Playthrough The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - BEGIN 6

Scorched Feathers

Aspiring Trainer
Member
No, I am not bandwagoning.
Anyway, I was inspired by DNA-Zama's CMT and have started a nuzlocke. yey.

<MEIKO> : Uggg
<MEIKO> : Where am I?
* MEIKO looks in the mirror
<MEIKO> : W-wha-WHAT!?
<MEIKO> : WHY AM I A GIRL
<MEIKO> : WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSS​

I had woken up in a relatively unfamiliar Bedroom.
It certainly wasn't a place I'd been before, so I got up and walked around -- There was a TV, a Live Report on sightings of a Red Gyarados was being shown, with me having woken up at the end of it.

<MEIKO> : Psssssh
<MEIKO> : They should go to Johto
<MEIKO> : They're literally spewing them out.

I decide to leave this scary bedroom and make my way down the stairs, where a Lady with Blue Hair that looks like it's been in a bowl for a year awaits.

<Mom> : Oh, honey. You're awake.
<MEIKO> : Wut
<MEIKO> : Who are you
<Mom> : I'm your Mom.
<MEIKO> : This is weird.
<MEIKO> : I'd best be going.
*MEIKO has left #MEIKOHouse​

After escaping from the woman who claimed to be my mother, I decided to head out of town.

<Guy> : Hey, MEIKO! KAITO was looking for you. I bet he's in his house.
<MEIKO> : kthx
*MEIKO has joined #KAITOHouse
<MEIKO> : o/
<KAITO> : \o
<MEIKO> : Why am I here
<MEIKO> : EXPLAIN
<KAITO> : idk
<KAITO> : It's weird.
<MEIKO> : mmk
<KAITO> : Anyway
<KAITO> : I wanna go to Lake Verity.
<MEIKO> : y
<KAITO> : b/c I wanna see if there's any truth to those Gyarados sightings
<KAITO> : If you don't come, I'm fining you a Million Dollars!
<MEIKO> : Fain​

And with that, we headed to the entrance of Lake Verity, where we saw an Old Man and some Guy talking about stuff. They soon cleared off, the Old Man politely asking us to stand aside. Now we could go and find any truth in this corrupt news story.

<KAITO> : Hey look those guys left a briefcase let's check it out
<MEIKO> : Sure I guess
<Starly> : AMBUSSH!
<MEIKO> : fml
*MEIKO opens the briefcase
<MEIKO> : KAITO
<KAITO> : ?
<MEIKO> : There are pogeymans in here.
<MEIKO> : They seem to be the Sinnoh starters.
*MEIKO picks Chimchar
*KAITO picks Piplup
<KAITO> : I AM ALWAYS WIN
<MEIKO> : Damn Japanglish​

We proceed to roll the Starly.
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME!
<KAITO> : no
<MEIKO> : ;-;
<KAITO> : Wut now
<MEIKO> : idk
<MEIKO> : I think this is a Nuzlocke
<MEIKO> : Imma grind
<KAITO> : k​
After Dream Smashing the Starly, I realize that a spectral object identifying itself as "Mom" is trying to communicate with me as I try to Grind.

<Mom> : Don't go out into the grass, it's dangerous!
<MEIKO> : fain
*MEIKO huff
*Meiko has joined #MEIKOHouse
<Mom> : Hmmm
<Mom> : The Old Man you spoke to was probably called Professor Arceus, maybe you should go and see him in his lab.
<Mom> : I mean, going to Sandgem town is like an adventure, right?
<MEIKO> : k
<Mom> : Also, please take these running shoes with you dear.
<MEIKO> : kthx
*MEIKO has left #MEIKOHouse
*MEIKO runs​

After yet again escaping from the Bowl-hair woman, I make my cautious way to Route 201, cautious of more Bowl-haired women jumping me and claiming to be my aunt.

