Ultimate war game

misdreavus

misdreavus

thinking about sheeps
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It goes like this:
There are two teams: red and blue, both teams have their own fortress and the two teams are in war with each other. The blue team attacks and the red defends. The post must go red-blue-red-blue ...

Example:

blue: throws a cannon ball at the red team.

red: summons a giant dragon that eats the cannon ball.

blue: throws honey at the red team that attracts a whole bunch of bees.

...

I start as the blue team and I create a whole army of zombies and attack the red team.
 
im red team

i throw flaming arrows at the zombies and rinohs to eat them and they will continue and attcak the blue fortress
 
i'll be blue team then :)

I send out a herd of angry elephants, which trample over the rhinos and proceed to attack the red fortress.
 
the zombies powers goes into the rinos wich come back to life and kill the elephants

the rinos shoot fire balls at the blue fortress
 
The blue team summons a water kelpie and drives the rhinos into the deep river north of the blue fortress's location, thus preventing the rhinos from shooting fire balls as they lose them all in the river. The kelpie then proceeds towards the red fortress along with an army of kelpies.
 
We generate the energy and use it to charge up batteries for our monkeys with baseballbats that attack the red fortress.
 
The Red team uses banana peels to make the monkeys slip. Confused, they return to attack the blues.
 
We create a giant microwave and toast the monkeys. myam monkey hamburgers(now we know where the mac donalds gets his flesh) The hamburger monkeys attack the red fortress with ketchup and milkshakes.
 
The fat guy explodes and the fat splashes down on the red fortress what makes it incapable of
summoning vegetarian diet meneating food.
 
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