I also didn't mean any harm when I was sent here," TDL replied begrudgingly.

"Well, sometimes we may not mean to do things, but we end up doing them out of anger and frustration. Don't worry, I know how you feel," the warden responded.

"You do?" TDL asked curiously.

"Oh, sure. In fact, I was a prisoner here for exactly one year. While I was here, I realized that sometimes, we make unintentional mistakes. We mean no harm, but we get in trouble anyway for our mistakes," the warden enlightened TDL.

"Yeah, I guess so."

"If I may ask, where are you taking TDL and I?" Not-TDL asked.

"Well, if you must know, we have a group of troublesome children coming in at ten o'clock, and I want you two to listen to what they say, and give them an insight on your first day in prison. If you prove yourself good enough to convince them this isn't the place for them, I will cut your time in prison to one month," the warden offered. TDL and Not-TDL looked at him in shock.

"You can't be serious," TDL speechlessly responded.

"Can you?" Not-TDL asked.

"Of course I can. Teaching these children not to come here are less people that have to experience life here, which would make you two look very good, so why would I keep good people here?" the warden explained.

"I suppose so," TDL replied.

"But they aren't coming until ten. Why did you take us now?" Not-TDL asked.

"Because I can see the good in both of you," the warden replied. "You aren't bad people, and you don't deserve to be outside smashing rocks with the others. You deserve a chance."

TDL smiled for the first time in a while. "Thank you for seeing the good in us," he replied.

"Well, here we are," the warden introduced them to the meeting room. The warden showed them to their seats at the head of the room, and TDL and Not-TDL discussed with the warden what they would do. They were dismissed for breakfast, and then they returned just in time to greet the children. The children looked so life-deprived and saddening to TDL and Not-TDL, but they knew that's what their job was - to give them their lives back.

"Hello, everybody," the warden greeted the children. "I am the warden of this prison, known as Zachariah Blade, or as some call me, Zach, and I'd like to share two of our newest prisoners with you, TDL and Not-TDL." The children remained silent.

"Hey, I'm TDL...." TDL started.

"Hello everyone, I'm Not-TDL, and I was put in prison for having a fight with my friend, TDL," Not-TDL introduced himself as he pointed to TDL.

"Go ahead, interrupt me, I don't care," TDL responded sarcastically.

"Now, now, both of you, no arguments," the warden settled them down. "Now would any of you like to go first in sharing your background?" One of the children raised his hand. "Good, good," the warden noticed him. "Go right ahead."

The child stood up. "Well, I shoplift for my mom, because she doesn't have much food, so I have to go in and get it for her. We don't have much money, so we have to fend for ourselves. I try to make her feel better, but she says I can only get her love by shoplifting for her."

"Okay, thank you for sharing," Zach thanked him, and he looked at TDL. "TDL, what advice would you give to this child?"

TDL thought about this for a while. "I would try to go to a food pantry, because I've always seen people in my neighborhood go there and get some food for their family, and they're never hungry."

"Very good, TDL, and very well thought out, too," Zach replied. "Who wants to go next?"
Another child stood up.

"I bully other kids to get what I want from them. I don't have much of a family, so I have to do whatever I can to be able to make sure I'm okay. I'm looking to drop out of school and just get a job," the second child explained.

"Hmm..." the warden thought. "Not-TDL, what do you think?"

"Well, I don't think bullying is the right answer. I think that instead of violence, you need to control your own problems, and somehow be able to resolve them. Instead of dropping out, school will pay off much more in the long run," Not-TDL replied.

"Thank you for that, Not-TDL," the warden thanked Not-TDL. "We have time for one more child before these two have to return to their cells. Who would like to go?" A third child stood up.

"Well, I've been getting into fights with my recent friend lately, and I think I may be getting into trouble with him. I've been repeatedly warned of going to juvy, and I've accidentally vandalized a few things I shouldn't have. I may be in real trouble soon, so I need help to stay away from my friend, because I don't think he should be my friend anymore," the third child explained.

"Okay, thank you. TDL, your turn to answer. What do you think?" the warden asked TDL.

"Well...." TDL paused. He tried to think of what to say, but it was like his mouth was glued shut. "Uh, I think.....er, you could, um...." He could feel tears welling up in his eyes. "Excuse me," he said as he left the room. Not-TDL followed him.

"What's wrong?" Not-TDL asked.

"It's just, I feel like the same thing is happening to that child as what happened to us," TDL shakingly explained with tears in his eyes. "And I can't really help them because I haven't solved our issue. You know, the friendship we used to have."

