Bacon-boy throws a bean.
It hits the floor. A bird eats it, giving it JUST enough energy to fly to London to begin a new life. However, this bird had previously contracted bird flu and now everyone in London is dieing. In response to this, the British government wages a war against all things feathery and winged, and KFC goes bankrupt. Everyone in America groans, gets rather mad, and starts bombing foriegn countries because that's Americas reponse to anything. It all ends in a nuclear war and brings about the death of man kind.
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