The Pokémon Project: Gen. 1 - Uprising (RPG)

[Boddy]

" One... year old? And, since you said he, I'll suspect he is a boy. What is his name?"

 

[Kaiserchu]

"His name is Kaiserace, he has 2 brohters and a sister...Say hello Kaiserace..."
The Kaisen Pichu slowly poked his head out from behind Kaiserchu, "H-hello..." stuttered the Pichu...

 

[Boddy]

"Hi there, little alien Pichu!! Do you like mind-numbing television?"

 

[Kaiserchu]

Kaiserace hides again, "Sorry..." Kaiserchu said, "...He's very shy..."

 

[Boddy]

"Well. I suppose I'll be the nanny around here."

 

[Kaiserchu]

"No you will not! I wont have a coward as a nanny..."

 

[Boddy]

"Well... Honestly, you don't seem like the most paternal person here, Kaiserchu."

 

[Kaiserchu]

"Me and my wife managed the children fine, I may not seem parental, but I am!"

 

[Boddy]

"Have you ever gone fishing with Kaiserace?" said Nido.

 

[Kaiserchu]

"Byss dosen't have water, besides, he's only 1 year old..."

 

[Boddy]

"Maybe I should watch him. You might get in an angry rage again soon, and throw something at him. Besides, I have Cheez-Its. All kids love Cheez-Its. Do you want some Cheez-Its, Kaiserace?"

 

[Kaiserchu]

Kaiserchu snarled, "Are you suggesting something, coward?"

 

[Boddy]

"I'm just saying, that if you were my dad, I'd call the cops. And not just the Police Department. 911.

 

[Kaiserchu]

Kaiserchu snarl got harsher, "Are you calling me a bad parent?"

 

[Boddy]

"Didn't I say that right away? But yeah, I guess you could say that. You don't exactly set a good example for Kaiserace. Hey, you know what's funny? We've been out here arguing for a while, and no humans have showed up."

 

[Kaiserchu]

Kaiserchu growled, "I suggest you apologise...NOW!"

 

[Boddy]

"Not until you apologize for calling me a coward!"

 

[Kaiserchu]

"...Fine, I apologise for calling you a coward, now apologize to me!"

 

[Boddy]

"Fine. I apologize for calling you a bad dad. And, for saying that you look like a wimpy Groudon. In my head. I actually said that in my head. Anyway..."

 

[Kaiserchu]

"Daddy! Can I bite your tail?" Kaiserace asked, staying hidden...
Kaiserchu sighed, "Fine..."