"Well, we've slowly been getting better around each other lately," Not-TDL replied.

"I know, but I just feel so stupid for getting us into this mess, and I feel bad for you for being involved. I know you meant no harm," TDL said as he shook. Not-TDL stopped his shaking.

"What really matters is our friendship," Not-TDL answered him. "You know, we may look back on this and laugh. This is the biggest accident I've ever experienced in my life, but you know, it's okay. We've learned from this. We won't be here ever again. Now we need to make sure those innocent children are never here again."

TDL wiped his nose, and hugged Not-TDL. "So I guess we've officially made up, then," TDL said in relief.

"I guess we have," Not-TDL replied comfortingly. TDL walked back inside as he wiped the tears from his eyes.

"Are you all right?" Zach asked TDL.

"I think I am," TDL replied. "In fact, I'll be just fine."
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We gave it a 3/10 because it broke a very important rule.

All characters must be from PokéBeach. At least five characters must be from PokéBeach, excluding me and Not-TDL,
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Story 2: TDL and Not-TDL go to School (primarily written by ShadowLugia)
~
1

TDL walked through the old wooden door, its hinges creaking from the wear.

"This should be an interesting year," he muttered sarcastically to himself. He tried to run quickly through the hallway to avoid his past year-teachers and other annoying kids. TDL was in the 'I'm growing up' stage, and he had been acting like it lately. He had short brown hair, two big ears, and big feet. He had often been recognized as "Kid with the Oversized Shoes," but he wanted a new nickname this year, something that would make him remembered before he went off to high school. TDL's mother had made him dress up unusually preppy today, making him wear a white polo shirt and matching black pants, so he looked like he was going to a school dance. He saw his friends in the hallway, and ran over to them.

"Yo," TDL said in a casual deep voice, thinking he was being cool. "What's up?" His friends gave him a strange look.

what a loser i am

"Um, not much, thanks," one of his friends said in a pitchy voice.

(Must be going through puberty,) TDL thought to himself. "Did you guys have a good summer or what?"

"Mine was pretty decent," one of his other friends said. "Wasn't too bad, but it was average."

"Man, my mom made me work on my summer reading project for the entire summer!" another friend piped in. "She was almost literally doing my project for me."

"You guys know what homeroom teacher you have?" TDL asked in his new deep voice he had tried using.

"Yeah, I have Mr. Fast down that hallway," the friend with the pitchy voice replied. He pulled out his schedule. "Yeah, Mr. Stead Fast."

"I have Mr. Master," one of the other friends added. He pulled out his schedule. "Seems like he doesn't want to share his first name. He's probably embarrassed of it."

"I have Mr. Master too!" TDL exclaimed. "I'll see you soon." The bell rang. One of the teachers came out into the hallway.

"Ok, kids, get to your homeroom quickly!" she bellowed. One of TDL's friends caught up to him.

"That's Ms. Mence," one of his friends whispered. "I heard she's pretty nice. And she's my homeroom teacher."

"She looks pretty nice," TDL responded.

It's funny because almost everyone on the beach thinks Bellomence is hot.

"Well, I gotta get to class. See ya," his friend replied.

"Peace," TDL waved goodbye. His friend gave him a strange look. "Maybe this cool kid thing isn't working as I planned," he thought to himself as he continued on to his homeroom.

please stop it myself

~
2

"Come in, kids," Mr. Master greeted the children running into his classroom. TDL saw his name on the desk near one of the whiteboards. He walked over to the chair, as if he had planned to have a little swagger in his steps.

"Hey, TDL," a voice called out. TDL looked at his right hand - Not-TDL, who smiled back at him.

"Oh, hey," TDL replied. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm your friend, of course," Not-TDL answered. "You know, the yin to your yang, the star of the show for your circus, the head hair stylist for your beauty shop, the...."

"Okay, in about five seconds, you're going to be a pancake," TDL stopped Not-TDL from speaking. Just then, Mr. Master spoke up.

"Hello everyone, my name is Mr. Master, and I'll be your homeroom teacher this year," Mr. Master introduced himself. TDL's hand suddenly shot up.

"Hey, what's your first name, Mr. Master?" TDL asked. Not-TDL looked at him, and Mr. Master became nervous.

"Uhh...." Mr. Master started. "It's a name that you guys wouldn't understand. Too many syllables. Even the teachers can't understand it."

"Go ahead, tell me," TDL tested him. "I think I should be able to understand it."

"I'm not too comfortable sharing it," Mr. Master stuttered.