*MEIKO has joined #Route201
<Bidoof> : yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup
<MEIKO> : fml a Bidoof
<MEIKO> : good thing I don't have any Pokéballs on me.
<MEIKO> : Chimchar, smash
<Bidoof> : Yupyupyupyu-
*Bidoof faints​

After destroying one Bidoof, Chimchar begins to smash entire Hordes of them
...Wait
This isn't Gen VI
Still, he smashes them all. I decide now to finally head for Sandgem town.

*MEIKO has joined #Sandgem
<Lucas> : Hi! I've been waiting for you!
<MEIKO> : No you haven't
<Lucas> : Yes I have!
<MEIKO> : No you haven't
<Lucas> : Anyway, please come with me. Professor Arceus is waiting to see you.
*MEIKO has joined #La-
<KAITO> : THUD!!
<KAITO>: What the... oh it's you MEIKO.
<MEIKO> : Hai
<KAITO> : That old guy isn't as scary as I'd thought
<KAITO> : Anyway cya MEIKO
<MEIKO> : o/
<KAITO> : \o
*KAITO has left #Sandgem
<Lucas> : What was that?!
<MEIKO> : KAITO. He's always rushing
<Lucas> : ikr
<Lucas> : Let's go in.
*MEIKO has joined #Lab​

This was one of the first labs I'd been in, and it was certainly very Science-y. It had lots of Shelves and Bookcases and Displays, there was so much going on that I hadn't noticed the Professor.

<ProfArceus> : ...
<MEIKO> : KA? What are you doing here?
<ProfArceus> : I'm a professor.
<MEIKO> : Yes you are.
<MEIKO> : Are all the /important/ characters going to be PB members?
<ProfArceus> : Yup
<MEIKO> : k
<ProfArceus> : Now, do you want to nickname that Chimchar?
<MEIKO> : Yis
<ProfArceus> : What would you like to name it?
<MEIKO> : Dracarys.
<Dracarys> : awww yis
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME!
<Dracarys> : no
<ProfArceus> : no
<MEIKO> : ;-;
<ProfArceus> : You and Dracarys are bonding well, it seems. I'll entrust you with him.
<MEIKO> : yey
<ProfArceus> : In exchange...
<MEIKO> : ?
<ProfArceus> : Will you take this Pokédex and discover the Pokémon of the Sinnoh region?
<MEIKO> : k
*MEIKO has left #Lab​
<Lucas> : Now that you have the Pokédex, I'd best show you ar-
<MEIKO> : /skiptutorial
<Lucas> : ...;-;
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME!
<Lucas> : No.
<MEIKO> ;-;
<Lucas> : You'd best go tell your mother that you're going on an adventure.
<MEIKO> : That Bowl-haired witch is not my mother!
<Lucas> : still go tell her
<MEIKO> : ..fain
*MEIKO has left #Sandgem​

I hate the fact that I have to go and tell that Bowl-haired lady that I'm going somewhere, but the game forces me to. I'll grind along the way, I decide.

*MEIKO has joined #Twinleaf
<MEIKO> : Am I going to have to come back here every 5 minutes?
*MEIKO has joined #MEIKOHouse
<Mom> : Welcome home, MEIKO. Are you healthy?
<MEIKO> : Creepo.
<Mom> : Take a quick rest dear.
<MEIKO> : I don't think thi-
*MEIKO is enveloped in darkness
<MEIKO> : Damn Bowlhair Lady​

After that, I begin to run out of the house, when KAITO's Mom appears.

<KAITOsMom> : Excuse me, is my little KAITO here?
<MEIKO> : Ugh, more women claiming to be people's mothers.
<Mom> : Oh? No, he's not...
<KAITOsMom> : Oh... He must have left already...
<KAITOsMom> : He shouted about going on an adventure, then he bolted.
<MEIKO> : ugh... This gaaaame
*MEIKO is asked to deliver a parcel
<MEIKO> : Wut
<MEIKO> : Can I go if I do?
<Mom> : Yes
<MEIKO> : w00t
*MEIKO has left #MEIKOHouse​

And off to Jubilife I go!

