"Well, looks like there were 7 of you boys, but even all of you combined weren't able to defeat the power of Venus. It was a long and crazy and long and difficult and really long fight, but I'm elated that it's over and ended up this way!
I plan to be taking the job for head of Employee Love Managment, where I'll try to find true love for everybody in the company so they can pour their hearts into this cereal and spread the love across the planet."
Thanks goes out to the hosts to listening to me ranting at them and Lorde especially for helping me keep my morale despite burning out a lot and being incredibly nihilistic about my chances at times. I'll echo Lorde in saying that though the waits were kinda extreme at moments, while competitions were going on, this was a ton of fun. An emotional rollercoaster, especially when Brenton's ability to name presidents is in question, but fun.
Props to TE for winning literally every completion before this one and almost winning this one too and to Vrack for having such a funny and interesting character.