Well, look on the Bright Side...

WLOTBS, maybe you get it back when you're on the toilet xP

-I've lost my left hand ._.
 
WLOTBS, you don`t have to worry about knowing your right from your left...all you have to do is remember you lost your LEFT hand.

I stepped in something...squishy.
 
Well look on the bright side, at least you're not the squishy thing that you stepped in. =P

A house fell from the sky and landed on me.
 
WLOTBS, since your hamster is smaller than you, you'll make him explode because you don't fit in his stomach

I am strange
 
WLOTBS: You are better than the other people because you are unique.

I choked on my spit.
 
Well look on the bright side, you probably don't need those calories.

No one has joined my clan yet..
 
WLOTBS you don't have to worry about checking for spam.

I fell off a boat.
 
WLOTBS You can fall off that waterfall and die from sharp pointy rocks instead of drown :)

I ate my toes.
 
WLOTBS: You still have fingers!

I broke my chain of 33 on my cousin's diamond Version while searching for shinies. a Bidoof broke the chain.
 
Well, look at the bright side, that Bidoof is probably one of a kind. :D

I don't have a signature..
 
WLOTBS, at least you get to watch 30-minute-long advertisements (a.k.a. Paid Programming)!

The Saturday morning lineup is worse than more than half of the videos on YouTube.
 
WLOBTS... It's not my problem :p

I bought 600 lottery tickets and won nothing.
 
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