*MEIKO has joined #Route202
<Lucas> : o/
<MEIKO> : \o
<Lucas> : MEIKO, do you know how to catch Pokémon.
<MEIKO> : Of course, you dolt.
<Lucas> : I'll still show yo-
<MEIKO> : /skiptutorial
<MEIKO> : PRAISE MEEEEE
<Lucas> : Nu ;-;
<MEIKO> : :3
<Lucas> : Here, have some Pokéballs.
<MEIKO> : kthxbai
*Lucas has left #Route202
<MEIKO> : Now, time to find my next Pokémo-
<Bidoof> : Yupyupyup
<MEIKO> : fml
*Truffle joined the Party!
<Truffle> : :3
<Dracarys> : hawt
<MEIKO> : Off to grind we go!​

Now with a new addition, we head off to grind everyone to level 10.
...only for Truffle to die in her first battle.

<Dracarys> : Aww
<Dracarys> : I might have loved her...
<MEIKO> : She was a Bidoof
<MEIKO> : You can do better.​

Nevertheless, I grind Dracarys up to level 10 and Dream Smash the route.
<MEIKO> : Ugh
<MEIKO> : I hate Jubilife
<Dracarys> : why
<MEIKO> : ITS TOO DAMN HAPPY AND IM BRITISH
<Dracarys> : lol​

I heal up Dracarys, then head for the Trainer School

*MEIKO has joined #Trainerschool
<Nerd1> : Hey
<MEIKO> : Wut
<Nerd1> : Battle me
<MEIKO> : k​

He has a Level 6 Abra. Surprisingly, it actually knew and attacking move: Hidden Power. Dracarys Dream Smash.

<Nerd2> : Now
<Nerd2> : Battle me
<MEIKO> : lolk​

She has another level 6 Abra.
Dracarys level 12 woo

<Nerd1> : Have this Hidden Power TM
<Nerd1> : You seem strong beca-
<MEIKO> : kthx
<KAITO> : o/
<MEIKO> : \o
<KAITO> : idk why I'm here some old guy tricked me into thinking it was a gym
*MEIKO gives KAITO the Parcel
<KAITO> : ooo town map
<KAITO> : wait why are there 2
<KAITO> : you take one
<KAITO> : Bai
<MEIKO> : Bai
*KAITO has left #Trainerschool
*MEIKO has left #Trainerschool
<MEIKO> : Right then time to get a new Poké-
<PokétchMan> : Oh, oh, oh?
<MEIKO> : Oh not this
<MEIKO> : /skip
<PokétchMan> : ;-;
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME!
<PokétchMan> : no ;-;
*MEIKO got a Pokétch
<MEIKO> : Now for a new Pokémon
*MEIKO has joined #Route204
<MEIKO> : Ugh a Kricketot
*Muse has joined the Party!
<Muse> : Yay
<MEIKO> : At least this one can speak.
<Dracarys> : ikr​

Now equipped with Potions, I head out to grind Muse.

CURRENT TEAM:
Dracarys (Chimchar) Lv.12
Muse (Kricketot) Lv.6
I always hate grinding, in fact, I hate a lot of things. Maybe it's because I'm British.

<MEIKO> : Right then.
<MEIKO> : GRINDING TIME~
<Muse> : Oh no
<Muse> : I have Bide as my only attacking move tbh
<Dracarys> : fml I'm gonna be doing a lot of work today right
<MEIKO> : yup
<Dracarys> : fml
*MEIKO has joined #Route204
<MEIKO> : /skipdreamsmash
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME
<Trainers> : no
<MEIKO> : fain​

After a while of switching between Dracarys and Muse, something begins to happen, something strange. In fact, both of my Pokémon were glowing.

