Recently, I just got back into the game, mostly for the team challenge. I haven't collected any Vivid Voltage or Darkness Ablaze cards, and I haven't played the new standard format before.
And boy howdy, was it like a slap in the face.
I, as you know, enjoy playing bad meme decks. Last format, I played Nag Quag ADP and Blissey-Z, as I found them fun and they had a decent winrate. Please note that they both are one prize decks that center around crazy energy acceleration that can whack for a lot of damage and can cheese out games against the biggest of decks. I mostly played Nag Quag, because the name is funny. I played this deck when the first couple of SWSH expansions came out, before any Vmaxes were viable. I liked memeing with this deck, and it was great. I had apositive even matchup on fire box, positive even matchup against mew3, and did okay lost against everything else. The deck did decently okayish, and I do not regret playing it. If I had a chance, I would play it again. The format was relatively fun. The format was somewhat balanced. I could win with a meme deck that I had fun playing.
This changed when Vmaxes became viable.
All of a sudden, Nag Quag didn't do enough damage. Dragapult picked on Woopers and Poipole, OHKO'ed Nag and Quag, and had 320 HP. I hadn't seen anything like this before. My pet deck now had an autoloss that I could do absolutely nothing about, and several othereven losing matchups that just outsped it. This problem led me to my other favorite deck. Blissey Porygon-Z was janky, inconsistent, and best of all, could absolutely annihilate anything that stood in its way. This deck was great, I found myself actually winning games with it. It could even beat sleep box, because of Blissey's seemingly useless ability. The only problem I had with it was getting unlucky, which included both coin flips and card draws. The coin flips part was entirely mostly solved by Glimwood Tangle, and chucking as many consistency cards I could into the deck. It worked great, I was up 3-1 in the sunday open at some point with it (i bricked afterwards). Eventually, I got bored of absolutely destroying losing to everyone and quit, partially because ADP was super annoying, and even coin flips have a limit.
Cue Rotation
I hadn't played standard in at least 3 months, I have no clue what was good or not. Looks like ADPZ is still BDIF, and the rest of the decks are Vmaxes (and baby blowns, which doesn't count). I didn't want to play any of these big boys, and set to make a meme deck. This part is where I struggled.
Almost all one-prizers don't do enough damage to OHKO Vmaxes. It was at this point where I realized how crazy the Power Creep is. Doing 150 damage with a 1-prizer is now not enough. I remember when ZapBeasts was a deck, chilling with ~120 average damage, and it was considered one of the best decks in format. That was only a year ago. In the last year, HP on pokemon has inflated so much that Wailord EX, the pokemon with highest HP for at least 4 years (until tag teams) now has pitiful HP compared to new cards. Wailord's attack isn't even good at all, and now we have pokemon with 300+ HP with absolutely bonkers attacks. This would all be fine, if they released one prizers with easily accessible 150+ damage attacks. In theory, one prize decks shouldn't even be that bad. you can chuck 3 of them at one Vmax and still trade prizes evenly. This was the idea behind Tag Teams, and those don't even have insanely high HP levels. One prizers should have a solid place in the format, but they don't. Why? Because of ADP.
ONE CARD has removed an entire subset of decks from being playable. ONE CARD.
ADP didn't even look that OP when it came out. It seemed that it had a good matchup against Mally and traded blows with others. Mally even had ways to beat it when it came out. The best card to pair with it was Keldeo, which helped in a lot of matchups, but it wasn't broken. Then Zacian came out. Zacian was the perfect pairing for ADP! In the first couple of turns, you can use the ability to draw cards, and Zacian would do 260 damage after the GX attack, basically perfect numbers to OHKO most Tag Teams with a shrine ping or galarian perseeker. This is when ADP became absolutely broken. ADP has a good answer to both Tag Teams and One Prizers, and TPCI's response? Make bigger tag teams.
Make bigger Tag Teams.
Tag teams were already a stupid idea, and now they thought it was another good idea to make them better. "ohh but they have to evolve first, perfectly balanced" you might say. BUT NO! The basics have HP levels on par with good GX's. 180+ HP. One prizer decks usually attack twice to take a knockout, but once the 180 HP Pokemon evolves into something with 320 HP, its over. You can also evolve more than one, which means you can just put 2 down and evolve both of them, removing the strategy of killing them before they evolve. Like I said before, One prizers would still be decent of they weren't completely gatekept by ADP. This leads to a toxic format where the only good way to win is to play pokemon with over 200 HP, or baby blowns. Games now take around 4 or 5 turns, which prioritize drawpower and barfing cards all over the playmat. Slow decks with stage 1's and 2's are now unplayable, both because they are too slow and that ADP exists. The only "viable" meme deck I could think of that was not Shedinja (my friend told me it sucked) was Cramorant scopes paired with flapple, welder, and... baby blowns. My strategy is to snipe benched dedenne and bats, and maybe Zacians if you can hit the flapples. The most problematic matchup is ADP.
ADP Gatekeeps all meme decks.
