RE: Trivia of DNA II
This person became shipwrecked after a big storm at sea, then woke up on island next to a girl he thought to be his girlfriend from home, but was in fact the island babe. He finds out she is married so he goes to give her husband some drugs (he was already doing shrooms so it wasn't that big of a deal). He then went and stole a chain chomp and instantly tamed it through shear power of will. After he made it eat everything in the swamp he decided he would go to the island's castle and steal all the gold there. He than wanted some more action, so he went on a date with the island babe (romantic walk on beach, babes love romantic walks on the beach), and then decided he would kidnap her and took her to a village of talking animals. Wanting a new pet he used his powers of necromancy to bring a rooster back to life (CAUSE ROOSTERS ARE FREAKING AWESOME). Then growing tired of the place, he destroyed the whole island, and turned the babe into a seagull.
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This person became shipwrecked after a big storm at sea, then woke up on island next to a girl he thought to be his girlfriend from home, but was in fact the island babe. He finds out she is married so he goes to give her husband some drugs (he was already doing shrooms so it wasn't that big of a deal). He then went and stole a chain chomp and instantly tamed it through shear power of will. After he made it eat everything in the swamp he decided he would go to the island's castle and steal all the gold there. He than wanted some more action, so he went on a date with the island babe (romantic walk on beach, babes love romantic walks on the beach), and then decided he would kidnap her and took her to a village of talking animals. Wanting a new pet he used his powers of necromancy to bring a rooster back to life (CAUSE ROOSTERS ARE FREAKING AWESOME). Then growing tired of the place, he destroyed the whole island, and turned the babe into a seagull.
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