##RevengeWelcome: King Xerneas
Hello, everyone. I'm a bit late to this party, but I'm glad to be here. Unfortunately I have no idea what's going on because my Fire Emblem knowledge is basically "hey I know that guy from smash bros" and that is it. I see in my role PM that I have weird stuff like HP that I have never seen before so I'm gonna check out the OP to see what's going on and then holy christ 56 pages does anyone want to give me the abridged version of what's happened so far?
inb4 I subbed in for someone about to be lynched
Day 1:
People do random vote and use an acronym I either forgot or was somehow never seen by me. Celever replies "OMG HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THIS WEIRD ACRONYM MEANS HE'S SCUM, LYNCH FOR DUMB TELL LYNCH FOR DUMB TELL LYNCH FOR DUMB TELL, HE'S SCUM!" I then get 3/4 of the votes on me to be lynched and claim Chrom, pressure stops for a while. Then I get a message from a mod that said "A messenger arrives with a note saying 'I am *insert proper FE character name here* ie, your sister.'" I ask in the thread id anybody sent a message recently because I got it. Celever then somehow creates ANOTHER band wagon on me because of this, until "ie" turns out to mean " character, also IE *ice espeon* your sister." And IE claims he sent me that note and then clears both of us. I then reply with a solid 3 lines of the lyrics to "Hey, Sould Sister"
For the rest of the day the smarter and experienced players make really long and elaborate posts, that I'm sure my beain would have glazed over even if I did not have bronchitis. Then somehow SS gets lynched because camo and celever made complicated detailed posts on stuff thus convicting him somehow. SS gets really uber pissed and the smack talk camo was laying down, while I innapropriately say "hey king xerneas you wanted popcorn, here, let me make you some, because this is getting REALLY GOOD". The day ends.
Night 1
Simandis gets a "Seed of Trust" which allows him to create a QT with me. We talk stuff and both agree/mostly me, agree that celever is super scummy.
Someone that didn't post that much and who's name begins with S gets night attacked. I cannot remember who.
I attack Celever.
Day 2
Posting stuff happens, aka I can't remember. Bbninjas compliments scum on the wise choice of the NK, this gets him votes from celever and camo.
A few players + me agree that camo mostly lead SS to get lynched, and lead us to kiling our doctor.
Bbninjas gets everyone but me (I thought there was a convoluted stupid thing with getting town players to say a certain phrase) to reply "I'm town" and then "I'm a Shepard" after the answer god thinks the players meant "I am a Town" <_< The ability turns out to be one use, he uses it on simandis and explains why simandis of all players in a post nobody can find. It turns out simandis lied.
I claim to have the seed of trust with simandis and if anyone has one to use it on me so that way one of the three of us, me the other person and simandis could always send a message to town if something appened to the both of us.
I think of a stupidly convoluted way to catch celever in a lie by trying to get everyone to claim wheather or not they were attacked during the night via weapon. Celever doesn't lie, after he doesn't lie Celever insta posts "NOW TELL ME WTF YOU DID THIS FOR YOU SAID YOU HAD A TRACKING ITEM SAY SOMETHING NOW OR OMG UR SCUM!" Celever then votes for me and camo votes for me despite hom already having a vote and not typing unvote first. After I state my reason for what I did I get chewed out by tgk and two other players for making town go through this convoluted BS.
Someone says that anyone legitimately voting for me over simandis is likely scum because it's ridiculous otherwise. I point out that camo and celever voted for me. Camo says he never voted for me, I quote his post voting for me, while introducing to his cylon clone, twin brother, Camoclone who's also a forum mod. Someone the later points out that camo never unvoted first so he technically never voted for me.
Heat gets off me being an idiot.
Something gets pointed out about bbninjas that doesn't make sense after I post how somandis's safe claim about having a 50/50 chance of saving me or my sister if we were to get killed, and he gets killed instead.
You sub in.
I make my longest and most coherent post in the history of WW.