What can possibly go wrong

[Zyflair]

You're not in a building with windows.

I plan to go to sleep.

 

[Snorchu]

Your plans change abruptly.

I watch The Simpsons

 

[meowth14]

Your TV explodes!

I do my homework.

 

[Staraptor]

Your homework eats you.

I draw a picture.

 

[meowth14]

It catches on fire!

I eat some chocolate.

 

[Zyflair]

It was too hard to eat.

I take a nap.

 

[Snorchu]

Your bed attacks!

I log in.

 

[FancyDanceLudicolo]

You log out

I watch SNL

 

[Zyflair]

It was banned from being viewed on TV.

I live.

 

[Staraptor]

You get hit by a train and die.

I eat breakfast.
(Even though it's night time here...)

 

[meowth14]

And it was Poisonous!

I go for a walk.

 

[One Approved]

I attack you for taking out the Jolteon* plushie of your sig!!!

I pull a Time-Space- Distortion out of a pack...

 

[Snorchu]

It distorts you.

I log off.

Watch this and comment!

 

[One Approved]

OH!! lolz....

like mah sig??

You get perma banned and can't log back on

I eat a cookie!!

 

[red blastoise]

thats not a cookie thats a shuriken!!!!!

i play with a magnet

 

[Delta]

The magnet plays with you

I control gravity

 

[Snorchu]

Magnetism controls you.

I open a Dark Void.

 

[red blastoise]

i close it XD

i am who i am and nobody could take that away from me

 

[meowth14]

You die.

I buy a Pikachu plushie.

 

[AAred]

it eats you

i *np gets to insert random action here*