BigfootAUS sat down at the table with Ice Espeon and Machamp The Champion. "Glad you could make it! Today's meeting is a doozy. IE, I understand you have something to say first."
Keeper interrupted, feeling much like a purple pikmin:
"What happened to the cake?" He said, knowing there must have been cake around at one point or another. Isn't there always?
Muffin comes in: Koolaid Man took it.
But that was a lie. What really happened to the cake was revealed when MtC said… "Keeper, you know you're not a mod anymore," starts Machamp the Champion, "meaning we do have legislation to remove you from the premises."
At that very moment, everyone knew Machamp the Champion stole the cake. Why else would he want to remove Keeper from the premises? Everyone stopped thinking about that when MtC said :"Guys, let's get serious. We need to talk about something serious now. People in the FG are playing less and less games. We need to find out why." With these words, a unexpected visitor came, and said his name was…
... Drohn. "I know how to increase the activity of Forum Games!" he said. "We need to make at least 3 games themed around Charizard! Who's with me...?"
Reggie McGigas. Reggie said "I have returned from the 12 days of YPPY with all four golems under my belt. What do you need?" MTC replied…
"Bring me a shovel! We'll need more than spoons for THIS cake!" Everyone gasped. Suddenly, Jax bursted in. He had just come back from the mining facility trying to get coal for the furnace at his house because, y'know, it's winter. "What's all the gasping at other people's expense for?!?" He said, curiously.
Ice Espeon face palms, forgetting he has ice cream all over his hands.
"Duh," says Keeper.
"W-ell," starts Bigfoot..."...If we're getting shovels out, we may as well start work on our newest project!"
Everybody looked up in horror as Bigfoot unveiled a model of a statue in his likeness.
IceEspeon walked over and smashed the statue with his face. "Anybody have any better ideas of what to do with these shovels?"
"We can always smash Bigfoot with them," said MtC. As soon as that was said, Bigfoot screamed in horror, and then he...Called up his jet black Mega Rayquaza. Then it was everyone else's turn to scream.
"Crikey!" said Bigfoot, horrified at the loud screaming. To halt the ridiculous noise, Bigfoot calls back his Rayquaza.
"Ah, silence is bliss!" said Machamp.
Jax was pacing the floor, trying to think of a use for the shovels. While pacing, he tripped over Reggie, who was sleeping on the floor. Jax tumbled and broke the wall of the house, along with the second wall, the third wall, and the fourth wall! And straight out from behind the now non-existent 4th wall, came out Brave Vesperia. He was eavesdropping the whole time and noticed IE never got to say what he had intended to. IE said… "I forgot what I was going to say, lol. How about we all go somewhere and chill?" Someone suggested…
"Well, how about we throw darts to decide where we go?"
Everyone looked behind them to notice that CMP deck testing Majestic Dawn-onwards decks. He had been eavesdropping and Crobat G dropping the entire time.
"All we do is cut out some locations on Google Maps, put 'em on a dart board, and travel to the place we hit." He said, while Poke-Turning.
"Who here is a Psychic master?" asked Machamp the Champion, who seemed to like that idea.
"My dear girlfriend is," says Vom. "I'll go call her!"
"Looks like Princess bbninjas forgot she's my girlfriend yet again..." Vom said.
MtC looked around confused. "Well, ninjas, what should we do?"
"Vom-senpai, please boot up the Dell and get to Google Maps!"
MtC gagged, and Jax looked like his stomach was turned inside-out. Everyone else didn't care, and they were all trying to pay CMP for some Luxray Lvl X's and Typhlosion Primes.
Vom went to Google Maps, and wrote down the following addresses: Sinnoh, Free Country USA, Bikini Bottom, Koradai, and the sledding hill behind Jax's personal arcade, because, y'know, it's Winter.
After setting up the dart board with locations on it, MTC threw a dart at it. The dart hit Bikini Bottom. "Alright, let's all go to Bikini Bottom!" said MTC. After the initial excitement wrote off from this, everyone quickly remembered that they couldn't breath underwater.....unless they could. So, Keeper, bbninjas and Vom all worked together on an evil plan to be able to breathe underwater. Step 1 was… Perfecting the necessary potion. Keeper was obviously already a pro at alchemy, so he began teaching Vom and bbninjas the sacred art. At one point, Brave Vesperia entered and knocked over the cauldron Keeper was working out of, which spilled the unfinished potion and promptly turned the floor into quicksand. Luckily, Machamp the Champion, and his quick wits, managed to save Brave from the fatal sand. Keeper quickly ransacked his potion self, and threw the bottles at the room's walls, so the concoctions bubbled down onto the sand. The sand was then accurately re-named "slowsand" by the potions because that's what it is. Everyone broke the 4th wall (again) by wondering why the plot of this story hasn't advanced much.