"Come on, it can't be that bad," TDL replied in a cocky tone. Not-TDL then began to speak to TDL.

"He said he wasn't comfortable saying it! You need to respect that," Not-TDL said in a mature voice.

"Nobody asked you to run your mouth," TDL responded angrily.

"TDL, who are you talking to?" Mr. Master asked in confusion, but TDL ignored him.

"You are so annoying, you know. I've already made a decision to ignore you, but you just keep going!" TDL yelled to Not-TDL.

"Don't be disrespectful!" Not-TDL yelled back to TDL. By now, the whole class was now looking at them.

"You're just a...." TDL started, but before TDL could finish, Not-TDL jumped into TDL's face and started attacking him. Mr. Master jumped and tried to calm down TDL and Not-TDL as the entire class watched TDL and Not-TDL duke it out.

"TDL, stop it! This isn't the kind of behavior for someone on the first day of school!" Mr. Master attempted to stop TDL, and Not-TDL bit TDL, who screamed in pain. Mr. Master finally pulled them apart, like two dogs who were fighting over a bone.

"TDL, to the principal's office!" Mr. Master screamed in rage.

~
3

“TDL, do you know why you were sent here?” the principal asked as he and TDL sat down.

“No, I really don’t.” TDL mumbled.

“It’s because you disrupted class by fighting with your… hand. Care to explain?”

“Yes, I would like to explain! Not-TDL is just an ignorant jerk, who is…”

“Wait a second.” The Principal stopped him. “Who is ‘Not-TDL’?” he questioned, a puzzled look on his face.

“My right hand.”

"You mean to say you think your right-hand man is an 'ignorant jerk'?"

"No, sir - he is literally my right hand."

“You named your right hand ‘Not-TDL’? And you fought with it?” The principal was confused, even more so.

“Sure did.” TDL casually sighed.

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“…Okay. You can leave now. Have a nice day.”

“OK, uh, thank you sir.”

And with that, TDL stood up and quickly walked out of the office. After the door shut behind TDL, and the principal made sure no one else was about to enter, he locked the door, and sat back in his chair. He carefully took a key out of his pocket, and with it, unlocked a secret compartment placed in his desk. Inside was a small, flat, circular device with numerous buttons on it. The principal set it on his desk, and promptly pressed one of the buttons. A holographic figure appeared above the device, fully clad in dark robes and hood, masking his identity.

“He knows...” the principal mysteriously stated.

“Very well, then. Send them in,” the hooded figure commanded.

“Yes, my lord.”

star wars yo

~
4

“Okay, that was weird. I didn’t get into any trouble or anything. Consider yourself lucky for that, Not-TDL, or I would have beaten you into next week!” TDL whispered as he made his way to Math Class.

“We’ll see about that…” Not-TDL mumbled.

Math class went by fairly peacefully. Not-TDL didn’t make any outbursts or start any commotion, which made TDL suspicious.

“What’s with you? Why so quiet all of a sudden?” TDL cautiously asked.

“Oh, no reason in particular. I’m just trying to get a grasp of this whole math thing.” Not-TDL seemed focused on the matter. TDL was confused.

“What’s got you interested in school all of a sudden? It’s not like you to be interested in things that actually matter, like math,” TDL said, lost in thought.

“Well, I guess I can tell you. I won’t be here for much longer, you see. As in, I won’t be your right hand for much longer.” Not-TDL sinisterly whispered.

“What?! Why?” TDL exclaimed in horror, why still keeping his voice down.

“You’ll see, soon enough. I just wanted to get to know this way of life better before I leave, that’s all.” Not-TDL seemed to want to drop the subject.

“You had better be joking with me, or you’re in serious trouble when we get out of here,” TDL scolded back.

“Oh, we’ll soon see about that,” Not-TDL sneered, and then fell limp.

“Hey. Hey! Wake up…!” TDL shook Not-TDL a bit. No response. (I have a bad feeling about this…)

And with that, the bell rang, and TDL silently walked out of class and on to the next one.

“I’ll humor you for the rest of the day, TDL. But know this. IT is coming, soon.” Not-TDL whispered.

~
5

"Okay, finish those push-ups like I ordered!" the gym teacher, Mr. Lugia, shouted. "Once you're done, you can go fish the equipment out of the storage room!" Mr. Lugia slammed the door behind him.

"Um, okay then," Not-TDL whispered to himself. TDL frowned.

"Will you stop? I've had to put up with you all day. I've been in the principal's, and you got me in trouble in math class. Please don't start anything else," TDL told Not-TDL.