ADP can win in 3 turns if you bench 2 2-prizers of any kind. 2 Prizers, such as Dedenne or Crobat, are required to have at least a semi-consistent deck, especially with the turn 1 supporter rule. This means that you can only attack a total of 3 times, or only 2 turns if they go second. This means that the entire game can be decided after the first coin flip. Not to mention, meme decks are inherently inconsistent, which is why they are meme decks and not top tier. ADP is such a bad matchup for cramorant that I might as well accept the loss and build it with porygon Z, except I don't want to do that because then I guarantee the loss to ADP. I can still win, but only if I get incredibly lucky or they get incredibly unlucky. Cramorant does pretty well against Eternatus though, which I think is pretty funny.
Rant over
TLDR: vmaxes suck, ADP gatekeeps all meme decks, power creep sucks
And boy howdy, was it like a slap in the face.
I, as you know, enjoy playing bad meme decks. Last format, I played Nag Quag ADP and Blissey-Z, as I found them fun and they had a decent winrate. Please note that they both are one prize decks that center around crazy energy acceleration that can whack for a lot of damage and can cheese out games against the biggest of decks. I mostly played Nag Quag, because the name is funny. I played this deck when the first couple of SWSH expansions came out, before any Vmaxes were viable. I liked memeing with this deck, and it was great. I had a
This changed when Vmaxes became viable.
All of a sudden, Nag Quag didn't do enough damage. Dragapult picked on Woopers and Poipole, OHKO'ed Nag and Quag, and had 320 HP. I hadn't seen anything like this before. My pet deck now had an autoloss that I could do absolutely nothing about, and several other
Cue Rotation
I hadn't played standard in at least 3 months, I have no clue what was good or not. Looks like ADPZ is still BDIF, and the rest of the decks are Vmaxes (and baby blowns, which doesn't count). I didn't want to play any of these big boys, and set to make a meme deck. This part is where I struggled.
Almost all one-prizers don't do enough damage to OHKO Vmaxes. It was at this point where I realized how crazy the Power Creep is. Doing 150 damage with a 1-prizer is now not enough. I remember when ZapBeasts was a deck, chilling with ~120 average damage, and it was considered one of the best decks in format. That was only a year ago. In the last year, HP on pokemon has inflated so much that Wailord EX, the pokemon with highest HP for at least 4 years (until tag teams) now has pitiful HP compared to new cards. Wailord's attack isn't even good at all, and now we have pokemon with 300+ HP with absolutely bonkers attacks. This would all be fine, if they released one prizers with easily accessible 150+ damage attacks. In theory, one prize decks shouldn't even be that bad. you can chuck 3 of them at one Vmax and still trade prizes evenly. This was the idea behind Tag Teams, and those don't even have insanely high HP levels. One prizers should have a solid place in the format, but they don't. Why? Because of ADP.
ONE CARD has removed an entire subset of decks from being playable. ONE CARD.
ADP didn't even look that OP when it came out. It seemed that it had a good matchup against Mally and traded blows with others. Mally even had ways to beat it when it came out. The best card to pair with it was Keldeo, which helped in a lot of matchups, but it wasn't broken. Then Zacian came out. Zacian was the perfect pairing for ADP! In the first couple of turns, you can use the ability to draw cards, and Zacian would do 260 damage after the GX attack, basically perfect numbers to OHKO most Tag Teams with a shrine ping or galarian perseeker. This is when ADP became absolutely broken. ADP has a good answer to both Tag Teams and One Prizers, and TPCI's response? Make bigger tag teams.
Make bigger Tag Teams.
Tag teams were already a stupid idea, and now they thought it was another good idea to make them better. "ohh but they have to evolve first, perfectly balanced" you might say. BUT NO! The basics have HP levels on par with good GX's. 180+ HP. One prizer decks usually attack twice to take a knockout, but once the 180 HP Pokemon evolves into something with 320 HP, its over. You can also evolve more than one, which means you can just put 2 down and evolve both of them, removing the strategy of killing them before they evolve. Like I said before, One prizers would still be decent of they weren't completely gatekept by ADP. This leads to a toxic format where the only good way to win is to play pokemon with over 200 HP, or baby blowns. Games now take around 4 or 5 turns, which prioritize drawpower and barfing cards all over the playmat. Slow decks with stage 1's and 2's are now unplayable, both because they are too slow and that ADP exists. The only "viable" meme deck I could think of that was not Shedinja (my friend told me it sucked) was Cramorant scopes paired with flapple, welder, and... baby blowns. My strategy is to snipe benched dedenne and bats, and maybe Zacians if you can hit the flapples. The most problematic matchup is ADP.
ADP Gatekeeps all meme decks.
ADP can win in 3 turns if you bench 2 2-prizers of any kind. 2 Prizers, such as Dedenne or Crobat, are required to have at least a semi-consistent deck, especially with the turn 1 supporter rule. This means that you can only attack a total of 3 times, or only 2 turns if they go second. This means that the entire game can be decided after the first coin flip. Not to mention, meme decks are inherently inconsistent, which is why they are meme decks and not top tier. ADP is such a bad matchup for cramorant that I might as well accept the loss and build it with porygon Z, except I don't want to do that because then I guarantee the loss to ADP. I can still win, but only if I get incredibly lucky or they get incredibly unlucky. Cramorant does pretty well against Eternatus though, which I think is pretty funny.
Rant over
TLDR: vmaxes suck, ADP gatekeeps all meme decks, power creep sucks
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