Finished The Challenge: Season Two

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Oh, I get it. You linked to Joeypals!! because he's a joke.

I didn't laugh, but I did see what you did there. -1
 
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I'll post a quick update on the Challenge to let everyone know the state of affairs. I'll list everyone as well as whether or not they posted, plus the cumulative score so far.

Team Ninja:
DNA +1
ShadowLugia +1
Hatman
hipoke
Yoshidude10 -1
Porygon-X
Guilty Spark +1
Snivylover555
BrOkenICE
Pokemon99

Cumulative Score: +2

Team Nightmare:
Guy89 +1
Hyperbeem -1
Rock Wrecker
Bippa201 -1
HypnoticLuxray
Xdogking -1
P0KEVORTEX
catutie
Afro-G
oyeah1988 - ??

Cumulative Score: -2
 
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I love how I'm the only one on the team that made them lose a point...I can never make TDL laugh, whatever I do...:(
 
RE: The Challenge: Season Two

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."


My try.
 
RE: The Challenge: Season Two

A blonde and lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, very tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over toward the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists (as lawyers are wont to do) and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00 and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to the torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and Library of Congress, still no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, all to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches in her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
 
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I really hope that Professor Juniper made this problem better, not worse.
 
RE: The Challenge: Season Two

Vidéos sont permis, non?

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skejhu_NWrg[/video]

Oh god I have a headache.
 
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^no comment on that.

I don't know why I watched that.

We better make a come back. Everyone talk to me before you post anything from now on.
 
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P99: mhm, you got me to smile. That's not a laugh, but that's close.
HL: lol :> +1
RW: -1 Seen it before.
Ice: Hey, can you link that video please? I can't view videos on my Iphone.
Everyone: anyone who does not post tomorrow makes their team lose one point each.
 
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Team Ninja:
DNA +1
ShadowLugia +1
Hatman
hipoke
Yoshidude10 -1
Porygon-X
Guilty Spark +1
Snivylover555
BrOkenICE
Pokemon99 -1

Cumulative Score: +1

Team Nightmare:
Guy89 +1
Hyperbeem -1
Rock Wrecker -1
Bippa201 -1
HypnoticLuxray +1
Xdogking -1
P0KEVORTEX
catutie
Afro-G
oyeah1988 - ??

Cumulative Score: -2

Just updating the scores from DNA's previous post. Looks like the game could go in any team's favor.
 
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oyeah: I laughed at some parts +1
Ice: SEEN IT! :C -1
 
RE: The Challenge: Season Two

Still no change...but the majority of our team has posted, which is important. I have doubts about some members posting jokes anyway.
 
RE: The Challenge: Season Two

Wait, TDL, was Pokemon99's post a +1, +0, or -1? I don't think you said anywhere...
 
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