<Muse> : What
<Dracarys> : Aww yiss
<MEIKO> : EVOLUTION TIME BABY
*Muse evolved into Kricketune!
*Dracarys evolved into Monferno!
*Dracarys got Mach Punch!
<Dracarys> : Aww yiss
<Muse> : I feel so full of... Self-Esteem!
<Muse> : I feel... classy.
<MEIKO> : Good
<MEIKO> : We needed a classy team member.​

After evolutions, I healed my Pokémon and headed for the next route. When I arrived, KAITO was standing in the middle of the road, seemingly waiting for someone. It turned out the he was waiting for me.

<KAITO> : o/
<MEIKO> : \o
<KAITO> : Hey MEIKO
<MEIKO> : ?
<KAITO> : Battle plz
<MEIKO> : k​

And so it begins.
He has two Pokémon, the first being a Starly, the second I can only assume to be his Piplup.
DREAMSMASH MODE ACTIVATE
Heck, Muse floored his Piplup with Classy Fury Cutters.

<KAITO> : wut
<KAITO> : How did I lose
<MEIKO> : Me and my Pokémon are 2classy4u
<KAITO> : lol
<KAITO> : Anyway cya
*KAITO has left #Route203
<MEIKO> : Well
<MEIKO> : Time for a new poke
<MEIKO> : OMGYESSTARLY
*Koutei has joined the Party!
<Koutei> : PRAISE ME
<MEIKO> : Hush
<MEIKO> : You aren't Fletchling
<Koutei> : ;-;​

Off to grind Koutei~

CURRENT TEAM:
Dracarys (Monferno) Lv.14
Muse (Kricketune) Lv.10
Koutei (Starly) Lv. 5
ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE OF-
I stopped, feeling that I was ripping someone off.
Anyway, I didn't feel at all tired, even after grinding Koutei up on the poor Trainers of this route, him 2HKOing everything in sight, even with quick attack. Seriously, quick attack. Koutei is now recognized as the BAMF of the team.

<Koutei> : Hell yiss
<Dracarys> : Damn bird
<Dracarys> : Usurping me
<Muse> : This Starly intrigues me.
<Muse> : Say, good sir, what is your nature?
<Koutei> : Ada-
<MEIKO> : Adamant.
<Koutei> : Gee MEIKO
<Koutei> : No need to interrupt me.
<MEIKO> : Sorry, I do that.
<Muse> : Ah, I see! You have a boost to your Attack stat, young fellow.
<Koutei> : Oh please
<Koutei> : I have a higher Attack stat
<Muse> : Actually, you do not, my friend.
<Muse> : I have an Attack stat of 25, you have a stat of 17, and my good friend Dracarys here has a stat of 34.
<Koutei> : fml
<Koutei> : I could still murder you anyway.
<MEIKO> : guise
<MEIKO> : Time for a new team member.
<MEIKO> : Of course, it had to be a Geodude.
<Geodude> : Geo geo
<Geodude> : jk
*Geo Stelar has joined the Party!
<Geo Stelar > : So what now
<MEIKO> : To Oreburgh!​

Some hiker guy proceeds to give me rock smash, which I give to Muse, and I sweep the two trainers with Him and Koutei. I then enter Oreburgh

*MEIKO has joined #Oreburgh
<DrohnKid> : Hey, you!
<MEIKO> : /skip
<DrohnKid> : aww
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME
<DrohnKid> : no
<MEIKO> : ;w;
<KAITO> : o/
<MEIKO> : o/
<KAITO> : are you looking for the gl
<KAITO> : she went into the mines
<KAITO> : I got my badge already
<KAITO> : cya
<MEIKO> : kthxbai
*KAITO has left #Oreburgh​

And off to the mine I went...