"No promises," Not-TDL replied. As he ran off, Mr. Lugia came back in and blew the whistle. TDL covered his ears, and Not-TDL bit him again, making TDL wince.

"Get out the dodgeballs. We'll play dodgeball today, I guess," Mr. Lugia said in a depressed voice. TDL picked up a dodgeball and threw it. Mr. Lugia looked at him.

"Not yet!" Mr. Lugia yelled. TDL ran over, picked it back up, and placed it on the line. As soon as everyone was ready, Mr. Lugia blew his whistle.

"Everybody go!" Mr. Lugia screamed, and everyone ran to the dodgeballs. Luckily for TDL, Not-TDL was an excellent thrower, and Not-TDL was knocking out everything in sight. Everyone was falling to the ground at the face of TDL. With one kid left, TDL prepared his dodgeball to throw. However, Not-TDL had already thought up a devious plan, and he would put it in place as he threw the ball. TDL began to throw the ball in his rage at the petrified child, but as he did, the ball was thrown right in his face. TDL felt the pressure on his nose, and he fell to the ground. Everyone surrounded him.

"Okay, okay, give him some room," Mr. Lugia cleared the kids away. He looked at TDL, who was on the ground, clutching his nose. "What happened?"

"I think I hit myself in the face," TDL answered, clutching his nose.

"I think you should go to the nurse," Mr. Lugia suggested. The bell rang.

"I'll be good," TDL said in a cool voice, and he ran to class. Mr. Lugia looked at him as he ran off.

~
6

"Nice going," TDL said to Not-TDL as they entered the English classroom. "I can't believe I was about to win, and then you ruined it for me."

"Hey, I had to have some fun," Not-TDL responded.

"Hello, class," the teacher Mr. Lucario greeted the class. "How is everyone today?" The class nodded and said "Good" in a monotonous manner. "We should get started right away. Who knows what a verb is?"

TDL instantly spoke up. "A verb is an action, like driving," TDL explained.

"Good, good," Mr. Lucario commended. He grinned. "This should be a good time," he said to himself. "Can you act a verb out in front of the class?"

TDL got nervous. "Um...."

"Oh, don't be shy!" Mr. Lucario exclaimed. "Just do something simple."

TDL got up and looked at the class. He smiled as he acted out his verb. He began to punch Not-TDL, who cringed in pain. "Punching," TDL spoke out, and the class laughed. "Punching is a very action-packed verb, if I do say so myself."

Mr. Lucario grinned. "So if I was punching you, who would the subject be?"

Not-TDL yelled out before TDL could stop him. "TDL would be the subject, are you wrong in
the head?" Mr. Lucario frowned. "Wow, I didn't know an English teacher could be so clueless!"

"TDL...." Mr. Lucario.

"Oh, and if I want an adverb, you could be punching TDL angrily! That would be pretty funny," Not-TDL continued.

"I'm not saying that!" TDL exclaimed in surprise. He pointed to his hand. "He said it!"

Mr. Lucario gave him a deranged look. "I think you need to see the guidance counselor," Mr. Lucario suggested, and he reached for the phone.

"Oh, look, the English teacher knows how to use the phone! Where's the paparazzi now?" Not-TDL laughed to himself.

that was win

"Yep, you're going to the guidance counselor," Mr. Lucario said, and he dialed up the counselor's number. "Yes, Mr. Yoshi? Yes, this is Mr. Lucario. My student TDL needs to come down to talk to you." He paused. "Yep, okay, I'll send him down now." Mr. Lucario motioned TDL to the guidance counselor. TDL walked begrudgingly down to the place nobody wanted to be in, even worse than the principal's office. He walked through the door, and it closed beind him.

"Okay, so I've heard that today, you've claimed 2 + 2 = 5, your hand called the principal a dummy, you punched youself in the face during gym class, and your hand also questioned the English teacher," Mr. Yoshi summed up. He looked at him. "What's going on?"

"Well, I have this thing, where my hand is like my second person, and it talks to me," TDL responded.

"Interesting," Mr. Yoshi replied. "Is there anyone you've lost recently?"

"Well, my friend Safariblade moved away recently," TDL replied. "Does that count for anything?"

"Yes, in fact, it does," Mr. Yoshi replied. "Sometimes when someone we care about goes away, we want to find a replacement for them. We don't want them to leave us, so we make a replacement that has their personality to remember them. You felt bad that your friend left you, so now you've made a person in the form of a hand to replace them."

