Holy Star Wars: A Parody of Star Wars
I will edit my comments like this. First impressions are that it is nice and long. I hope for a good read!
Troll by Troll, the young Holy Star fought. He was a pink for the Pokebeach Republic, which fought for peace and justice against all trolls and bad spellers. He’s been trained by the best. A young man named Jon, who joined him in his latest battle against Count SONICMOJ, the master of them all. Count SONICMOJ had been hiding a long time and had now taken residence in a battleship in the sky. And this is where our story starts.
I really similar intro to DNA's, but that is to expect. There is really no other match except Holy Star + Star Wars.
Holy Star and Jon shot through countless waves of battle fleets to reach the headquarters of Count SONICMOJ, before they entered with the headquarters with a bang, literally. They ran through the ship, killing all the spam bots and trolls in sight. Quickly reaching the quarters of SONICMOJ, to their surprise, their friend, Porygon was being held captive by the Count. Jon and Holy Star instantly sprang into action, and after a very long duel, the Count crippled Jon, leaving Holy Star to defeat him. Holy Star, infuriated by the Count’s actions, quickly took his own means of action against him, and defeated him, making him no longer a threat. Porygon and Holy Star picked up Jon and darted out of the ship. But first, they checked the Count’s wallet for loose change. Inside they found some secret plans and some bacon that had escaped them the first time.
You both used SONICMOJ and Waterboy haha. (But there are no better choices imo.)
When arriving back at their home planet of Republic Feedback, Holy Star was pictured as a hero, but the battle was not over, General waterboy escaped and was now hiding in the outer rim. We could talk about that, but it’s boring. blablabla General Waterboy died :O by Jon’s Ban Hammer.
No. You need to talk about that. :[
So a little bit later, well more like 3 months, Holy Star decided to go surfing the beach’s epic waves with Porygon. They had some fun, grabbed some coffee, and it was an awesome day, right?
WRONG! Holy Star discovered Porygon’s secret identity; the leader of the Troll Brigade. Holy Star was uber freaked out by what had happened, and fled the country. Okay, maybe not the country. But he told his friend, the Pimpwalkin’ Matteo Johnson.
Randomness is good.
Matt was considered a much better troll slayer than Porygon, so he would take on the trolls leader. They have a thumb war, best 24 out of 47. Because he’s just that awesome, Matt wins!! Not all is fine however, as Porygon begins writing encrypted messages in the sand, most of it involving a spoon. Porygon failed however, so he kicked Matt into the hot dog vendor.
Being the evil villain that Porygon is, its only fair that he gets to control one of the main characters right? Yeah, I agree. Lets give him Holy Star. The TL;DR version of this event, Holy Star becomes maniac. Crazy maniac with no friends.
I would've liked some more Star Wars structure, but whatevs.
Somehow Holy Star came to his senses and decided that the bacon tasted good, and they would never get rid of all the trolls. Unfortunately, he joined them and wiped out all of the good Green and pink Jedi. Using the small staff members he forced them to build the greatest weapon in history a large Space Station, named the Delete Star. The Delete Star was capable of destroying the whole solar system.
As awesome as the Delete Star is, lets forget about it right now. We’ll be going back to the original villain, Porygon. Hope you folks are alright with that. If not, tough.
There was a mew. This mew was cute, and it held a spoon. This mew’s name was cute mew. Fitting, don’t you think. He fights the trolls with a spoon, because spoons are for mews. One terrible Thursday, Porygon challenged cute mew to Blackjack. Cute mew was never a gambling fellow (FYI, he’s British), so he lost at Blackjack and ran away. Hmm, I wasn’t aware that Mews had that ability. Perhaps that is something to ponder.
HAHAHA I didn't realize this was more than one movie. But the Delete Star is great.
Holy Star sat in the Delete Star laughing at everyone, and holding Jon, all of the bacon and leaders to watch the death of their Republic in agony. Holy Star made a dramatic moment as he, in slow motion, started to press the giant red button in front of him, and then he hit it. A large trout came out of the weapon and slapped around all the plants a bit, breaking them into pieces, leaving all the members of the Republic to die.
Chat Trout.
