The Most Embarasing Thing Ever

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When I tried to go on a date with my best friend's best friend.
Then, I went to the movies where we were supposed to meet.
He never came.

I waited for FOUR HOURS for that stupid jerk!


I hate dating. I quit.
 
Two nights ago at work (I'm a stage hand) I knocked some expensive stuff over. This guy totally chewed me out in front of my co workers. I felt like an idiot >.< But luckily nothing broke. I would have been screwed if it did
 
Chiraami said:
Possibly when I only got 98% on an English exam.

lolwut.

shampoo-thief said:
Two nights ago at work (I'm a stage hand) I knocked some expensive stuff over. This guy totally chewed me out in front of my co workers. I felt like an idiot >.< But luckily nothing broke. I would have been screwed if it did

Ouch. That's no fun O_O
Yeah, my Taekwondo instructor bugged out at me (I work there as well) one really bad day he was having, so with me being basically half asleep coming into work at 8 a.m. he got all pissed because I wasn't checking the front desk for customers. >_>
 
Capistrono said:
They made my sister clean out the urinals, which for some reason guys never flush. D:

yeah, it's awful, but I need the money. DX I'm 16, where else am I supposed to work?

Yeah, same here. Though, I'm applying for other places like Best Buy and Target and stuff.

Just to stay on topic, I guess one time I fell infront of people. Good thing it was my family.
 
Well we were watching a movie(Spider Man 3) and this guy said a cuss word and strangly I repeated what he said and it was infront of my family. So I felt like I was going to melt into my seat. o_O My broyher's story told by me: He said he stuck out his third finger in 3rd grade and he had know idea what he did and all the kids gasped and the teacher said "Nick,put that hand down NOW!" So he came crying home in the car.o_O Thats manly it.{D}
 
Well, I have a few things really. I can't decide which was the worst.

First, one time, I believe it was in 2nd Grade, we were learning about plural nouns. My teacher was talking about the irregular plurals like mice and children. So she asked me, "If the plural form of goose is geese, what is the plural form of moose?". Since I wasn't expecting her to ask me, i stupidly replied, "Meese?" My whole class + the teacher started cracking up. It wasn't really that embarassing, but still.

Second, one time, me and my dad were walking home from some place. My mom said she would be gone when we got back, although she might be back by the time we did. I looked behind us, and I saw a car that looked a bit like her car. The car stopped, so I figured it was probably her. I waved to the driver and was about to get in when I noticed 1. that it wasn't my mom driving and 2. the car looked NOTHING like my moms car. I just stepped back, ran to catch up with my dad (who hadn't even noticed lol), and pretended like nothing happened.

And just for the lulz, back in preschool, I was angry at my teacher. I forget why, but I think it was because she gave me a time-out. She dropped something, and when she bent down, WHAM, I kicked her as hard as I could! That wasn't embarassing, persay, but I thought it was close enough.
 
I was speaking loudly and then said that someone was a very rude word. Everyone in the street stopped and looked at me.

Also, I worked in a McDonald's for a while. I needed the toilet, so I went in. All these women were staring at me. I ran out.
 
I got a couple, maybe some more, but those will wait.

I accidentally walked into the Women's bathroom in my school and bumped into my 5th grade teacher. She didn't notice me, so I ran to the Men's bathroom. No sleep is WIN! XP

I was at the mall a week ago, and I saw a girl with a child. She looked like a teenage mom, so I made a baby momma joke.(No offense to teenage moms or dads, it's just a joke.)She then came over to me and asked me if I was making fun of her. I said yes. Then she asked why. (Insert rest of story here) Now we are dating, and that child was her sister.
^Not really embarrassing, but it's a funny story.
 
I played a yellow flower complete with leaves and petals and makeup, and danced on stage with a couple of extra flower dancers. I was seven then. I just wanted to win first prize. How embarrasing.
 
Place: High School

A pep assembly was called for this morning so everyone went to the Gym. They announced a "special slideshow" so the lights went out. All was well for the first half then... a picture of me in my Pokemon Worlds 2005 shirt went up on the projector for the whole school to see... later that day, someone yelled at me on the bus, "If you could fudge a Pokemon, which would it be?!" I ended up saying, "Sorry you swing that way!"...

that day sucked...
 
The most embarrassing thing? Well, last night I was showing my dad this future technology web site on my laptop, and he was interested in it. Then, he became so interested in it that he wanted to see what other *interesting* sites I'd been on (if you're 13 or younger and don't know where this is going, DON'T ask anyone what I'm talking about! I MEAN IT!!!). You can probably see where this is going if you're 14 or older. I felt so embarrassed when he saw the link D: D: D: D: (it wasn't Pokebeach in case you were wondering). This memory will never go away. I remember it like it was yesterday... oh wait, it was! :p
 
I have a similar experience to Timeshift's exept It wasnt me, so basically I was on the computer about a year ago and my parents were having a Barbecue with all my relatives, so I finished eating and went on the computer for a while and my cousin walked in (he's in his early 20's), he pushed me off and went to to google and typed in something innapropriate (some of you can guess where this is going), so he moves away with the page still open and I sit back down ready to close it, but then my mum walkes past and see's it. My cousin was standing behind her and he blamed me, so now to this day my parents randomly walk in to have a look at what I am doing even though I keep telling them it was my cousin.
 
Today I was walking down the halls, because I had to help my teacher with the school pictures, and she tells us to hurry up (Im also walking right next to my friend). As soon as I walk by a classroom door, I totally just trip over my own feet because we're nearly running and fall flat on my face. I was sooo embarrassed, Im just glad there werent very many people to see it.
 
Thanks god i'm not the only one :p(trying to quote dmaster here but i can't?, new most embarrasing moment)
She still ended up going to homecoming w/ me but didn't go out, wasn't a total failure i guess :0
 
me and my friend well we had this nick name for this girl we called choke 'n' laugh and once i called her choke and kiss
 
My friend started talking to me about pokemon. Then somebody overheard him say that and shouted as loud as he could 'JACOB ?$&@/ (don't want to reveal my last name) PLAYS POKEMON?!?'. The WHOLE school heard and the girl I liked never talked to me again.
 
man, these arent really embarassing, i could make most of these work to my advantage. i would think somebody would say something like being pantsed in public(happened to me once, but it worked out VERY WELL and it was one of the best days of my life, but enough about my awesome life...)
the only real embarassing thing in my life thats worth mention was when one time i was bored and clicked on one of those "hit the target, win a prize" scams, i then misclicked on a link and it redirected me to a po(pco)rn site and then mistyped the adress of another site to try to go back to where i was before. later that day my mom checked the internet history and found those two adresses...
 
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