"I suppose that makes sense," TDL replied. "So I'm not crazy?"

"Of course you're not," Mr. Yoshi replied. "Now go finish your school day."

"Thank you, Mr. Yoshi," TDL thanked him. TDL closed the door behind him.

"At least I think he's not crazy," Mr. Yoshi muttered to himself.

~
7

“Well, it’s been a hectic day. It’s nice to know that I can finally go home and relax,” TDL said to himself as he started for the school doors.

“Don’t worry. It’ll be a lot easier for you soon enough. Heh...” Not-TDL snickered.

“Again, what’s with the cryptic comments? What are you saying?” TDL questioned again.

Not-TDL remained silent. He knew what was coming. In the school, at the top office, the principal looked down disgustingly at all of the students flooding out of the school doors.

“Ugh, makes me sick. What pathetic life-forms. They will soon witness the most powerful beings of the universe descend upon them, and then, we shall truly rule this galaxy!” the principal exclaimed.

He turned back to his desk and activated the strange device again, the hooded figure reappearing above the device.

“My lord, the invasion can now begin. All the preparations have been made, and our time to strike is now!” the principal shouted.

“Very well, Captain. Our invasion of earth shall now begin!”

Back outside, TDL was walking home. Not-TDL hadn’t said anything in a while, and TDL began to be more and more suspicious of his friend.

“So what’s up with these riddles you’re giving me? What’s the meaning?” he asked.

Not-TDL remained silent. TDL let out an exasperated sigh, and he continued to walk on.
Minutes passed. Suddenly, as TDL turned onto his home’s street, Not-TDL became stiff and upright, as if he was staring at the sky.

“Ugh! What’s the problem, Not-TDL?”

Not-TDL slowly turned to TDL.

“Finally. Finally, after thousands of years, it has come! The time of reckoning has come!”

As he shouted, the skies grew dark, and thunderstorms formed across the sky. Rain and thunder poured down from the heavens, bringing heavy winds with them.

“What’s going on?!?” TDL shouted over the din.

“Your race calls it by many names. Judgment Day. Doomsday. Ragnarok. The End of the World. Whatever it’s name, know this: Your time and the human race’s time on this planet has come… TO AN END!

As Not-TDL laughed manically, hundreds of large, alien-looking ships descended from the clouds, raining fire and smaller ships from the many ports on the vessels, giving the appearance of a swarm of locusts. Explosions, screams, and debris filled the air, with buildings falling left and right and cars being flipped across the sky. The battle for Earth had begun, and the invaders took the first strike.

“Dear God…”

Joke's on Not-TDL. He can't live without me. Literally. :>


TO BE CONTINUED
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Good read. I laughed a bit, but nothing major. There were some major plot holes here and their, and the ending felt rushed somewhat. 7/10

TOTAL: 10/20


TEAM NIGHTMARE

Story 1: TDL & Not-TDL get married.
HypnoticLuxray said:
TDL and Not-TDL get Married

After years in the twilight, I mean friend, zone, TDL knocked on the door of Not-TDL’s house. TDL had to keep the ring hidden, as to not spoil the surprise. Not-TDL’s cat started meowing upon hearing TDL knock. The voice of a elderly lady is heard.

“Who is it?”, the voice yells.

“It’s TDL!”, TDL yells back.

“Ugh, fine. I’ll be right down”, Not-TDL yelled back for a third time. The ground started to shake as Not-TDL trotted down the stairs (Trotted could imply that Not-TDL is a pony. Maybe TDL is secretly a brony?). The door opened, and TDL did the chicken dance on his way inside.

lolwut

The sun shone brightly into the living room window, where TDL and Not-TDL were having glasses of blood (HIDE THE CHILDREN!) or, as Not-TDL calls it, Tomato Juice (The kids can come out now). It was 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning. What were the dynamic duo going to do today? Well, Not-TDL had the entire first two seasons of Lost on DVD, and the two were going to watch the DVDs until the sun fell. Not-TDL tried to get off the couch to insert the DVD in the player, but (s)he/it seemed to be stuck to TDL’s right hand.