<MEIKO> : Let's see what I can find
<Geodude> : geo geo
<MEIKO> : DUPES
<Zubat> : o/
<MEIKO> : yis
*Camazotz has joined the Party!
<Camazotz> : I vil zak yor blud
<MEIKO> : no
<Camazotz> : jk
<MEIKO> : anyway
<MEIKO> : off to find the GL
<+Athena> : ?
<+Athena> : I'm the leader here.
<+Athena> : Sorry for any inconvenience caused by me not being in my gym
<+Athena> : I wanted to smash pretty rocks.
<MEIKO> : She was nice.​

And now, off to the gym I go~
But first, I have another catch here in Oreburgh.
Aw yis Nuzlocke
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke

* Renames thread "The Dark Lord's Roflocke" *

You picked Chimchar! :D He's my favourite starter in generation 4.

MEIKO and KAITO Vocaloids are win. Looking forward to read the rest of your Roflocke. I like your writing style. :D
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke

Arigatou

NOW FOR CHAPTER ZWEI
After Dream Smashing the Starly, I realize that a spectral object identifying itself as "Mom" is trying to communicate with me as I try to Grind.

<Mom> : Don't go out into the grass, it's dangerous!
<MEIKO> : fain
*MEIKO huff
*Meiko has joined #MEIKOHouse
<Mom> : Hmmm
<Mom> : The Old Man you spoke to was probably called Professor Arceus, maybe you should go and see him in his lab.
<Mom> : I mean, going to Sandgem town is like an adventure, right?
<MEIKO> : k
<Mom> : Also, please take these running shoes with you dear.
<MEIKO> : kthx
*MEIKO has left #MEIKOHouse
*MEIKO runs​

After yet again escaping from the Bowl-hair woman, I make my cautious way to Route 201, cautious of more Bowl-haired women jumping me and claiming to be my aunt.

*MEIKO has joined #Route201
<Bidoof> : yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup
<MEIKO> : fml a Bidoof
<MEIKO> : good thing I don't have any Pokéballs on me.
<MEIKO> : Chimchar, smash
<Bidoof> : Yupyupyupyu-
*Bidoof faints​

After destroying one Bidoof, Chimchar begins to smash entire Hordes of them
...Wait
This isn't Gen VI
Still, he smashes them all. I decide now to finally head for Sandgem town.

*MEIKO has joined #Sandgem
<Lucas> : Hi! I've been waiting for you!
<MEIKO> : No you haven't
<Lucas> : Yes I have!
<MEIKO> : No you haven't
<Lucas> : Anyway, please come with me. Professor Arceus is waiting to see you.
*MEIKO has joined #La-
<KAITO> : THUD!!
<KAITO>: What the... oh it's you MEIKO.
<MEIKO> : Hai
<KAITO> : That old guy isn't as scary as I'd thought
<KAITO> : Anyway cya MEIKO
<MEIKO> : o/
<KAITO> : \o
*KAITO has left #Sandgem
<Lucas> : What was that?!
<MEIKO> : KAITO. He's always rushing
<Lucas> : ikr
<Lucas> : Let's go in.
*MEIKO has joined #Lab​

This was one of the first labs I'd been in, and it was certainly very Science-y. It had lots of Shelves and Bookcases and Displays, there was so much going on that I hadn't noticed the Professor.

<ProfArceus> : ...
<MEIKO> : KA? What are you doing here?
<ProfArceus> : I'm a professor.
<MEIKO> : Yes you are.
<MEIKO> : Are all the /important/ characters going to be PB members?
<ProfArceus> : Yup
<MEIKO> : k
<ProfArceus> : Now, do you want to nickname that Chimchar?
<MEIKO> : Yis
<ProfArceus> : What would you like to name it?
<MEIKO> : Dracarys.
<Dracarys> : awww yis
<ProfArceus> : You and Dracarys are bonding well, it seems. I'll entrust you with him.
<MEIKO> : yey
<ProfArceus> : In exchange...
<MEIKO> : ?
<ProfArceus> : Will you take this Pokédex and discover the Pokémon of the Sinnoh region?
<MEIKO> : k
*MEIKO has left #Lab​

Hooray for chapter 2!
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke

This is great. :)
I feel sorry for Piplup though. With everyone using TorTERROR and Chimchar, the penguin isn't getting any love. :(
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke

Keeper of Night said:
This is great. :)
I feel sorry for Piplup though. With everyone using TorTERROR and Chimchar, the penguin isn't getting any love. :(

Don't worry
Penguins are awesome
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - Chapter 2 up!

