I think you're deliberately making the silliest arguments possible to excuse a basic lack of character.
If I ask you to give $5 to my friend and you have concerns you cannot do it (safety, etc.), then you should tell me and return it to me. In fact, on having that conversation, I might offer something to assist you in completing the request, or arrange for it to be done somewhere else. That is sensible, coherent, and the "incentive" in doing so, as some of you would believe, is maintaining good relationship with me and being a decent human being for yourself.
What you're proposing instead is not airing these concerns and then just deciding how to resolve the situation for yourself. Did you give the $5 to my friend like I asked? No? Then it's theft. In this hypothetical scenario, there's no room for discussion, as you had every opportunity to raise these concerns to me and instead you decided to steal.
TPCI gave these cards to LGSes with the express, specific instruction they be given away to customers under certain conditions. Are they being given away to customers under those conditions? No? Then it's theft. In this real world scenario, there's no room for discussion here – if the LGSes felt they couldn't distribute the cards, they could have contacted TPCI and/or the distributor to discuss their concerns and see if they could work something out, or else would be morally obliged to return the cards. This is exactly what I would do in this scenario if I was running an LGS because I have a basic sense of ethics and morality and a comprehension that society doesn't work if people just live life from moment-to-moment thinking in short-term concepts like muh profit incentive. There are other sorts of people in this world who seem to be completely unable to act decent and are always full of nothing but excuses for being the way they are and I think I am listening to excuses of one such person now.
Again – it is amazing that there are people in our society who cannot even be trusted to give a Pokémon card to a customer. This type of person is called an LGS owner, and for the last several years they have been telling us sob stories about how difficult it is and how the big chain stores are threatening their business. I saw for myself, first-hand, how this was a lie, and now other readers can see for themselves how this was a lie.
I apologize to those LGS owners who are doing the right thing here, but this isn't so much a test to pass and win amazing prizes so much as a basic task nobody should be failing because we live in a society. But here we are.
Maybe bringing Pokémon outside of Japan was a mistake.