The Never Ending Cheat.

[Snorchu]

until you have done it OVER NINE THOUSAND times (I knew you were after that joke)...

 

[don()shinobi]

...then you get FALCON PAUNCHED! You go the hospital because...

 

[Blaze]

...your face gets divided by 0 and is messed up so bad that your parents faces get messed up and...

 

[xtrabaggage]

the only way too heal yourself is the magic pickle which is obtained by...

 

[Blaze]

...playing all the Pokemon games at the same time, but you must...

 

[don()shinobi]

...play them while doing the Berries and Cream dance, which causes a...

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

massive nuclear bomb to...

 

[Blaze]

...awaken a pseudo-Arceus from its slumber from the evil...

 

[xtrabaggage]

and once you catch it Ashton kutcher says...

You got Punk'd

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

"hey Charlie Brown waz up my homy?" which causes the spontainiously combusting lollipop to...

 

[godzilla898]

destroy your house, which...

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

explode...

 

[Blaze]

...but unless you rub your tummy and pat your head for 10 days, your house will...

 

[Snorchu]

SHOOP DA WHOOP in the direction of...

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

the nearest...

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

illegal Walmart in Guatemala, which is the reason why Santa ate a big fat....

 

[Blaze]

...bad boy who was on his "naughty list" for telling the cops about his illegal...

 

[Paper PokeMaster]

cookie stealing...

 

[Serperior]

so after that head to Beijing so you can...

 

[don()shinobi]

...compete in the burrito eating championship. The prize is...