I was inspired by DNA-Zama's CMT
<3
Since this is Dread Lord Nuzlocke, you are required to say "PRAISE ME" at least once per chapter.
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - Chapter 2 up!

* Renames thread "The Dark Lord's Nuzlmao" *

Great new chapter. Some good laughs. What level is Dracarys now? Love the nickname! :D
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - Chapter 2 up!

CHAPTER SAN HERE WE CAM
<Lucas> : Now that you have the Pokédex, I'd best show you ar-
<MEIKO> : /skiptutorial
<Lucas> : ...;-;
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME!
<Lucas> : No.
<MEIKO> ;-;
<Lucas> : You'd best go tell your mother that you're going on an adventure.
<MEIKO> : That Bowl-haired witch is not my mother!
<Lucas> : still go tell her
<MEIKO> : ..fain
*MEIKO has left #Sandgem​

I hate the fact that I have to go and tell that Bowl-haired lady that I'm going somewhere, but the game forces me to. I'll grind along the way, I decide.

*MEIKO has joined #Twinleaf
<MEIKO> : Am I going to have to come back here every 5 minutes?
*MEIKO has joined #MEIKOHouse
<Mom> : Welcome home, MEIKO. Are you healthy?
<MEIKO> : Creepo.
<Mom> : Take a quick rest dear.
<MEIKO> : I don't think thi-
*MEIKO is enveloped in darkness
<MEIKO> : Damn Bowlhair Lady​

After that, I begin to run out of the house, when KAITO's Mom appears.

<KAITOsMom> : Excuse me, is my little KAITO here?
<MEIKO> : Ugh, more women claiming to be people's mothers.
<Mom> : Oh? No, he's not...
<KAITOsMom> : Oh... He must have left already...
<KAITOsMom> : He shouted about going on an adventure, then he bolted.
<MEIKO> : ugh... This gaaaame
*MEIKO is asked to deliver a parcel
<MEIKO> : Wut
<MEIKO> : Can I go if I do?
<Mom> : Yes
<MEIKO> : w00t
*MEIKO has left #MEIKOHouse​

And off to Jubilife I go!

*MEIKO has joined #Route202
<Lucas> : o/
<MEIKO> : \o
<Lucas> : MEIKO, do you know how to catch Pokémon.
<MEIKO> : Of course, you dolt.
<Lucas> : I'll still show yo-
<MEIKO> : /skiptutorial
<MEIKO> : PRAISE MEEEEE
<Lucas> : Nu ;-;
<MEIKO> : :3
<Lucas> : Here, have some Pokéballs.
<MEIKO> : kthxbai
*Lucas has left #Route202
<MEIKO> : Now, time to find my next Pokémo-
<Bidoof> : Yupyupyup
<MEIKO> : fml
*Truffle joined the Party!
<Truffle> : :3
<Dracarys> : hawt
<MEIKO> : Off to grind we go!​

Now with a new addition, we head off to grind everyone to level 10.
...only for Truffle to die in her first battle.

<Dracarys> : Aww
<Dracarys> : I might have loved her...
<MEIKO> : She was a Bidoof
<MEIKO> : You can do better.​

Nevertheless, I grind Dracarys up to level 10 and Dream Smash the route.
IN THE NEXT CHAPTER...
off to Jubilife!
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - Enter Chapter 3!

Wow, I'm sick for a few hours and suddenly there's a new Nuzlocke with 3 chapters. You guys are prolific. Fun going, though! :D
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - Enter Chapter 3!

* Renames thread "The Dark Lord's Nuzlol" *
...only for Truffle to die in her first battle.

<Dracarys> : Aww
<Dracarys> : I might have loved her...
<MEIKO> : She was a Bidoof
<MEIKO> : You can do better.

