The "I PWNed you SO badly" thread.

playing in a tournament for a platinum blister pack i was playing against a deck that completely kills me every time i play it I ended up hitting for 320 a turn using sceptile AR/sceptile GE combo
 
EspeonROX said:
I have a Dialga G start with an SP Energy, a {P} Energy, and an Energy Gain in my hand. My opponent has a lone Dialga PT #5 out. I go first. I Deafen. He has nothing. I make the stupid mistake and I Deafen after Energy Gain and an SP Energy attach. He has nothing. I Deafen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? He pulls a POV and starts to set up some annoying Duskulls and Dusknoirs. He came back to haunt me, no pun intended. I would lose with a Prize Card left. X|

Celebi: Don't you hate those moments? "Aw, MAN! I should've done this before!" *facepalm*
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Yeah ugh I have so many of those. What else? In one Cities I miscounted on Psychic Connect and lost only due to that. :/ In a Battle Roads I had 4 cards left in my deck after Cyrusing for an energy and I decided not to take the Power Spray so I don't deck. If I had taken it or she hadn't topdecked VS seeker then I would have won by Spraying her Bright Look and using my own Bright Look (she had used all 4 Sprays). I would be 31-3 right now if it weren't for those two things, assuming I won the next round and Top 2 in the Cities. Oh yeah and I had another terrible one in the last round of Worlds. I was like, "okay so I just have to Retreat and I win. But first I'll cosmic power." Of course, I forget to retreat afterward. I would have won without question if I didn't and possibly made Top 32 though even then it would have been seriously unlikely if not impossible.

But that Nationals one I still haven't gotten over considering my deck was built to be able to handle Deafen and it was my most tested matchup (my Top 8 and Top 4 matches would have been Dialga G and Top 2 would have been Gallade, which I didn't test at all). Aww well, maybe this season. ;p
 
About three matches me with Dialga/Garchomp vs. a Fossil Deck. Got Deafen T2 off every game and donked with Second Strike. Then I played Blazeray, had a bad setup and Kabutops/Omastar killed like everything. ._.

dmaster out.
 
ThePokemonProfessor said:
I have a few:
1. Got 180 dmg first turn FTW with Shuppet Donk. Pwn'ed
2. Got a T2 Fire Spin with Heatran Lv.X burn on Speedrill at Worlds last year
3. T1 Win ageinst SP with Machamp.
4. Killed my opponent's only basic on T1 without using Fade Out with Shuppet donk using Crobat/Poke Turns/Poke Blowers. Pwn'ed

And the one that I got pwn'ed in:
Using Shuppet Donk I got stuck behind a Spirtomb wall T1-T3 and he got out a Flygon Lv.X with 3 energy and killed my only Pokemon, Mr. Mime
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I am sorry, and I hope you don't mind my asking but:

You ran something with Heatran X at WORLDS? What were you playing, if you don't mind?
 
During the spring Battle Roads I was playing my friend Jon Sedlak (weavile132). He was playing Dark Flygon and I was playing Machamp. We went 2 turns each, and he had only a Flygon Lv.X out with 3 damage on it, and I had a Machamp with 1 energy. I attached a second energy and used Hurricane Punch.

4 Heads! :D

I later went on to win the tourney. (Don't ask why I played Machamp, I wasn't thinking)
 
Try to beat that. Finals at one city, I forgot to put down my prizes so the judge said "Prize-Loss", my opponent drew his prize. He started with a lone Blissey while I has a single Ralts. He started, attached Energy, passed. I used Bebe's Search into Gallade, Rare Candy attached Scamble Energy and then Psychic Cut for the win, so bad ownage :'D
However, another one:
He started with a lone Blaziken FB, passed. I started with SV Magikarp, attached Energy and Expert Belt, flipped two heads. Donk xD
I have thousands of those, also donked with Crobat G and Baltoy SV.
 
Ray Vin said:
You played THE JASON CHIN!!! :p
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Yeah you jinxed it by telling him "You're Jason Chin, you can get out of this." I hate you. :p I would of easily gotten 3rd place instead of 6th and my record would of shot up.
 
i was playing sally with lumineon and dusknoir tech, against a friend at league(he played blazi-chari-blazi) so he was 3 prizes ahead of me after KO'ing my sally with his blaze FB, i sent up lumineon attached energy and flipped tails with fast swim, i did 100 damage so i was 10 short :)
so next turn he just burned me with benched blazikan and het jet shoots me so he is 4 prizes ahead. i send up claydol, warp point, he sends up his damaged charizard (with E-belt) i send up sally, level up and shoot through for
1 prize from KO'ing charizard
1 prize for double fall on charizard
1 prize for zard's E-belt
1 prize for KO'ing benched blaze FB
1 prize for double fall on blaze
thats 5 prizes and it totally made my day.
 
Against CFOURLCOLTSFAN, it took him 5 prizes until his Gyarados was set up, and only cost me one. I Cosmic and top deck a Warp Point and he scoops because Power Swing can kill anything on his bench.
 
I've donked... twice? Both at the same tourny.

Round 3
Guy has baltoy, passes. I have crobat active. Bebe for sableye, attach expert belt, retreat, attach dark and overconfident. GG.

Round 5
Starts with gastly, i start with sableye. Attach dark, overconfident for game
 
I played against a Toxitank with SF T-Tar, and all my opponent's Pokemon had between 70 and 90 HP. Took all 6 prizes at once with spinning tail.
 
I got pwned against Machamp, I had only 1 Palkia G and no other pokemon on the bench and he gets a T1 Machamp donk >.<
 
Oh, did I mention? one time at a cities I got Uxie-donked... by a Salamence deck. o_0 (I started with only Azelf and him Uxie guess which one can actually attack in any deck)
 
At a Battle Road last season I was playing Kingdra. My opponent starts with a lone Mewtwo MD and proclaims "I have too much HP for you to KO me!"

So I draw and about 2 Uxie's and 4 Unown R's later I had a Kingdra with 3 PlusPower's =x
 
Meaty said:
Yeah you jinxed it by telling him "You're Jason Chin, you can get out of this." I hate you. :p I would of easily gotten 3rd place instead of 6th and my record would of shot up.
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I said that he was THE Jason Chin. :p I remember my battle against him my hand was, Macop, Candy, Champ, {F} energy, drawer+, Trapinch, Uxie. :p I was happy when I saw the look on his face when I won. :p
 
It's like my new life goal to beat him lol I started off good only to lose to him in the end in both of the games I've ever played against him.
 
One of my most memorable TCG moments was when I donked a Machop with a Bronzong G

Basically, I went first, I had no bench, a crappy hand (except a Cyrus' but i couldn't use it), and had a Bronzong G active. I attached and ended. He has just a Machop active, Bebe's for Macheap but cant play it. He passes and I topdeck Crobat G. Cyrus for metal and energy gain. Poke Turn the Crobat G, Psychic Pulse the machop for KO.
 
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