“Ugh, fine”, TDL said. With awesomeness radiating out of him as if he was the sun, TDL got up and put the DVD in the player, all while keeping sure that Not-TDL didn’t see the ring, even though Not-TDL was still holding TDL’s hand. The two managed to sit down, after experiencing some...awkwardness while trying to do so. With the glasses of blood in their left hands, the very first episode of the very first season of Lost started for the not-very first time. All the while, TDL was trying to think of a good time to pop the question, and the lid on the box of the ring.

silly humor is a bit thick

After the first season of Lost had finished, TDL and Not-TDL went to go pop some popcorn in preparation for the second season. With the popcorn popping, TDL figured that this would be a good time to ask the question. So he got down on his knee, and open the ring box. Before he could utter a word, Not-TDL smacked TDL with a paper towel roll. TDL continued and ask the women who was clamping on to his hand if she’d marry him. Not-TDL smacked TDL again, and said “I’m flattered, of course sweetie”.

TDL put the ring on Not-TDL as the popcorn popped. Not-TDL opened the microwave, and his TDL with the bag of popcorn. After treating the burn on his cheek, the engaged couple sat down to watch season two of Lost. They would get married in a month.



The wedding bells rang. Members from every corner marched en-masse into the church to see the wedding of their beloved TDL and his new wife Not-TDL. None of the members in attendance though had never seen the woman before.



TDL had selected a few of his friends to accompany him. Steadfast was his Best Man, while CCloud, safariblade, Lenny, The Power of Three and SPM3 were the groomsmen. Not-TDL had selected Darkvoid57 as the maid of honor, with BrOkenICE, Rock Wrecker, catutie, HypnoticLuxray and Hyperbeem as the bridesmaids. Bippa201 was the flowergirl, and Afro-G played the role of the Ring Bearer. dragonexpert was the priest, officiating the wedding. Everyone was already for the day to start. Everyone looked incredibly fancy. Not-TDL was incredibly nervous - she was crying on TDL’s shoulder. After some comforting words for the lady, the pianist started playing.

haha nice

Despite the massive sweat pool around the collar of his tuxedo, TDL slowly stepped into the church’s sanctuary, with his parents, who shall remain nameless, alongside him. As he slowly walked down to the isle, TDL realized he forgot something; he forgot to tie his shoe! As soon as he completed his thought, TDL tripped over his shoe. That wasn’t even the beginning, as TDL’s parents fell with their son.

TDL and his parents landed headfirst into a pile of cow manure. Why it was there in the first place is beyond me. Regardless, they had a face load of poop in their face. “Here, let me,” TDL said generously, wiping his own and his parent’s faces with his left hand, who happened to be Not-TDL’s ex-boyfriend. I wonder why he showed up?

Anyway, with that put behind them, TDL continued up the aisle. But untied shoes weren’t his only problem. One of the random people who decided to show up at a random wedding, named Hatman, shouted out at TDL. “Dude, your fly’s down!” TDL immediately looked down at his top of his pants, embarrassed. But it was actually zippered up, not down. “Made ya look, sucker!” Hatman yelled. Out of anger, a wet spot appeared on TDL’s pants.

dragonexpert asked the crowd to rise as Not-TDL entered the room. With the ballroom gown flowing down her back, it was certainly a sight to behold. It being the gown, not Not-TDL. The crowd was amazed by her ugliness. Someone even suggested sticking her on top of a skyscraper to scare pollution away. Not-TDL’s grace juxtaposed her looks, as she trotted into the church room without any problems, unlike her future husband. With the couple up front, the rest of the wedding crew entered the scene, with Bippa201 throwing flower pedals over the tops of them. Everyone in the building sat down shortly afterwards, and dragonexpert began to speak. After a brief speech, he asked TDL and Not-TDL to come onto the stage.

TDL and Not-TDL began exchanging their vows. TDL vowed to be an awesome husband, while Not-TDL promised to make TDL several sammiches a day. Not-TDL also vowed to be an honest and non-judgemental. Finally, TDL promised to be sincere and to never injure Not-TDL with a knife again (We won’t go over that event due to the violence in said event being comparable to an R-rated movie). After dragonexpert saying a few more words, he told TDL and Not-TDL that they could now kiss each other. With several oohs and ahhs from the crowd, the two finally locked lips.

ew

As soon as the kiss was made, a bright, blinding light filled the chapel. When it passed, the entire church was gone, in it’s place was a grassy field. The bride and the groom, along with everyone else attending the wedding, had turned into ponies! Some took one look at themselves, and jumped off the nearest cliff. Others, such as Hatman, flew around in circles in great and utter joy. TDL and his bride had very mixed emotions. They were not sure if they liked this change, or not. TDL muttered, “Oh brother,” and dived off the cliff. Not-TDL followed. They began to spiral toward their doom. Or did they? As if they had been ponies all their life, the new couple flew into the distance, into the sunset, living their new life happily evar after.

