The Loch Ness monster is my cousin Johnson.
Alternatively, it is a horribly mutated form of Ness.
Alternatively alternatively we are the Loch Ness monster. And also legend.
(But there's probably nothing there. With modern technology it's only a matter of time until we find this out*)
(I'm too lazy to read two and half pages of arguing over semantics so sorry if any of these have already been stated)
*Even if we do find it, retroactively I'm still right according to this footnote
Alternatively, it is a horribly mutated form of Ness.
Alternatively alternatively we are the Loch Ness monster. And also legend.
(But there's probably nothing there. With modern technology it's only a matter of time until we find this out*)
(I'm too lazy to read two and half pages of arguing over semantics so sorry if any of these have already been stated)
*Even if we do find it, retroactively I'm still right according to this footnote