Writing The cheese poem

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Fridge

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Please take this poem seriously as I spent hours over it and its my life's work and I want to publish it in a book one day and be a famous cheese poet so please dont be mean to me about it i love you k bi


Me and My Bud Milton
Stayin’ at the Hilton
Hungry for some stilton,
Fall to the floor, bruise my knee
Open the fridge and eat some brie

I get these cravings
For parmesan shavings
Babybell mini,
Cheese from New Guinea
Cheese from a tinny
Or even from the binny

I eat cheese all day and night
Chedder’s juicy, cheesy bite,
Mozzerlla bought from
And Italian fella
Don’t like to sell –er’
But I give him a good price
And never give my cheese to the mice

There’s always some feta
For worse or for better
When you’re posting a letter
Or wearing a sweater
Bullying a bed-wetter
Never say never
To a nice bit of feta

Gorgonzola
Or coca cola
Playing a viola
Living in Angola

Dont buy those cheese strings
Processed rubbish things
The misery it all brings
The stuff you get in burger king’s
Cheese burger with cheese strings
 
Dude, It's a poem about cheese, how could I hate it.;)
But in all seriousness I do like it and your life has been well spent now.

@Yoshidude10: I think by binny he meant like a bin.
Brie I assume is a type of cheese. I'm not sure though, I guess I'm a disgrace to all the cheese lovers everywhere. DX

Please correct me on those things if I am wrong Mr.Fridge, because I feel like I am....
 
It's kind of hard to take a poem about cheese seriously, especially when it's so 'rotflol' hilarious. The only problem I spotted was that you misspelled the word 'price' about halfway through this (you had 'pirce' instead, otherwise there wasn't anything majorly wrong).
 
Just a note: This was not meant to be taken seriously at all. it was a testament to my boredom if anything. Glad you all thought it was funny though! :)

EDIT: Brie is a type of cheese. I dunno if you have it in America, it's British. 'Binny' is the word 'bin' as in tashcan but made to rhyme.
 
No.
 
Query: is there a reason I'm unaware of why this was closed, PMJ?
 
Yeah, I just didn't tell you. The main reason I didn't is because I don't have to, and now that I think of it that's actually the only reason.

However, since we're mod pals and writing cohorts I'll tell you - I locked this because it's stupid. Fridge admitted himself it's not to be taken seriously (those are called jokes) and he only wrote it because he was bored.

So yeah.
 
Alright then. I was just wondering. I had no problem with this myself, but if you thought it was bad, then it's okay. I wasn't going to reopen it or anything; I just wanted to know what was what.
 
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