the wrong answer game!

[cokecan182]

no i have mushrooms...

are you a parasite?

 

[CCloud]

(OMG how'd he know?)

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* (snorts) Did I just take a snooze and drool all over your pillows cokecan?

 

[cokecan182]

no... you were drooling on my pet rabid pit-bull

are those dog treats in your back pocket?

 

[CCloud]

Yes, why?

*...Ow*

Does your dog have rabies?

 

[cokecan182]

no... just mange [sp]

have you met my pet raccoon?

 

[CCloud]

I hope I haven't.

If I have will it blind me?

 

[cokecan182]

no it will only give you rabies

does rabies result in blindness?

 

[CCloud]

Geez, I hope not.

Do I have to go to prevent further damage to my well-being?

 

[cokecan182]

no thats not necessary

do you want me to call off my raccoon?

 

[CCloud]

Yes, I mean no!

So, ah, what's it's name?

 

[cokecan182]

hmmm... ricky

isnt he cute? i mean once you get past the foaming mouth and all?

 

[CCloud]

Sure...?

Can I sue you if he bites me?

 

[cokecan182]

depends...

how good is your lawyer?

 

[CCloud]

The best in town.

Are you scared?

 

[cokecan182]

depends

wheres my raccoon?

 

[CCloud]

In my pocket eating peanut brittle.

Ugh, I think your raccoon is digusting, don't you?

 

[cokecan182]

yea i do...

do you know anybody who would take a rabid raccoon?

 

[CCloud]

Me, because you're under arrest.

Do you feel somber now?

 

[Lieutenant Houndoom]

Ya think, Ccloud? [/sarcasm]

Who says that sort of line?

 

[cokecan182]

i do

do you even know what somber means?