-The part about the story ending happily evar after ends here

-By Bippa (HypnoLux did the ending(and abit more) . Xdogking, oyeah and Guy looked over it)
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This was a pretty good one. But some of the humor was way too silly. 6/10

Story 2: TDL & Not-TDL steal a car.
HypnoticLuxray said:
TDL and Not-TDL Steal a Car

A womanish man was seen walking out of a Cinema. His name was TDL. He was on a date with his new boyfriend, Not-TDL. There was something peculiar about Not-TDL, however. He seemed to be, (quite literally) attached to TDL’s right hand. They never left each other’s side, errr... arm? Regardless, they were on a date today at the local theater. Not-TDL had driven. “Isn’t that actor, Meaty, dreamy?” he commented to his boyfriend. “He played that role of dmaster superbly.”

nice intro

Not-TDL disagreed. “That chick-flick sucked. I don’t understand how you like that.” They continued to walk when they reached the place they thought they had left their car. “WHERE DID MY BABY GO!” Not-TDL shouted as he realized his car was missing.

“It’s okay, baby,” TDL said in a coaxing voice, rubbing not-TDL’s palm. “I’m sure I’m a better baby than that.. ‘car’ would ever be...”

“It’s not the same!” Not-TDL lashed. “You’ll never be as good as my kick-butt Porygon-69 version. It’s the only thing that makes my cruising special!”

TDL started crying. Why was Not-TDL so mean to him? “If you love a car more than me,” TDL said through sniffles, “Why don’t we just steal someone else’s to make up for our loss?”

Not TDL thought it over for a second. “Honey... are you suggesting we should steal someone else’s car, because someone stole ours?” he asked. TDL nodded. “THAT’S THE BEST FREAKIN’ IDEA I EVER HEARD!” Not-TDL looked over toward the parking space next to the one they were in. “How ‘bout this one?” he asked. “It’s the same exact model as the one I had.” He glanced around it. “And it even has the same license place number, what kind of wacky coincidence is that?”

derp

“That is strange,” TDL muttered as he slammed Not-TDL into the car’s window, shattering it into pieces. He slid into the hole he made, his skirt getting caught on a broken shard. It ripped as he slid into the passenger's side, Not-TDL falling into the driver’s seat.

“YOW!” Not-TDL yelped as the glass window broke at his force. He slumped into his seat, and put himself on the steering wheel. As he tried to find a spare key lying around, he noticed a little fat chubby kid with a lollipop watching them do this. He recognized this boy as Bippa201, an annoying 7-year old boy who lived in the neighborhood. Unfortunately for the pair, his father, Lenny, was a cop.

“DADDY!” he shouted very loudly. “A very ugly looking lady is trying to steal a car!” Almost as quickly as the boy has shouted, three men on motorcycles appeared around the corner. One was Bippa’s father Lenny, the chief of police. On the opposite side of him was Riskbreakers, Lenny’s deputy. In the center was Gliscor, a recent recruit. Together they roamed the streets and gave random people tickets for speeding. But not today. Today they were chasing down a couple of (sorta) hijackers.

Not-TDL found the keys laying on the ground, strangely enough, exactly where he leaves his spare keys. He fumbled the keys into the engine, and quickly started up the vehicle. They quickly rushed the opposite direction of the police force, flying out of the parking lot. Riskbreakers immediately went forward, chasing after the pair. The other two took a different route, attempting to corner their car in.

TDL noticed the cop behind them in his rear-view mirror. “Deputy Riskbreakers is behind us!” he shouted to Not-TDL, who made a sharp turn onto the Joeypals!! memorial highway.

paahahah

“We’ll lose him,” Not-TDL said, slamming on the gas pedal. But it didn’t work. Riskbreakers was gaining on them as they spoke, he would be next to them in a second. Not-TDL had to think fast.

“Eww, under pressure thinking”, sputtered Not-TDL.

“Think fast darling. Jail ain’t a pretty place.” TDL muttered. While looking through the glove compartment, TDL found a light bulb. Curiously, TDL began to play with the light bulb as if it was an airplane. He even made plane noises to entertain himself. As he flew over Not-TDL’s head, Not-TDL had an idea!

“Quick, to sonicmoj Avenue!” Not-TDL yelled. The car quickly veered right. This alone would not be enough to stop the pursuing Riskbreakers, who had now called Lenny and Gliscor for backup. In the meantime, Bippa201 was plucking poison ivy in an old person’s yard. Don’t worry, we’ll meet the strange guy later.