So much this! Dracarys deserves better than that! <3

Loving the story, so keep it up! :D
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - Enter Chapter 3!

CHAPTAR CUATRO
<MEIKO> : Ugh
<MEIKO> : I hate Jubilife
<Dracarys> : why
<MEIKO> : ITS TOO DAMN HAPPY AND IM BRITISH
<Dracarys> : lol​

I heal up Dracarys, then head for the Trainer School

*MEIKO has joined #Trainerschool
<Nerd1> : Hey
<MEIKO> : Wut
<Nerd1> : Battle me
<MEIKO> : k​

He has a Level 6 Abra. Surprisingly, it actually knew and attacking move: Hidden Power. Dracarys Dream Smash.

<Nerd2> : Now
<Nerd2> : Battle me
<MEIKO> : lolk​

She has another level 6 Abra.
Dracarys level 12 woo

<Nerd1> : Have this Hidden Power TM
<Nerd1> : You seem strong beca-
<MEIKO> : kthx
<KAITO> : o/
<MEIKO> : \o
<KAITO> : idk why I'm here some old guy tricked me into thinking it was a gym
*MEIKO gives KAITO the Parcel
<KAITO> : ooo town map
<KAITO> : wait why are there 2
<KAITO> : you take one
<KAITO> : Bai
<MEIKO> : Bai
*KAITO has left #Trainerschool
*MEIKO has left #Trainerschool
<MEIKO> : Right then time to get a new Poké-
<PokétchMan> : Oh, oh, oh?
<MEIKO> : Oh not this
<MEIKO> : /skip
<PokétchMan> : ;-;
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME!
<PokétchMan> : no ;-;
*MEIKO got a Pokétch
<MEIKO> : Now for a new Pokémon
*MEIKO has joined #Route204
<MEIKO> : Ugh a Kricketot
*Muse has joined the Party!
<Muse> : Yay
<MEIKO> : At least this one can speak.
<Dracarys> : ikr​

Now equipped with Potions, I head out to grind Muse.

CURRENT TEAM:
Dracarys (Chimchar) Lv.12
Muse (Kricketot) Lv.6
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - Up with Chapter 4!

I always hate grinding, in fact, I hate a lot of things. Maybe it's because I'm British.

<MEIKO> : Right then.
<MEIKO> : GRINDING TIME~
<Muse> : Oh no
<Muse> : I have Bide as my only attacking move tbh
<Dracarys> : fml I'm gonna be doing a lot of work today right
<MEIKO> : yup
<Dracarys> : fml
*MEIKO has joined #Route204
<MEIKO> : /skipdreamsmash
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME
<Trainers> : no
<MEIKO> : fain​

After a while of switching between Dracarys and Muse, something begins to happen, something strange. In fact, both of my Pokémon were glowing.

<Muse> : What
<Dracarys> : Aww yiss
<MEIKO> : EVOLUTION TIME BABY
*Muse evolved into Kricketune!
*Dracarys evolved into Monferno!
*Dracarys got Mach Punch!
<Dracarys> : Aww yiss
<Muse> : I feel so full of... Self-Esteem!
<Muse> : I feel... classy.
<MEIKO> : Good
<MEIKO> : We needed a classy team member.​

After evolutions, I healed my Pokémon and headed for the next route. When I arrived, KAITO was standing in the middle of the road, seemingly waiting for someone. It turned out the he was waiting for me.

<KAITO> : o/
<MEIKO> : \o
<KAITO> : Hey MEIKO
<MEIKO> : ?
<KAITO> : Battle plz
<MEIKO> : k​

And so it begins.
He has two Pokémon, the first being a Starly, the second I can only assume to be his Piplup.
DREAMSMASH MODE ACTIVATE
Heck, Muse floored his Piplup with Classy Fury Cutters.

