RE: Trivia of DNA II
You're attempting a nuzlocke of Diamond using your DSi XL (because you're a real man who loves a big screen, and it's the only handheld you have since your GBA broke). You wake up bright and early one Saturday morning and start playing, anxious to get started after you abandoned that Ruby nuzlocke because you ran into Seedot (seriously, 80% chance not to and you get owned like that? NEVER AGAIN, you said).
Back in Sinnoh, your nuzlocke is going badly. You ran into a Starly on the way to Sandgem Town, and feel robbed because you couldn't catch it. After blowing through Dawn's explanation you head into the grass, and your eyes light up in anticipation of your first new teammate.
And then you see it. "No way," you say under your breath, rage building with every passing second. Frantic, you log onto some dumb Pokemon website that smart people only use for their Pokedex and check the percentages...10%. You also see that it doesn't appear in the day time. If only you'd waited a few more hours!...As you get ready to throw _this_ handheld against the wall in rage, you decide to suck it up and try him out. Spirit of the game, right? Tackle should weaken him enough so you can-
A critical hit!
What just fainted?