After seconds of driving on sonicmoj Avenue, Lenny and Gliscor appeared in front of the young couple. Again, Not-TDL was disgusted by the thought of on-the-spot thinking. A few feet in front of the car was an entrance to an alleyway behind a Seniors center. This was their only chance to escape. The car sped into the alley, and the cops followed single file.

“Sweetie, I love you. But you fail at thinking,” TDL told his lover.

“Banned because you think of an idea then!,” Not-TDL yelled. TDL shrugged off the yell, and started to play with his lightbulb again. Not-TDL had another idea. It involved the nearby drawbridge, a lot of luck, and an iced cappuccino. I guess they’re stopping at Starbucks later.

The loud horn of the ship could be heard from miles away. It echoed through the city, and it was passing under the bridge. TDL dropped a concrete block, which he obtained from his bag of tricks, on the gas pedal, and Not-TDL drove like a madwoman.

“Yo dudes. After we’re done with these two, lets go play some chatwolf,” Lenny told to Gliscor and Riskbreakers over the radio.

“Uhh, Lenny. The car looks like its gonna jump over a boat. How do we catch them?,” Riskbreakers replied.

“Gliscor, you’re going after those two. We’re going to go to Starbucks for coffee and donuts. Jump the bridge if you have to. Over and out,” Lenny commanded. Gliscor looked in his rear view mirror and saw Lenny and Riskbreakers drive away. Reluctantly, Gliscor kept driving. But by the time he got to the bridge, the stolen car was nowhere to be found. Gliscor paused, and decided to return home. Police work wasn’t the job for him.

“I’ll get two grandé Ice Capps,” Not TDL yelled into the drive-thru window. They drove up to the second window and collected their drinks. On their way out of the drive-thru, they spotted Lenny and Riskbreakers enter the restaurant. TDL’s face transformed into the troll face as he uttered a trololololol. The couple then proceeded on their adventure.


Having finally shaken the cops off of their trail, Not-TDL swerved into TDL’s driveway. Unfortunately, for them, due to Not-TDL’s mass exhaustion, he slightly missed the driveway, his one tire landing slightly in the neighbor’s grass. “DON’T PARK THERE!” TDL screamed. But it was far too late. The yell made Bippa201 cringe. He dropped his poison ivy collection, and ran away into the land of who-knows-where. An old man walked out of the house next to TDL’s. He wore a cooking pan on his head, and a loincloth. Other than that, he was completely naked.



“I AM SAFARIBLADE!” he screamed, pulling out something from behind his back. “AND GET OFF MY LAWN!” What was behind his back was revealed to be an AK47. A bunch of bullets flew at the car, but all of them missed the targets. Except for one. It dived through the broken window and pierced directly into Not-TDL. Safariblade walked back into his house, smug, his job accomplished.

sexy

Not-TDL was gravely injured. The bullet wound was so deep, it’d be nigh impossible to heal without any permanent damage done. “Not-TDL!” TDL shrieked. “Don’t die on me, man, don’t die!”

Not-TDL reached up to TDL. He gravely spoke his last words to TDL. “I-I-I love you!” TDL pulled Not-TDL in. They continued to make out, oblivious to everything else in the world. To a bystander, it would seem like a man in a skirt nomming on his bloody hand. And that’s exactly what it was. But don’t tell TDL that... please...



~By HypnoLux(mostly (Bippa wrote the chase scene :p)), Edited by oyeah, Read by Guy and Xdog
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This one was quite enjoyable to read. Good PB references. 7/10

TOTAL: 13/20



Team Nightmare wins!
Team Ninja. Please send votes to TheDarkLucario
 
/me did nothing

Im kinda excited for the dissolving of teams. I love Nightmare , but the game will get more interesting.
 
Guys, I'm sorry. I read over the guidelines a million times, it seems, but I must have missed that important rule. :[ My bad.

Good job SL, though. You and I make a good team. :D
 
Yoshidude said:
Good job SL, though. You and I make a good team.
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Heck yeah we do! I'm going to talk to DNA a bit later on about who to vote out, shouldn't take long.
 
Now merge the teams into one body and let's get this show on the road.
 
Current players...

Terrific Twelve
DNA
ShadowLugia
Hatman
Yoshidude10
Pokemon99
Guy89
Bippa201
Xdogking
HypnoticLuxray
catutie
Afro-G
oyeah1988
 
More like the terrible twelve since it has some team ninja members in it.
 
No, I like you and DNA. The rest I was kind of meh with.

OKAY GUYS CHALLENGE COMING SOON.
 
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