<KAITO> : wut
<KAITO> : How did I lose
<MEIKO> : Me and my Pokémon are 2classy4u
<KAITO> : lol
<KAITO> : Anyway cya
*KAITO has left #Route203
<MEIKO> : Well
<MEIKO> : Time for a new poke
<MEIKO> : OMGYESSTARLY
*Koutei has joined the Party!
<Koutei> : PRAISE ME
<MEIKO> : Hush
<MEIKO> : You aren't Fletchling
<Koutei> : ;-;​

Off to grind Koutei~

CURRENT TEAM:
Dracarys (Monferno) Lv.14
Muse (Kricketune) Lv.10
Koutei (Starly) Lv. 5
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - SUDDENLY 5

KAITO confirmed cheating on Nuzlocke. His Pokémon died already.

Good story, keep it up! :D Your writing always makes me laugh. <3
 
RE: The Dark Lord's Nuzlocke - SUDDENLY 5

Chaptr sechs
ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE OF-
I stopped, feeling that I was ripping someone off.
Anyway, I didn't feel at all tired, even after grinding Koutei up on the poor Trainers of this route, him 2HKOing everything in sight, even with quick attack. Seriously, quick attack. Koutei is now recognized as the BAMF of the team.

<Koutei> : Hell yiss
<Dracarys> : Damn bird
<Dracarys> : Usurping me
<Muse> : This Starly intrigues me.
<Muse> : Say, good sir, what is your nature?
<Koutei> : Ada-
<MEIKO> : Adamant.
<Koutei> : Gee MEIKO
<Koutei> : No need to interrupt me.
<MEIKO> : Sorry, I do that.
<Muse> : Ah, I see! You have a boost to your Attack stat, young fellow.
<Koutei> : Oh please
<Koutei> : I have a higher Attack stat
<Muse> : Actually, you do not, my friend.
<Muse> : I have an Attack stat of 25, you have a stat of 17, and my good friend Dracarys here has a stat of 34.
<Koutei> : fml
<Koutei> : I could still murder you anyway.
<MEIKO> : guise
<MEIKO> : Time for a new team member.
<MEIKO> : Of course, it had to be a Geodude.
<Geodude> : Geo geo
<Geodude> : jk
*Geo Stelar has joined the Party!
<Geo Stelar > : So what now
<MEIKO> : To Oreburgh!​

Some hiker guy proceeds to give me rock smash, which I give to Muse, and I sweep the two trainers with Him and Koutei. I then enter Oreburgh

*MEIKO has joined #Oreburgh
<DrohnKid> : Hey, you!
<MEIKO> : /skip
<DrohnKid> : aww
<MEIKO> : PRAISE ME
<DrohnKid> : no
<MEIKO> : ;w;
<KAITO> : o/
<MEIKO> : o/
<KAITO> : are you looking for the gl
<KAITO> : she went into the mines
<KAITO> : I got my badge already
<KAITO> : cya
<MEIKO> : kthxbai
*KAITO has left #Oreburgh​

And off to the mine I went...

<MEIKO> : Let's see what I can find
<Geodude> : geo geo
<MEIKO> : DUPES
<Zubat> : o/
<MEIKO> : yis
*Camazotz has joined the Party!
<Camazotz> : I vil zak yor blud
<MEIKO> : no
<Camazotz> : jk
<MEIKO> : anyway
<MEIKO> : off to find the GL
<+Athena> : ?
<+Athena> : I'm the leader here.
<+Athena> : Sorry for any inconvenience caused by me not being in my gym
<+Athena> : I wanted to smash pretty rocks.
<MEIKO> : She was nice.​

And now, off to the gym I go~
But first, I have another catch here in Oreburgh.

I know these are short, but I plan to do them daily.
 
You're such a trooper for making up dialog for me when I failed miserably over IRC. Then again, I was put on the spot, and I'm terrible at improv, so I guess we all should have known better.
 
<+Athena> : I wanted to smash pretty rocks.
Don't you mean ugly rocks? What is there to gain from smashing the pretty ones?
 
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