Why should I have to stare at them in the magazine when they're all over me? XD
Honestly though, they're all too bony, like a stick you could just break in half...not enough meat. Don't make fun of me; you know it's true dudes, unless you actually find that visually attracting. (Bah, everyone has different tastes...)
Have you ever known someone that you really care about, but the last thing you said to them before they died was very mean and hurtful and you totally wished that you could've went back in time to change all that? (No spiderman reference intended)