RE: Werewolf I - The legend of Pokebeach - Day 1 Begins!
Pessimism, HAI!
The polls were in! On the front page of Pokebeach. there apeared a message. This message was the lyrics to a song. It went:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture science.
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
And as they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive
Still alive
The message was by cute-"never gonna give you up"-mew.
King-of-hax was the first name on the banlist for the new pokebeach.
z-man said:
You are cute-mew. In every single one of your posts, you must include an internet meme. You will gain a new role if you get inspected by a seer.
Win condition: No wolves remain.
There was another message on the front page. This one said "You fools! You just banned one of my mods! He could have had great use in this hunt for n00bs if you had just given him a chance!" This message, was from an anonymous source.
The forums have been shut down for the night. Only the mods can see it, and they have no reason to look. For this reason, NO ONE can post during the game night. The one exception to the rule is if you haven't posted on day 1, you MUST post on night 1 or risk a modkill. The next day will start once I get ALL night roles in.
When pming your night role, please title it with your role name, and your action. For example, if I were... z-man the wolf, my pm title would me "z-man wolf kill"