One of the blues, named dmaster_342, was very opposed to Holy Star’s desire for mass destruction. He told Holy Star that he should knock it off, and be nice. Otherwise, he would get a...
DMASTER SMASH O_O
Holy Star ignores this threat that would scare any other person, including Jon, Matt and cute mew. He continues to mindlessly seek the destruction of all, and starts firing the delete star. Hope is lost for all!
But somehow Jon went back in time with his special powers and banned Holy Star. :O Cuz he’s coo’ like that. They celebrate with bacon, lots of bacon. But no eggs.
Because that happened in Star Wars.
In a not-so-distant future, Porygon finds Holy Star, and Holy Star begins planning his revenge, covered in his new red armor.
THE GAME/ END
Its a 7/10. I would've liked less random and more plot. Also, you made me lose the game, which makes me angry.
The Pink’s “Suprise”
New Green, Afro-G, was taking a stroll though the archived, amazing stuff. Despite being Green, Afro was a newer member of the Beach, and he hadn’t experienced any of the past.
That would change though, when Afro found something in the archives called “Suprise Tomorrow”. The first thing Afro did, rather than explore it, was to criticise Jon’s lack of proper spelling. Little did young Afro know though, such a thing was intentional, and he began to read the story.
The
RMS Titanic was about to be boarded. People from all around the world would take the voyage of a lifetime on this beautiful ship. There were pink people, green people, and blues alike. The captain of the ship was a darker blue than everyone else, and was slick and very dapper in his dress. One of the greens name was Gale. The pinks looked down at Gale and took particular interest in him. Gale was excited for the voyage, since now that he was a green, he felt like he had power over the lower class blue passengers.
That night, the pinks approached Gale and got to know him. Then, an announcement came from the loudspeaker of the ship.
“Hello Titanic voyagers, this is your captain speaking. There will be a ‘Suprise’ tomorrow for all of the passengers on board.”
The Pinks, knowing what it was, informed Gale right away, as they went outside to meet the crazy blues who would do anything to figure out this “Suprise”. Gale and the pinks had a great night together, tricking all the blues into thinking about what the “Suprise” may be: New forum skins, new mods, or both. Everyone had their own guesses. However, never would those involved be allowed to reveal the secret.
Then one particular guess came. This guess made the pinks and Gale think: they loved the idea. Gale would become the Super Captain of the ship. The Blues loved the idea, as well as the Green who’d been to a hotel west of Las Vegas. So the pinks decided to say yes. Ten minutes later, Gale was just like the captain: dark blue and dapper. Some of the regular blues didn’t believe the act and others wanted proof. Alex was one of these people, saying, “If you’re the captain, then make me a strike-through in jail.” The next thing you knew, the pinks made that happen for Alex. The same happened for a man named Wariopower, but he became a green.
However, during all this, the real captain began to push back the the date of the “Suprise”, from two days, and then to a week. But the pinks kept this secret from the blues. They were having a very merry time with Gale. The captain, was in his quarters through all of this, as he steered the ship. If he’d have come out, the hoax would have all been over. But he had bigger things to worry about as he looked ahead to see a giant iceberg. Seeing it, he began to steer the ship, trying to avoid the ice, he didn’t want to damage the “unsinkable” ship that easily.
As he did, madness erupted, people ran as the ship made the sharp turn to avoid the ship sinker of the North Seas. Even with the valiant effort of the captain, the ship began to sink as it crashed into the iceberg. Everyone ran for the lifeboats, as the pinks and Gale got separated. Everyone was in a panic. Luckily, all of the pinks and greens, and most of the blues, were saved in the lifeboats, as they escaped the sinking horror of the
RMS Titanic. The real “Suprise” would never be known, the time never came for it to be revealed and Gale left a simple green again.
There was one more part of Gale’s history though. Some time after his time as Super Captain, Gale became a red, the one group of people no one wanted to be a part of. The Pinks would always remember their time with Gale; they would cherish it always.
Afro closed the book astonished, as he read the end, it was marked with hidden, so no one would remember the misfortune of the
RMS Titanic. He’d never heard the story before and was saddened by the fact that many others would never be able to hear its tale.
I guess this one was decent. The only problem is it did not follow the plot of Titanic at all. I'm guessing Gale is Jack, but where is Rose?
5/10
